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Old 2004-05-04, 00:05   Link #2181
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Kaoru-san I hope you enjoyed Sakura's...backfiring too. Hee hee!! Hobo milkshaked. Damn that's f**ked up. Damn, what have I started!
Slade Great photochop as always! I'm suprised more people haven't used the free feel Kabuto copped.

To continue the puppy storyline:
Itachi: What's this. A stray? Hmm...Has a collar. "Black Hayate."
::looks around...No one's there::
"Mine!"

Sharky: What's that wriggling in your coat?!

Itachi: Nothing...um...Just jerking off.

Sharky: Up by your neck? ((goddamn, NO ONE has a dick that long...))

Itachi: Umm.....Shit. *MANGE SHARINGAN* For the next 32 hours, you're just...going to...uh...see...everyone jerking off! No dogs here!
::cuddles Black Hayate::
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For all you perverts out there:

Kakashi: Shoot, you blocked my 10,000 years of pain! And now I'm all bent over...and open to attack....

Sharky: Hee hee, when I use the Samehada, It's 10 *billion* years of Pain.

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Konohamaru: Legend has it that if we meditate with a stick up our ass and get really quiet, we can still hear him screaming from the moon....




Excellent. Excellent. I especially like the puppy one. Heehee. And Konohamaru! Hee.
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Old 2004-05-04, 00:13   Link #2182
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Just marvelous

Asuma: NINPOU! SHIN SHRYUKEN! (rising dragon punch)
Naruto: NINPOU! TATSU MAKI SENPUU KYAKU (whirlwind kick)
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Old 2004-05-04, 01:42   Link #2183
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-BEWARE, most of this post is off-topic and retarded, read at your own risk!

(not an actual spoiler though)
Spoiler:

Last edited by Gpooj; 2004-05-04 at 01:50. Reason: need fix
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Old 2004-05-04, 01:58   Link #2184
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Sasuke *draws a transmutation symbol, then claps his hands and places them on the circle* Yosh, here I go *the circle begins to glow and out materializes Cloud's Ultima sword* Not bad, I could actually use this to kick Oro's ass with.
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Old 2004-05-04, 05:32   Link #2185
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And again this thread is going way off-topic. Try and keep your parodies in the Naruto Universe. Or Elvenpath will come in and will award you with temporary bans or thread closure. At least that was about what was said in the forum discussion.

Back on Topic.

Naruto: What did you say?? I want to be Hokage. You must have misunderstood I want to be SlowKage. King of everyone who doesn't train and eats Ramen all day.

Sasuke: I don't want to kill my brother. I want to thank him for taking care of all the people who laughed at me because I couldn't use my sharingan at the age of 12.

Sakura: I'm not useless ........ That really won't ever happen.
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Old 2004-05-04, 10:15   Link #2186
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I just did what Sasuke would never say. I didn't go off topic.

Shikamaru: This' great *is now looking at the newly released ch 214*
Naruto: Yeah it sure is.
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Old 2004-05-04, 11:02   Link #2187
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I still can't get this picture out of my head that Karou put there!

Kabuto and Oro are stoned drunk and pissed off about their failings.

Kabuto knowing Oro can barely even now move his legs, has a grin come across his face and puts his evil plan into place.

Kabuto: Oh goody goody I've always wanted to have tea with Mrs. Nesbit! *jumping up and down like a school girl on too much candy*

Oro: Fine Fine, SO I AM Mrs. Nesbit. *blurts it out and passes out*
He is wearing a funny lacy lady hat, victorian style.

Kabuto: Get's pissed off because "Mrs. Nesbit" isn't raising her pinky while drinking! In fact "Mrs. Nesbit" Isn't even drinking the fine Tea that Kabuto has prepared with all his heart and soal.

