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Old 2003-11-04, 21:20   Link #1
Moon The Cat
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[Spoilers] What a Naruto character would never say

What a character would never say:

Gaara: Daiski! Puni puni! Let's have a group hug.
Kakashi: Damn it seems I'm early today.
Naruto: Damn, ramen again!
Neji: Where the hell are my glasses!
Hokage: Damn, I hate this damn village, I'm going back to L.A.!

I can think of more but I will let you guys some of them.
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Old 2003-11-04, 21:47   Link #2
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Sasuke (singing to Dashboard Confessionals): So tired! Another wasted breath.. Again i go unnoticed

Sakura: Yup! Today's the day! Today, i'm going to be.. productive!!

Naruto: At last! I'm the mayor of Ninja-Town! I choose you!

Neji: What? Swastika on my head? No no no, you got it all wrong,.. its a, uh.. uh...NINJA STAR!

Konohamaru: F*** this sh**, I'm going home, you mother fu**ers.
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Old 2003-11-04, 21:49   Link #3
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whoa. those are pretty good moon. lol.

sakura: i love you too naruto.
lee: i quit!
neji: lets play with my pet caged bird!
tenten: i missed!
shikamaru: i arrived at the academy 1hr early to train!
choji: im on a diet! so i'll see you at konoha's jenny craig!

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Old 2003-11-04, 22:05   Link #4
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Gaara: I got sand in my pocket
Jirayia: Peeping is not inspirational anymore
Kabuto: I will show you my ace in hole
Hinata: Daiski, Naruto (not so unlikely for she actually may say that in the near future)
Hokage: Admits to himself, "I am a Jokage"
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Old 2003-11-04, 22:15   Link #5
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Hunter- I'm not going to get mad at this noob for asking the same question that has already been answered and tell him to use the search button, ill just be patient and live in harmony.

Dranz- I'm not going to close any threads today.

Jiraiya- I'm not going to peep and do perverted things anymore, I'm gonna become a priest!

Uglypigs- I'm not going to peep and do perverted things anymore, I'm gonna become a priest!

Shino- EW! a spider! kill it, kiil it, kiil it!!!!!!!!!!!


hey, if this offends anyone, i am truly sorry. this is all for the good of fun.

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Old 2003-11-04, 22:50   Link #6
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Sakura- Ino, you're my bestest friend.
Sakura- i dont need sasuke
Sasuke- Naruto, i need a hug
Gaara- Temari, Kankouro, Do u love me?
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Old 2003-11-04, 22:55   Link #7
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Sasuke- I Love you Tzurial!!

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Old 2003-11-04, 23:03   Link #8
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Originally Posted by Evilbunny
Hunter- I'm not going to get mad at this noob for asking the same question that has already been answered and tell him to use the search button, ill just be patient and live in harmony.

Dranz- I'm not going to close any threads today.

Jiraiya- I'm not going to peep and do perverted things anymore, I'm gonna become a priest!

Uglypigs- I'm not going to peep and do perverted things anymore, I'm gonna become a priest!

Shino- EW! a spider! kill it, kiil it, kiil it!!!!!!!!!!!


hey, if this offends anyone, i am truly sorry. this is all for the good of fun.
Evilbunny - I'm not gonna post off-topic because frankly I know what I'm doing, and I obviously don't want to annoy an already annoyed Dranz.
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Old 2003-11-04, 23:03   Link #9
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naruto:f*** sakura f*** hokage i wanna party with sasuke
sasuke: i love you (insert name here)
sakura: im just a useless chearleader nin
kakashi: sorry guys im late (no excuse)
jiraiya: im going to give up my life as a perverted hentai writer and become a monk
ebisu: hey everybody im a perv and i love it
gaara:i dont feel like killing today
Lee:F*** training i wanna work at a whorehouse
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Old 2003-11-04, 23:05   Link #10
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Hehehe, funny Evilbunny, I have to add one:

Vicious-san: Don't you guys think Akira sucks, it is so unrealistic, even Sakura could defeat him.

Orochimaru: Hey nice ass Tsunade!
Orochimaru: Oh my god Michael Jackson is really disgusting!
Kyubi: It is actually fun in here.
Naruto: I will kill you-de gozaru(parody of Rurounin Kenshin I think)
Lee: Holy crap I give up!, I just can't get Guybrush to get into the damn Monkey boat!
Gai: When did I get so old and weak?
Itachi: Please Sakura-sama don't kill me!Please! Arghhh!
Itachi: I love you Sasuke! Want some Valentine's chocolate!

And here is a cruel one, not intended to offend anyone in this board:

Spoiler:
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Old 2003-11-04, 23:13   Link #11
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Sakura-"Thanks For making me the Next Hokage!"
orochimura-"The only thing that Jirayra and me have in common is our love for women."
kakashi"this eye is really a contact lense"
Naruto"oh no! i crapped out the 9 tails"
rock lee"super amazing dragon fire no jutsu!"
Shikamura"i dont understand this question!"

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Old 2003-11-04, 23:18   Link #12
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[quote = <^UmAyR^>]
Gaara- Temari, Kankouro, Do u love me?
[quote]

I dunno if you read the manga or not... so...


Spoiler for Manga:



And now! for my list of things which won't be said until the world is inversed and upside down :blink:

Kakashi - "Alright, who took my book!"

Naruto - "Hey Sakura, you have a pretty mouth"

Sasuke - "Come to the dark side Kakashi!"

Sakura - "IT'S YOUR BABY SASUKE!! COME BACK!!"

Shino - "Damn akamaru... pissing on my bugs"

Kiba - *runs around humping everybody's legs*


*bows*
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Old 2003-11-04, 23:21   Link #13
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Neji: Does this dress make me look fat?
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Old 2003-11-04, 23:22   Link #14
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Sakura - "IT'S YOUR BABY SASUKE!! COME BACK!!"
Hahahahahahaha
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Old 2003-11-04, 23:35   Link #15
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gai sensei : lee i hope your happy you broke my record how could you possible beat kakashi..... lil bastard
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Old 2003-11-04, 23:37   Link #16
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Sakura - "IT'S YOUR BABY SASUKE!! COME BACK!!"

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Old 2003-11-04, 23:48   Link #17
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Dranz, i am really sorry if that last post offended or annoyed you in any way. I just thought it was funny and i didn't really think anyone would take it seriously. I really don't want to get into a flame war, especially not with a mod. please axcept my apology and you may delete my post if you see fit.

oh no wait, i got one more!

Ino- sakura, you can have Saske. im going after that sexy B**** Choji!
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Old 2003-11-04, 23:48   Link #18
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Ahahahahhahahaha, oh that was good...Nice job!

Sakura - "Sasuke, your annoying!"
Sasuke - "Naruto...soooo...how did you like our kiss!?"
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Old 2003-11-04, 23:53   Link #19
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HOLY SHIT LMAO i hope dats not really what happened in the manga..... newayz

Choji - I am seriously over weight
Hokage - I hate you all! Im gonna fry your bodies and feed them to Orochimaru's snake.

(These are really lame but i needed to post this to not go off topic. Gome)
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Old 2003-11-04, 23:57   Link #20
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Naruto: I'm going to catch some monsters! I will be the very best!
Sasuke: It's time to DUAL! SASUKE-OH!
Sakura: Come back here, you magic card thingy!

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