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Old 2010-07-29, 09:33   Link #7761
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This is why all chans - 2chan, 4chan, 6chan, whatever other chan some dangerous idiot may dare to think up - are complete sh*tholes. Screw 'em all.

And why respond to Sankaku, that awful place whose writers have nothing but pantsu (they can't say panties, must say pantsu >_>) and similar topics in their minds? Can't those 2channers find a place with a majority of intelligent non-pirates, like AnimeSuki?
And then our comments here will be translated into Japanese by Random Guy A and posted on 2ch, and then a new wave of "feedback" will come from 2ch about us AS residents..... before they are picked off by Sankaku and eventually get to us again.

Internet is such a great place. We always have a good laugh even when people do everrything seriously
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Old 2010-07-29, 09:40   Link #7762
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Spoiler for Funny [url]www.bash.org[/url] quote:

I have a lot more funny IRC quotes saved on my HDD.
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Old 2010-07-29, 10:08   Link #7763
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Old 2010-07-29, 11:02   Link #7764
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That is so fake. How can they bury each other in the sand without the help of a third party?
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Old 2010-07-29, 13:12   Link #7765
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That is so fake. How can they bury each other in the sand without the help of a third party?
Create a sand-castle like arch or pillar, move under it and make it drop; the bigger the better. You can also just dig hole near the water and wait for the tide to create a quicksand effect. You won't go under but it will be far harder to get out then it was to get in (see mythbusters ).
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Old 2010-07-29, 14:03   Link #7766
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Create a sand-castle like arch or pillar, move under it and make it drop; the bigger the better. You can also just dig hole near the water and wait for the tide to create a quicksand effect. You won't go under but it will be far harder to get out then it was to get in (see mythbusters ).
They were drunk....
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Old 2010-07-29, 14:08   Link #7767
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Create a sand-castle like arch or pillar, move under it and make it drop; the bigger the better. You can also just dig hole near the water and wait for the tide to create a quicksand effect. You won't go under but it will be far harder to get out then it was to get in (see mythbusters ).
It's IRC who cares if it's fake. IRC is for random chatter.
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Old 2010-07-29, 16:41   Link #7768
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Exactly, it doesn't have to be real. You just need to imagine that it is and it's hilarious

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Old 2010-07-29, 18:26   Link #7769
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And then our comments here will be translated into Japanese by Random Guy A and posted on 2ch, and then a new wave of "feedback" will come from 2ch about us AS residents..... before they are picked off by Sankaku and eventually get to us again.

Internet is such a great place. We always have a good laugh even when people do everrything seriously
This is just back and forth NO U. The internet is hilarious!
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Old 2010-07-30, 02:13   Link #7770
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A woman was called by her son's teacher to meet him at his classroom after school. When she got there, she saw her son standing alone facing a corner.

Teacher-"Thank you for coming on such short notice, ma'm. The reason I called you is because your son was cheating on his test."

Mother-"You can't be serious! My son would never do that! How can you be sure?"

Teacher-"Because his test's answers were exactly the same as the kid who seats next to him."

Mother-"That's not proof enough. It could have been the other kid copying from my son's answers!"

Teacher-"I considered that possibility as well, until I read question #10: In what year the Civil War started? The kid answered "I don't know", and your son answered "Me neither!"
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Old 2010-07-30, 10:51   Link #7771
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Old 2010-07-30, 10:57   Link #7772
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Haha^^ that's pretty funny!
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Old 2010-07-30, 11:25   Link #7773
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A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
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Old 2010-07-30, 14:44   Link #7774
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At my local anime con theres a masquerade where people can put on little skits. This one was my favorite.
WARNING: many sexual innuendos

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Old 2010-07-30, 14:57   Link #7775
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LOL, nice find!
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Old 2010-07-30, 17:31   Link #7776
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If time flies while you are having fun, is it true that happier people die faster?

If there is no such thing as free lunch, and the best things in life are free, lunch wouldn't be the best thing in the world. So what is?

If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, and while you are sick you met someone who is the apple of your eye, do you eat him/her?

If the rule of the thumb is to break every rule in the book, do you break your own thumb or someone else's?

If someone uses underhanded tactics to gain an upper hand, is his/her hands below, above or totally out?
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Old 2010-07-30, 19:56   Link #7777
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If there is no such thing as free lunch, and the best things in life are free, lunch wouldn't be the best thing in the world. So what is?
This doesn't make sense. Who said lunch is the best thing in the world?
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Old 2010-07-30, 20:43   Link #7778
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This doesn't make sense. Who said lunch is the best thing in the world?
Please tell me you don't eat. The term lunch is supposed to be termed as a necessity, and erstwise, that statement tells us to reconsider our addictions, namely our wants which became our needs.
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Old 2010-07-30, 20:56   Link #7779
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Please tell me you don't eat. The term lunch is supposed to be termed as a necessity, and erstwise, that statement tells us to reconsider our addictions, namely our wants which became our needs.
Ah, I think I see now. I guess I needed to think about that one a little more than I did
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Old 2010-07-30, 21:33   Link #7780
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Found this on Nico today.

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