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Old 2012-04-06, 22:05   Link #15121
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Old 2012-04-07, 01:45   Link #15122
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Why flat chest is a status symbol :

It's strange... I was watching Slayers: The Motion picture earlier tonight, and for those of you who are old enough to remember this classic, remember how Lina was always being made fun of with her chest size? After seeing the flat-chests of today... Lina actually had a decent sized bust (as long as you aren't comparing them to Naga's of course)
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Old 2012-04-07, 02:09   Link #15123
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And even Naga wasn't that big compared to what we also have today. Guess things have gone extreme in both directions.
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Old 2012-04-07, 02:20   Link #15124
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Yes... for example, Eiken. Now there's a show that puts even Naga to shame

And for Lina... well, just pick any high school romcom with a loli in it, and Lina definitely ain't flat
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Old 2012-04-07, 02:51   Link #15125
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Q. What is the best thing about dating a homeless woman?
A. You can drop her off anywhere.

Q. What should a woman say to a man she has just had sex with?
A. Whatever she wants. He's sleeping.

Q. What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
A. Outlaws are wanted.

Q. Where does virgin wool come from?
A. Ugly sheep.

Q. How do you spot the blind man at a nudist colony?
A. It isn't hard.

Q. What's the downside to a threesome?
A. You'll likely disappoint two women instead of just one.

Q. How do you know when you're really ugly?
A. Dogs close their eyes when they're humping your leg.

Q. Why are hurricanes named after women?
A. Because they arrive wet and wild, then leave with your house and car.

Q. What do a tornado and an Alabama divorce have in common?
A. Somebody's gonna' lose a trailer home.

Q. What does a Polish bride get on her wedding day that's long and hard?
A. His last name.
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Old 2012-04-07, 02:59   Link #15126
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Old 2012-04-07, 04:16   Link #15127
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Old 2012-04-07, 04:34   Link #15128
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Old 2012-04-07, 05:37   Link #15129
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Old 2012-04-07, 05:38   Link #15130
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Questions & Answers

Q. What is the best thing about dating a homeless woman?
A. You can drop her off anywhere.

Q. What should a woman say to a man she has just had sex with?
A. Whatever she wants. He's sleeping.

Q. What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
A. Outlaws are wanted.

Q. Where does virgin wool come from?
A. Ugly sheep.

Q. How do you spot the blind man at a nudist colony?
A. It isn't hard.

Q. What's the downside to a threesome?
A. You'll likely disappoint two women instead of just one.

Q. How do you know when you're really ugly?
A. Dogs close their eyes when they're humping your leg.

Q. Why are hurricanes named after women?
A. Because they arrive wet and wild, then leave with your house and car.

Q. What do a tornado and an Alabama divorce have in common?
A. Somebody's gonna' lose a trailer home.

Q. What does a Polish bride get on her wedding day that's long and hard?
A. His last name.
Bravo...
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Old 2012-04-07, 05:49   Link #15131
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Marriage is like a deck of cards, in the beginning all you need is 2 hearts and a diamond, 10 years later you'll want a club and a spade
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Old 2012-04-07, 06:53   Link #15132
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Old 2012-04-07, 07:46   Link #15133
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Errrr...I think it should have been trust...







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Old 2012-04-07, 07:59   Link #15134
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Old 2012-04-07, 08:53   Link #15135
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I know all 4. What does that make me?
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Old 2012-04-07, 08:56   Link #15136
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A wise old man?
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Old 2012-04-07, 09:06   Link #15137
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A wise old man?
More like a wise old man who had facepalmed through space and time after seeing the fourth one
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Old 2012-04-07, 10:31   Link #15138
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Errrr...I think it should have been trust...
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Old 2012-04-07, 10:43   Link #15139
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Old 2012-04-07, 10:46   Link #15140
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I think you are missunderstanding something.
Eunuchs can still thrust like anyone else (and historically they did that a lot).
It's just that when they do, it has little lasting consequences.
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