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Old 2011-01-21, 20:15   Link #9941
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That was strangely amusing... Never expected that turn of events, just thought it would be a very, very long argument that would seem neverending.
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Old 2011-01-21, 20:28   Link #9942
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That was creepy.
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Old 2011-01-21, 20:36   Link #9943
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Now if all arguments ended like that, the world would be a happier, albeit creepier, place
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Old 2011-01-21, 21:00   Link #9944
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LMAO!!!!

... unfortunately, it also reminds me that Singles Awareness Day is approaching. Not exactly my personal favorite holiday...
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Old 2011-01-21, 21:22   Link #9945
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Hey, it's all about the day after. High quality chocolate, discount prices.
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Old 2011-01-21, 21:30   Link #9946
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I keep forgetting that everything goes on sale immediately after the holiday. Not to mention that they say that chocolate is the next best thing to sex... oh wait, I'm going to cause a thread derailment if I keep going
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Old 2011-01-21, 22:44   Link #9947
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Old 2011-01-22, 04:09   Link #9948
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Old 2011-01-22, 07:57   Link #9949
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Limited understanding unless you a football fan
  • Amauri tells Wayne Rooney he doesn’t score enough goals.
  • Joachim Low laughs at Juergen Klopp for always wearing the same clothes on the bench.
  • Aliaksandr Hleb advises Cesc Fabregas that he must leave Arsenal for Barcelona in order to not ruin his career.
  • Maurizio Zamparini blasts Aurelio De Laurentiis for firing too many coaches.
  • Byron Moreno slates Howard Webb for woeful refereeing.
  • Fernando Torres tells Jefferson Farfan to put in more effort on the pitch.
  • Arjen Robben complains that Franck Ribery is always injured.
  • Claudio Ranieri lectures Arsene Wenger that he needs to win trophies in order to be considered a great manager. Claudio Lotito adds that the Frenchman is too tight with his money.
  • John Terry labels Mario Balotelli "immoral" for cheating on his girlfriend with her best friend.
  • Silvio Berlusconi hits out at Antonio Cassano for his relationship with a teenage girl.
  • Sven Goran Eriksson criticises Saudi Arabia for changing coach too often, and says that managers are only taking the job for the money.
  • James Milner laughs at Darren Bent’s pricetag, labelling it a “rip-off”.
  • Raymond Domenech reports Diego Maradona to social services for being "mad".
  • Sky Sports England accuse La Liga of being over-hyped.
  • Harry Redknapp informs the police about Luciano Moggi and Massimo Moratti over their dodgy transfer dealings.
  • Nigel de Jong describes Joey Barton as a “thug” and says there is no place in the game for such yobs.
  • Pele slams Nostradamus for making wild predictions.
  • Obafemi Martins commands Hendry Thomas and Rodney Strasser to stop lying about their age.
  • Sheikh Mansour bin Zayed Al Nahyan accuses Florentino Perez of destroying football by spending so much money in the transfer market.
  • Mario Balotelli tells Jose Mourinho to learn some manners.

Sorry, if the jokes lost on you, but its frikking hilarious.
Spoiler:
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Old 2011-01-22, 09:44   Link #9950
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Limited understanding unless you a football fan
  • Amauri tells Wayne Rooney he doesn’t score enough goals.
  • Joachim Low laughs at Juergen Klopp for always wearing the same clothes on the bench.
  • Aliaksandr Hleb advises Cesc Fabregas that he must leave Arsenal for Barcelona in order to not ruin his career.
  • Maurizio Zamparini blasts Aurelio De Laurentiis for firing too many coaches.
  • Byron Moreno slates Howard Webb for woeful refereeing.
  • Fernando Torres tells Jefferson Farfan to put in more effort on the pitch.
  • Arjen Robben complains that Franck Ribery is always injured.
  • Claudio Ranieri lectures Arsene Wenger that he needs to win trophies in order to be considered a great manager. Claudio Lotito adds that the Frenchman is too tight with his money.
  • John Terry labels Mario Balotelli "immoral" for cheating on his girlfriend with her best friend.
  • Silvio Berlusconi hits out at Antonio Cassano for his relationship with a teenage girl.
  • Sven Goran Eriksson criticises Saudi Arabia for changing coach too often, and says that managers are only taking the job for the money.
  • James Milner laughs at Darren Bent’s pricetag, labelling it a “rip-off”.
  • Raymond Domenech reports Diego Maradona to social services for being "mad".
  • Sky Sports England accuse La Liga of being over-hyped.
  • Harry Redknapp informs the police about Luciano Moggi and Massimo Moratti over their dodgy transfer dealings.
  • Nigel de Jong describes Joey Barton as a “thug” and says there is no place in the game for such yobs.
  • Pele slams Nostradamus for making wild predictions.
  • Obafemi Martins commands Hendry Thomas and Rodney Strasser to stop lying about their age.
  • Sheikh Mansour bin Zayed Al Nahyan accuses Florentino Perez of destroying football by spending so much money in the transfer market.
  • Mario Balotelli tells Jose Mourinho to learn some manners.

