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Old 2010-09-09, 21:21   Link #8301
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YAY I AM DUMB!! NYAA NYAA NYAA!!

Bring on the catgirls! They are all mine!

MINE! STAY AWAY FROM MY KITTY!
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When three puppygirls named after pastries are on top of each other, it is called Eclair a'la menthe et Biscotti aux fraises avec beaucoup de Ricotta sur le dessus.
Most of all, you have to be disciplined and you have to save, even if you hate our current financial system. Because if you don't save, then you're guaranteed to end up with nothing.
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Old 2010-09-09, 21:59   Link #8302
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A Rabbi, Dick Cheney, and a priest are on the sinking Titanic.
The Rabbi asks, "Should we save the children?"
Dick Cheney says, "F*ck the children!"
Then the priest asks, "Do you think we have time?"

A Higgs-Boson walks into a church. Suddenly, the priest stops it and says "Higgs-Bosons aren't allowed in here."
The Higgs-Boson says, "But without me, how can you have mass?"

A nun walks into Mother Superior's office and plunks down into a chair. She lets out a sigh heavy with frustration.
'What troubles you, Sister?' asked the Mother Superior. 'I thought this was the day you spent with your family.'
‎'It was,' sighed the Sister. 'And I went to play golf with my brother. We try to play golf as often as we can. You know I was quite a talented golfer before I devoted my life to Christ.'
'I seem to recall that,' the Mother Superior agreed.
'...So I take it your day of recreation was not relaxing?'
'Far from it,' snorted the Sister. 'In fact, I even took the Lord's name in vain today!'
'Goodness, Sister!' gasped the Mother Superior, astonished. 'You must tell me all about it!'
'Well, we were on the fifth tee...and this hole is a monster, Mother -540 yard Par 5, with a nasty dogleg left and a hidden green...and I hit the drive of my life. I creamed it. The sweetest swing I ever made. And it's flying straight and true, right along the line I wanted...and it hits a bird in mid-flight !'
'Oh my!' commiserated the Mother. 'How unfortunate! But surely that didn't make you blaspheme, Sister!'
'No, that wasn't it,' admitted Sister. 'While I was still trying to fathom what had happened, this squirrel runs out of the woods, grabs my ball and runs off down the fairway!'
'Oh, that would have made me blaspheme!' sympathized the Mother.
'But I didn't, Mother!' sobbed the Sister. 'And I was so proud of myself!
And while I was pondering whether this was a sign from God, this hawk swoops out of the sky and grabs the squirrel and flies off, with my ball still clutched in his paws!'
'So that's when you cursed,' said the Mother with a knowing smile.
'Nope, that wasn't it either,' cried the Sister, anguished, 'because as the hawk started to fly out of sight, the squirrel started struggling, and the hawk dropped him right there on the green, and the ball popped out of his paws and rolled to about 18 inches from the cup!'
Mother Superior sat back in her chair, folded her arms across her chest,
fixed the Sister with a baleful stare and said..
'You missed the f*cking putt, didn't you?'
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Old 2010-09-09, 22:00   Link #8303
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Axe Body Wash getting crap past the radar.
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Old 2010-09-09, 22:06   Link #8304
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Axe Body Wash getting crap past the radar.
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Old 2010-09-09, 22:28   Link #8305
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Hardware Wars. A Star Wars parody.



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Old 2010-09-09, 23:01   Link #8306
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This is what happens to Lupin when there is not Fujiko

Cue the boxing glove out of nowhere.~


More G-mod goodness:

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Old 2010-09-09, 23:05   Link #8307
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Kitty0706 is a Gmod comedic genius. This is just one of several videos that are simply awesome. For those who don't know him, I highly recommend watching more of his videos.
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Old 2010-09-10, 01:35   Link #8308
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Old 2010-09-10, 02:12   Link #8309
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It's funny because it's true
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Old 2010-09-10, 02:44   Link #8310
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There's a whole lotta bad news in this picture.

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Old 2010-09-10, 02:48   Link #8311
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Lol and "OMG " to this.

Spoiler for Consider this NSFW-ish (also, kill it with fire):
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Old 2010-09-10, 06:34   Link #8312
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When three puppygirls named after pastries are on top of each other, it is called Eclair a'la menthe et Biscotti aux fraises avec beaucoup de Ricotta sur le dessus.
Most of all, you have to be disciplined and you have to save, even if you hate our current financial system. Because if you don't save, then you're guaranteed to end up with nothing.
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Old 2010-09-10, 07:09   Link #8313
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Apple's No. 1 fan

Lol and "OMG " to this.

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WOOHOOO I"M gonna BE SICK!!

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Old 2010-09-10, 10:15   Link #8314
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When three puppygirls named after pastries are on top of each other, it is called Eclair a'la menthe et Biscotti aux fraises avec beaucoup de Ricotta sur le dessus.
Most of all, you have to be disciplined and you have to save, even if you hate our current financial system. Because if you don't save, then you're guaranteed to end up with nothing.
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Old 2010-09-10, 10:35   Link #8315
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There's a whole lotta bad news in this picture.

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Is the stairs filled with water and there a guy down there? Hmm...


Wrestling FAIL.

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Old 2010-09-10, 10:39   Link #8316
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There's a whole lotta bad news in this picture.

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Beat'cha to it! *skips down stairs*
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Old 2010-09-10, 10:45   Link #8317
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There's a whole lotta bad news in this picture.

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In Soviet Russia, I spy the spy
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Old 2010-09-10, 14:56   Link #8318
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I hope I do this right, if I don't it will be embarrassing.

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Old 2010-09-10, 17:18   Link #8319
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>.< So random . . .

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Old 2010-09-10, 21:04   Link #8320
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>.< So random . . .

(Fail hoody flip >o<)
/agree That was completly random o.o....

Also I hope this works...
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