|2011-05-06, 09:46||Link #10964|
The Comet is Coming
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Republic of California
Probably more to the point, why would Bruce Wayne or Jesus fight each other at all? Bruce wouldn't fight an unarmed harmless person, and Jesus would turn the other cheek anyway. There would be no point.
|2011-05-06, 18:06||Link #10965|
Join Date: Nov 2007
Who would win style matches are for the most part pointless. You've already said one of the reasons I'm not particularly fond of them; characters have no reason to fight each other. Also it's impossible to gauge power or intelligence levels due to characters coming from different universes with rules that might contradict each other. Not to mention that some characters have powers that are vaguely defined.
That isn't to say I dislike crossovers, I enjoy Dead Fantasy, Super Smash Bros, Capcom vs Whatever, and I'm looking forward to Professor Layton vs. Ace Attorney. I just think that kind of argument is pointless, devolves into a lot of posturing, and ultimately goes nowhere.
|2011-05-09, 15:08||Link #10979|
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: God only knows
For all aviation faggots out there:
Tower: Have you got enough fuel or not?
Tower: Yes what?? Pilot: Yes, SIR!
Pilot: Tower, please call me a fuel truck.
Tower: Roger. You are a fuel truck.
Pilot:: Tower, give me a rough time check.
Tower: It's Thursday, Sir.
Tower: Hawk 20, is this the same aircraft declaring emergency about two hours ago?
Pilot: Negativ, Sir. It's only the same pilot.
Pilot: Tower, there's a runway light burning.
Tower: I'm sure there must be dozens of lights burning.
Pilot: Sorry, I mean it's smoking.
Tower: Lufthansa 893, you are number one, check for workers on the taxiway.
Pilot: Roger... We've checked, they are all working.
Tower: Cannot read you, say again!
Tower: What's your heigth and position?
Pilot: Well, I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.
Tower: Mission triple-three, do you have problems?
Pilot: I think, I have lost my compass.
Tower: Judging by the way you are flying, you lost the whole instrument panel.
Tower: "Delta Zulu Romeo, turn right now and report your heading."
Pilot: "Wilco. 341, 342, 343, 344, 345…"
Tower: Cessna 310, that taxiway is approved for single engine use only.
Pilot: Roger, shutting down one engine.
Pilot: Logan Ground, Radio Check.
Tower: You sound like you are calling from inside a tin can.
Pilot: Roger. It feels like it, too.
Pilot: Airliner X, request a 360 to parking.
Tower: 360 approved, 180 recommended.
|2011-05-09, 16:29||Link #10980|
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: New England
Why say that f-word? It might get some people mad and might get a mod on your case. It wasn't really necessary to use.
Spoiler for Clicky!: