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Old 2007-10-10, 10:08   Link #1121
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Lol. Great stuff guys.

Cuz I'm really bored, here are some more random emote gifs.





<--- This is SPARTAAAAA (emote)
<--- Thundercats, ho!

And yes, .... by a ninja.

Edit: And a few more.


<--- Lol. Loituma time? I think so.
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Old 2007-10-10, 17:27   Link #1122
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Old 2007-10-11, 13:14   Link #1123
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Spoiler for Funny pic:
ROFL!!!

Time for some jokes!!

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The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
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A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day, when they collided at the intersection. They immediately began to argue with one another as to who was at fault for the mishap.

When the snake remarked that he had been blind since birth, and thus should be given additional leeway, the rabbit said that he, too, had been blind since birth. The two animals then forgot about the collision and began commiserating concerning the problems of being blind.

The snake said that his greatest regret was the loss of his identity. He had never been able to see his reflection in the water, and for that reason did not know exactly what he looked like, or even what he was. The rabbit declared that he had the same problem. Seeing a way that they could help each other, the rabbit proposed that one feel the other from head to toe, and then try to describe what the other animal was.

The snake agreed, and started by winding himself around the rabbit. After a few moments, he announced, "You've got very soft, fuzzy fur, long ears, big rear feet, and a little fuzzy ball for a tail. I think that you must be a bunny rabbit!"

The rabbit was much relieved to find his identity, and proceeded to return the favor to the snake. After feeling about the snake's body for a few minutes, he asserted, "Well, you're scaly, you're slimy, you've got beady little eyes, you squirm and slither all the time, and you've got a forked tongue. I think you're a lawyer!"
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Old 2007-10-11, 19:43   Link #1124
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Spoiler for Evil Pikachu xD:
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Old 2007-10-12, 03:51   Link #1125
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Whoa, thats evil. A cute cuddly thing going on a rampage.
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Old 2007-10-12, 09:52   Link #1126
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Eric and His Boss

Eric is at work, and suddenly his boss calls him in to he's room. When Eric is in his boss's office, the boss starts to ask him a question:
Boss: ''So, I heard that yesterday you sleeped at work?''
Eric: ''No, I was doing some research!''
Boss: ''What research?''
Eric: ''Well, you asked me to ask people what the best way to sleep is, but apparently I found out by myself!''

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One afternoon, Eric calls his boss from he's home phone:
Eric: ''Hi boss, could I get free from work tomorrow?''
Boss: ''Because...?''
Eric: ''Well, it started when my son, suddenly kicked his (foot)ball into the neighbor's garden, the Neighbor's dog - named Wauv - ran to it, and opened his mouth to get the ball back to my son, instead, Wauv tripped over it and fell to the ground, and got hurt, when Wauv was up at his legs again, he looked very angry, but suddenly Wauv saw a cat at the other side of the road, so Wauv ran over to the cat, but got hit by a truck, so tomorrow we are going to have a funeral for him''
Boss: ''Hey, I readed that book too! It was so sad at the end...''

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One day, when Eric is at work, his boss comes out of his office, and walks over to Eric
Boss: ''YOU ARE FIRED, ERIC!''
Eric looks surprised but not happy at his boss
Eric: ''What have I done?''
Boss: ''Just kidding!''
Eric: ''That was not funny!''
Boss: ''Well, I always do that to my subordinates, when they are doing their job, perfectly''
Eric: ''...''

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One day, while Eric and his boss is just going the same way at the road
Boss: ''Eric, do you remember that day you sleeped at work?''
Eric: ''I certainly do, boss''
Boss: ''Do you remember that day you made a perfect description of the book called ''dog's hate'' as a excuse for not coming to work?''
Eric: ''I certainly do, boss''
Boss: ''Do you remember the day, that I almost fired you?''
Eric: ''I certainly do, boss''
Boss: ''And do you remember the day ... oh, is this your 4th day at work?''
Eric: ''It certainly is, boss''

Sorry, was just feeling that I wanted to make some of you laugh, but the one I guess you would laugh at is the first one the rests may be a bit boring
Anyway, they are all made by myself, and if you have seen something similar like these ones, then this is a funny coincidence
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Old 2007-10-12, 10:10   Link #1127
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ROFLOL, those rock xD
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Old 2007-10-12, 11:14   Link #1128
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Maria-sama Doujinshi!

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Old 2007-10-12, 11:31   Link #1129
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Well, nothing much..

