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|2011-09-02, 17:01||Link #11938|
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
In his will, Chuck Norris has specified that if he dies, he will bury himself.
Chuck Norris was once the F.B.I's chief negotiator. His job involved calling up criminals and saying, "This is Chuck Norris."
Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.
They're making a sequel to 300 starring Chuck Norris. Its called 1
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon
Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.
Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
The only thing that gets between Chuck Norris and justice is an equals sign.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.
Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is an optical illusion. His right foot doesn't swing around and hit your head, his left foot spins the earth so that your head hits his foot.
Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murdered in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Jeep.
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
|2011-09-02, 21:00||Link #11940|
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