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Old 2012-05-17, 13:22   Link #16461
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The funny thing is, I actually did once have to put in Kanji and Cyrillic at the same time.
Lol had a laugh out of this, though I didnt get a different language I did get some math symbols that made me go wth.
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Old 2012-05-17, 13:46   Link #16462
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I usually get huge mathematic equations, with multiple fraction bars, squareroots and all that stuff.

But that's not a problem, if you know how recaptcha works:

There is one word for which they know the meaning of. They use this to check if you are human.

Then the other word is the one they want you to translate. They don't actually know yet what it means. They use you (and many others) as a free human character recognition labor. Once they have enough translations on that unknown word, they can use that as a 'known' word for new captchas and so on (or they can sell it as a translation service).

You can just enter garbage on the 'unknown' one and it will let you pass. They can't tell yet, that you are making it up.

So... if you see two words and one of them is completely impossible to solve, guess which one is which...
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Old 2012-05-17, 13:48   Link #16463
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The problem was that for me, one side was Kanji and the other Cyrillic.
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Old 2012-05-17, 13:51   Link #16464
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I guess you can solve the Kanji, but if that was the unkown one, you would be out of luck.

Anyway, with the picture above, you'd pass on the first try:

uertion dlfksdjfie

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Old 2012-05-17, 13:52   Link #16465
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To be honest, I've never gotten a captcha that used something other than Roman letters and numbers. What kills me is when you know you entered the information correctly and it still won't accept it, which of course means you didn't enter the information correctly.

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Old 2012-05-17, 16:53   Link #16466
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SMART FILIPINO BOY

A Filipino boy was very sad in class.

The teacher asked, “KULITS what is your problem?”

KULITS answered, “I’m too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I’m smarter than she is!
I think I should be in the third-grade too!”

Teacher had enough. She took KULITS to the principal’s office.
While KULITS waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his
questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.
She agreed.

KULITS was brought in and the conditions were explained
to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: What is 3 x 3?

KULITS: 9, maam!

Principal: What is 6 x 6?

KULITS: 36, maam!

And so it went with every question the principal
thought a third-grade should know.
The principal looks at teacher and tells her,
“I think KULITS can go to the third-grade. ”

Teacher says to the principal, “I have some of my
own questions. Can I ask him ?”

The principal and KULITS both agreed.

Teacher asks: What does a cow have four of that I
have only two of?

KULITS: Legs, maam!

Teacher : What is in your pants that you have but I
do not have?

KULITS: Pockets!

Teacher: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is
hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?

KULITS: Coconut!

Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out
soft And sticky?

(The principal’s eyes open really wide and before he
could stop the answer, KULITS. was taking charge...)

KULITS: Bubblegum, maam!

Teacher: What does a man do standing up, a woman
does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?

(The principal’s eyes open really wide and before he
could stop the answer…)

KULITS: Shake hands!

Teacher: Now I will ask some “Who am I” sort of
questions, okay?
KULITS: Yep!

Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me
down to get me up. I get wet before you do.

KULITS: Tent

Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me
when you’re bored. The
best man always has me first.

KULITS: Wedding Ring, maam!

Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I’m not well, I
drip. When you blow me, you feel good.

KULITS: Nose!

Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I
come with a quiver. What is it?

KULITS: Arrow!

Teacher: What word starts with a ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’
that means lot of heat and excitement?

KULITS: Firetruck!

Teacher: What word starts with a ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’
& if u don’t get it, u have to use ur hand.

KULITS: Fork!

Teacher: What is it that all men have one. It’s
longer on some men, than on others,
the pope doesn’t use his and a man gives it to his
wife after they’re married?

KULITS: SURNAME!

Teacher: What part of the man has no bone but has
muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible
for making love ?

KULITS: HEART, maam!

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to
the teacher :

Principal: Huh! send this Boy to Harvard University!!! Even I got
the last ten questions wrong myself!
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Old 2012-05-17, 17:50   Link #16467
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Old 2012-05-17, 17:54   Link #16468
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Old 2012-05-17, 19:19   Link #16469
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Old 2012-05-17, 22:00   Link #16470
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Old 2012-05-17, 22:59   Link #16471
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enjoy:

Spoiler for ww1 + ww2, facebook-style:


Spoiler for another ww2, also FB style:
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Old 2012-05-17, 23:15   Link #16472
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Old 2012-05-18, 00:04   Link #16473
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Old 2012-05-18, 00:30   Link #16474
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Old 2012-05-18, 01:10   Link #16475
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I should've done this when I was still first grade.

Quote:
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when moses came... anything is split in half. such power...

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enjoy:

Spoiler for ww1 + ww2, facebook-style:


Spoiler for another ww2, also FB style:
WW1 part is the better one.

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The questioner must have been delighted by the answer given indeed.





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Old 2012-05-18, 01:17   Link #16476
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Haha, read this:

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In the "Travels of Marco Polo" he writes that "It has been an invariable custom, that all the grand khans, and chiefs of the race of Chingis-khan, should be carried for interment to a certain lofty mountain named Altaļ, and in whatever place they may happen to die, although it should be at the distance of a hundred days' journey, they are nevertheless conveyed thither." Marco Polo also writes that Chingis-khan died "in the siege of a castle named Thaigin, he was struck by an arrow to the knee, and dying of the wound, was buried in the mountain of Altaļ."
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Old 2012-05-18, 01:24   Link #16477
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He conquered China and two thirds of the known world, but then he took an arrow to the knee.
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Old 2012-05-18, 01:35   Link #16478
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It took me a minute to figure out the pregnancy one, and when I did, I lol'ed.
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Old 2012-05-18, 01:39   Link #16479
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Old 2012-05-18, 02:48   Link #16480
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