Sorry, if the jokes lost on you, but its frikking hilarious.
Spoiler:
If you understand all of the above you need to watch less soccer.

Darn you Kina. Now I need to watch less soccer.
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Old 2011-01-22, 10:09   Link #9951
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Old 2011-01-22, 11:58   Link #9952
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Question Meme generator

1. If Konata Izumi and Haruhi Suzumiya teamed up, what would they most likely accomplish?
Ans: SOS Brigade dominating the world.
2. Would you marry Hitagi Senjogahara?
Ans: If she swore not to kill me with Unlimited Stationary Works.
3. Who's Vivio Takamachi dating?
Ans: She's not dating anyone.
4. Have you ever been in Sherlock Shellingford's house?
Ans: Can't find it, she drew me a map and it's like kid doodling so I got lost.
5. What's Archer to you?
Ans: A heroic spirit with an unlimited arsenal of swords.
6. What would you do if you hadn't met Nagisa Furukawa?
Ans: I'd get bored.
7. What song could be Keima Katsuragi's theme song?
Ans: Game songs (whether 8 bit or not)
8. Would you marry Kanade Tachibana?
Ans: As long as I don't go to the afterlife.
9. Have you dreamt of Haruhi Suzumiya before?
Ans: Yes, and it was a weird dream.
10. What if you found out that Yui Hirasawa was secretly an alien plotting to take over the world together with Konata Izumi?
Ans: ...And I must scream.

The moment it generated questions like: "Have you ever slept with Kamina?", I ditched the question.
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Old 2011-01-22, 18:26   Link #9953
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Brad's panics are always the best~
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Old 2011-01-22, 19:28   Link #9954
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The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again invited readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.
Here are the winners:

1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an in definite period of time.

2. Ignoranus : A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

3. Intaxicaton : Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

4. Reintarnation : Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

5. Bozone ( n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

6. Foreploy : Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid..

7. Giraffiti : Vandalism spray-painted very, very high

8. Sarchasm : The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

9. Inoculatte : To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

10. Osteopornosis : A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

11. Karmageddon : It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

13. Glibido : All talk and no action.

14. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

15. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

17. Caterpallor ( n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.

The Washington Post has also published the winning submissions to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words. And the winners are:

1. Coffee, n. The person upon whom one coughs.

2. Flabbergasted, adj. Appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained.

3. Abdicate, v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

4. Esplanade, v. To attempt an explanation while drunk.

5. Willy-nilly, adj. Impotent.

6. Negligent, adj. Absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown.

7. Lymph, v. To walk with a lisp.

8. Gargoyle, n. Olive-flavored mouthwash.

9. Flatulence, n. Emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller.

10. Balderdash, n. A rapidly receding hairline.

11. Testicle, n. A humorous question on an exam.

12. Rectitude, n. The formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.

13. Pokemon, n. A Rastafarian proctologist.

14. Oyster, n. A person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.

15. Frisbeetarianism, n. The belief that, after death, the soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.

16. Circumvent, n. An opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men
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Old 2011-01-22, 20:20   Link #9955
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This is so awful it is amazing.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qw5MT...h_response_rev
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Old 2011-01-22, 21:31   Link #9956
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Comiket 28 Uncovered: Otaku of 1985 Just As Creepy

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Otaku archaeologists have unearthed TV reports of an ancient ritual gathering held in 1985, known as “Comic Market 28″ and theorised to be the precursor to the modern Comiket:





The primitive culture of the time apparently had no qualms about displaying shameful illustrations of the female form even on TV news – little wonder their society collapsed.
Well, the lost decade is REALLY a timefreeze in Japan. Doujinshis and their theme hasn't changed from the past 26 years. One of the female cosplayers even mentioned Lin Minmay from the first Macross!
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Old 2011-01-22, 22:18   Link #9957
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Ooh, this looks like fun... let me try...

Spoiler for 20 Q and A's:
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Old 2011-01-22, 22:36   Link #9958
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Ooh, this looks like fun... let me try...

Spoiler for 20 Q and A's:
Reading all this just made me laugh too much especially question 19.
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Old 2011-01-22, 22:57   Link #9959
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Holy crap .. some of the questions Mr. Wang got, I got as well .. different cast tho

Q: Oh no! Mio got kidnapped by aliens! What do you say once they get back?
A: Did you get moeified yet?

Q: Ayana Taketatsu knows all your secrets. What do you have to say about that?
A: wife and husband have no secrets, so that is to be expected.

Q: Hot Kanu Unchou on Sheryl Nome action - Yes/No?
A: YES! YES! YES! YES.. YES!

Q: Can Haruka Tomatsu be a bad influence?
A: *Makes funny faces while thinking the answer*

Q: Sheryl Nome proposed to you, what is your answer?
A: That so like her, taking the initiative.. but yes.. the answer is yes!

Q : Rie Tanaka allows you to do anything to her, what would you do?
A:
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Old 2011-01-23, 00:48   Link #9960
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Questions 3 & 6...
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