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Old 2007-10-05, 13:46   Link #1101
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have you heard the butter joke?

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Old 2007-10-05, 13:48   Link #1102
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Old 2007-10-05, 18:05   Link #1103
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This is one smart bird!(O.o)
This .gif was taken somewhere in Scotland. And when I saw it, I just had to post it!
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Old 2007-10-05, 20:18   Link #1104
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^yeah, that story was in the Mx. It seems that the customers actually pay for the bird taking the chips.
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Old 2007-10-05, 22:38   Link #1105
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Kind of mean, Michael J Fox's Fans + sensative people don't click

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Old 2007-10-05, 23:09   Link #1106
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^That's just plain cruel.
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Old 2007-10-06, 00:13   Link #1107
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^ Seconded >.>
At least show variety or something.
And I don't really care bout the M.J part, but there's a limit on how you can make jokes on Parkinson disease.
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Old 2007-10-06, 03:53   Link #1108
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That's not really funny because it's cruel...

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An evil Atheist explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a bloodthirsty group of natives. Upon surveying the situation, he says quietly to himself "Oh God, I'm screwed!!!!!."

There is a ray of light from heaven and a voice booms out: "No, you are NOT screwed. Pick up that stone at your feet and bash in the head of the chief standing in front of you."

So the explorer picks up the stone and proceeds to bash the living heck out of the chief.

As he stands above the lifeless body, breathing heavily and surrounded by 100 natives with a look of shock on their faces, Gods voice booms out again: "Okay ..... NOW you're screwed."
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Old 2007-10-06, 06:08   Link #1109
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^LOL he's so dead
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Old 2007-10-06, 21:29   Link #1110
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Joke of the day coming up!!!!!!!EXCLAMATION POINT!!!!

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3. "Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man. "You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out."
"Ah, that's nothin," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"
"Actually," said the 80-year -old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."
"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old.
"No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all."
"So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?"
"No, I have one every morning at 6:30."
Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, "You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap
every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?"
"I don't wake up until 7:00."
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Old 2007-10-06, 21:39   Link #1111
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LOL. That's is another stupid, idiotic joke. Its funny but in a dumb (frustrated feeling coursing through my body). It making me laugh but so dumb.
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Old 2007-10-07, 01:03   Link #1112
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Even more funny pikz:

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Old 2007-10-07, 11:21   Link #1113
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Old 2007-10-07, 12:21   Link #1114
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Those are funny!
I Found myself rofl-ing at the second one
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Old 2007-10-09, 13:53   Link #1115
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Old 2007-10-09, 14:32   Link #1116
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^ oh god those are funny
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Old 2007-10-09, 22:30   Link #1117
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+rep for those hahaha!!

MOAR JOKES!!!

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Old 2007-10-09, 22:39   Link #1118
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Oh, I feel a little frustrated this day, so I come here for some plasant things, now I've laughed, much better
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Old 2007-10-09, 22:50   Link #1119
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My favorite web comic series ever.
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Old 2007-10-10, 09:59   Link #1120
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Some may have seen my 300 sig. This is where I got it.

Found this at some Chinese forum. Translated for easy reading. Enjoy.

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