So the moral of the story is when you are drunk and your friends dress you up from a scene from "Toy Story" you better raise your dam pinky.
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Old 2004-05-04, 11:04   Link #2188
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Jiraiya - I think I'll stop womanizing.
Advisors (ep 81) - great idea.
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Old 2004-05-04, 11:16   Link #2189
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Jiraiya - I think I'll stop womanizing.
Advisors (ep 81) - great idea.
uhm... this has been said like several times in the last 100 pages of this thread, plus the advisors really would think it's a great idea! So this joke really doesn't fit IMO.
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Old 2004-05-04, 11:46   Link #2190
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Naruto: OMFG! Those chicks are hot!
a bit off topic, but
Sasuke & Orochimaru: Ah! I know!

Ebisu: Konohamaru, you shouldn't be late for class!
a bit off topic, but
Kakashi: Yeah, seriously. People who come late are worse than trash!

Jiraiya: I just gave out another book, it's about children making love
a bit off topic, but
Orochimaru: What the hell?! That's just gross!
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Old 2004-05-04, 11:55   Link #2191
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Chouji: No barbaque for me thanks, Im watching my figure.
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Old 2004-05-04, 12:09   Link #2192
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in response to shinobi_shay

Shikamaru: Finally Chouji's coming around
Ino: Yeah, I'm definitely impressed
Asuma: That's what I'm talking about.
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Old 2004-05-04, 17:32   Link #2193
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Today's Episode Of Konoha's Most Wanted...

What you're about to see is a accurate recreation of what happened on the night of May 4th, 2004. These scenes might scare and shock you... viewer discretion is advised.

Spoiler:
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Old 2004-05-04, 20:03   Link #2194
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"Miss Viagra" Wow never knew Ninja Viagra was for women too! Quite the SMASH hit in Konoha!
*calls that 1 800 number only to find Sasuke has been hogging up the lines for hours trying to get ahold of Itachi*
Asuma: Um...did anyone tell him that it's NOT toll free?


All tied up...

Jiraiya Damn that woman! To think that I was foiled by her breasts and taken as hostage. Although I kinda like it. All that talk about abstinance was just to get her in my pants. Women fall for that kinda talk, right?!

Kabuto Serves you right after all that Ninja Viagra you stole from me asshole. I had a deposit on that! *reaches in back pocket and pops one in* OH YEAH IT'S PARTAH TIME!!

Kakashi I wonder if Naruto will notice and try to "think" of a way to get us out of here. I mean...he did learn how to zip his pants for the first time the other day. That means something right?

Hayate Wtf didn't I die last month? And who's this masochist chick with massive breasts? How much of the manga did I miss??!

At the ramen stand...

Sakura Hey Naruto, haven't you noticed?

Naruto Notice what?

Sakura That we don't have a hokage?!

Naruto Oh yeah...Sakura wanna see me zip my pants!?


Throw me a bone here, I haven't slept much.

...no really, I'm hungry.
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Old 2004-05-04, 20:17   Link #2195
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Old 2004-05-04, 20:25   Link #2196
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Gods...help me or I will puke.
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Old 2004-05-04, 21:20   Link #2197
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Gods...help me or I will puke.
well....i guess it's better than raping him while he's dead.
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Old 2004-05-04, 21:37   Link #2198
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well....i guess it's better than raping him while he's dead.
True...but still...urked.
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Old 2004-05-05, 00:18   Link #2199
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Gods...help me or I will puke.
master ran- your drawings amaze me.

(those are yours right??)

whats wrong with doing when dead? err... i mean... NASTY you sick perverted reakf of anture!



i still cant believe that pathyfinder has gone all righteous with the "lets temove the post count" stuff. oh well. thats all bridges under the water.

Quote:
Chouji: No barbaque for me thanks, Im watching my figure.
Naruto: round is a figure...
Chouji: i am speaking figureitivly of figure... dont be so literal jackass!
Naruto: you spelled a word wrong.
Chouji: you are going to have to watch YOUR self skinny boy. (Enders shadow )
Naruto: whatcha gonna do?
Chouji: eat naruto rendan!

-later-

Sasuke: where did naruto go?
Chouji: dunno... havent seen him
SAsuke: i wanted to see his face when the poison kicked in
Chouji:
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Old 2004-05-05, 05:08   Link #2200
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Can't resist

Read the first pages. Have NO idea if this has been posted before:

3rd Hokage: "Oro! Please! I'll give you the village, just let me live!"
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