Here goes:

----------------

3 girls asked their dad's permission to go on dates..

Girl1: Dad, I'm going out with PETE to EAT

Girl2: I'm going out with LANCE to DANCE

Girl3: I'm going out with CHUCK to...

Dad: HELL NO!! YOU STAY HERE!!



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one day, a buS driver waS
offered a handfuL of
peanutS by an oLd Lady,
which he gratefuLLy
munched up. the oLd Lady
repeatedLy gave peanutS to
the driver eight more timeS.
but on the ninth time, the
driver aSked the oLd Lady
why She didn't eat the
peanutS herSelf. the oLd
Lady repLied that it waS not
poSSible becauSe She had
no teeth. "why then do you
buy them?" the driver
aSked, puzzled. the oLd
Lady anSwered "i juSt Love
d
chocol8s
around
dem.

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Old 2007-10-12, 14:54   Link #1130
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Found this great joke in the first pages of this thread!
Spoiler for Joke posted by JanthaX^:


+ 1 more joke:
Spoiler for several jokes:
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Old 2007-10-12, 16:26   Link #1131
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Old 2007-10-12, 17:37   Link #1132
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Maria-sama Doujinshi!

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lol, nice. The art looks like its from the mangaka of Strawberry Shake.
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Old 2007-10-12, 19:11   Link #1133
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lol. That last one reminded me of this (at 1:30 in)
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Old 2007-10-12, 19:58   Link #1134
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lol. That last one reminded me of this (at 1:30 in)
Lolz! It is similar to that! xD That guy was complete with a fake safety cirtificate and everything!

Ride Attendant: "...And 2 quid extra if he doesn't bring the ring back"
Parent: "Is that likely?"
Ride Attendant: "Uhhh........yah."
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Old 2007-10-13, 07:47   Link #1135
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Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much
would your father still have?
Ted: $10.
Teacher: You don't know maths.
Ted: You don't know my father!
exactly what i would say
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Old 2007-10-13, 08:09   Link #1136
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Got that right! ^_^

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A young fellow by the name of Sammy liked to hang out at Mom and Pop's Grocery Store. Pop didn't know what Sammy's problem was, but the other boys would tease him all the time, calling him Slow Sammy, and punching him on the shoulder as they passed.

To mock him for being slow, they would offer him a dime and a nickel, telling him he could have just one. They said he always took the nickel because it was bigger.

One day after Sammy took the nickel, Pop pulled him to one side and said, "Son, don't you know they're making fun of you? They think you don't know that the dime is worth more than the nickel. Are you really grabbing the nickel because it's bigger, or what?"

"No," Sammy said, "but if I took the dime they'd quit doing it!"
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There are these two guys driving a car. When the guy driving blows right through the red light.

"Man, you just ran that red light!", the passenger said.

"Don't worry, my brother does it all the time," said the driver.

Well, they continue to drive when the guy went flying through another stop light.

"You ran ANOTHER stop light. You are going to get us killed!!!" exclaimed the passenger.

"Don't worry, my brother does it all the time, the driver said.

After a while they came to a green light when the guy stopped.

"Why are you stopping?"

The driver turned around and said, "Because my brother might be coming!"
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Old 2007-10-13, 08:29   Link #1137
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A young fellow by the name of Sammy liked to hang out at Mom and Pop's Grocery Store. Pop didn't know what Sammy's problem was, but the other boys would tease him all the time, calling him Slow Sammy, and punching him on the shoulder as they passed.

To mock him for being slow, they would offer him a dime and a nickel, telling him he could have just one. They said he always took the nickel because it was bigger.

One day after Sammy took the nickel, Pop pulled him to one side and said, "Son, don't you know they're making fun of you? They think you don't know that the dime is worth more than the nickel. Are you really grabbing the nickel because it's bigger, or what?"

"No," Sammy said, "but if I took the dime they'd quit doing it!"
That is one smart kid. I would never have thought of doing that.
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Old 2007-10-13, 11:53   Link #1138
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Sparta Strips
OMG!! lol, they are





Spoiler for DVD Rewinder:


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Old 2007-10-13, 11:57   Link #1139
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I thought this was pretty funny:
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Old 2007-10-13, 12:31   Link #1140
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OMG!! lol, they are




Spoiler for THIS IS SPARTA!!:


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These are my favorites out of them all!
I love the Bush jokes!
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