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Old 2004-07-24, 15:17   Link #2721
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(I havn't read through all 136 pages.. so I'm just going to hope noone else has gone this direction )


Sasuke: Damnit, I told Oro not to leave a hickey.... Huh? Cursed Seal? ya... ya... A cursed seal.. that what that mark is...
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Old 2004-07-24, 16:18   Link #2722
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(I havn't read through all 136 pages.. so I'm just going to hope noone else has gone this direction )
uhmmm syurge-san doesn't know this thread very well now does he? *joking* No one hear would ever think Sasuke had a hickey

ORO: I'm melting! Melting!

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Well that depends on what you mean by "special" olympics...
touche' touche'
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Old 2004-07-24, 18:17   Link #2723
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sigh... gess ill try post a few of mine altho they arent as funny as the last ones :P and i guess i have to start my first post somewhere so here i go...




Itachi: Foolish brother...curse me... hate me...and watch me cry...
*starts crying* 'I'm sorry i killed you mom and dad. I was drunk and reversing and didn't see you...'

Haku: Zabuza...I'm pregnant... and you're the father
Zabuza: ...WTF?!

Naruto: I choose you useless-cheerleader-mon!
Sakura (thinks to herself): Its about time he chose me instead of blind-shygirl-mon (Hinata)

Itachi: Anyone up for a staring contest? Last one standing wins...

Tenten: Meet my sisters... SixSix and NineNine

Kankuro: I have 2 puppets for battle, Karasu and Kuroari and 1 puppet for pleasure Kurenai (lookalike blowup doll)

Tsunade (looking at her breasts): No wonder why mother had to have a caesarian...
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Old 2004-07-24, 20:57   Link #2724
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Kankuro: I have 2 puppets for battle, Karasu and Kuroari and 1 puppet for pleasure Kurenai (lookalike blowup doll)

caesarian...
Haha.. Nice one
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Old 2004-07-24, 22:40   Link #2725
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Here's a non-Xrated one.

Orochimaru: So, Gov. Aaah-nold the jug head thinks that girly men suck, does he?

Well, I'll show him a thing or two!

*Summons Manda's lil brother*

Spoiler:
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Old 2004-07-25, 00:40   Link #2726
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Quote:
Originally Posted by cocopop
sigh... gess ill try post a few of mine altho they arent as funny as the last ones :P and i guess i have to start my first post somewhere so here i go...




Itachi: Foolish brother...curse me... hate me...and watch me cry...
*starts crying* 'I'm sorry i killed you mom and dad. I was drunk and reversing and didn't see you...'

Haku: Zabuza...I'm pregnant... and you're the father
Zabuza: ...WTF?!

Naruto: I choose you useless-cheerleader-mon!
Sakura (thinks to herself): Its about time he chose me instead of blind-shygirl-mon (Hinata)

Itachi: Anyone up for a staring contest? Last one standing wins...

Tenten: Meet my sisters... SixSix and NineNine

Kankuro: I have 2 puppets for battle, Karasu and Kuroari and 1 puppet for pleasure Kurenai (lookalike blowup doll)

Tsunade (looking at her breasts): No wonder why mother had to have a caesarian...
Naruto-CHIDORI!! CHIDORI!! CHIDORI!!!! ahh crap I give up!

Chouji-I told you! its not underwear! i keep it on my head to keep it warm!!!

Sakura-Never EVER cut your hair with a kunai!!! *mumbles*stupid split ends...
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Old 2004-07-25, 11:21   Link #2727
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Gaara - [at the beach] this is a pebbly beach, No!!!!!!!!!!!

Lee - [age 90] - sakura i sed i sav u 4 eva but now it's just gone too far

Kabuto - Oro im coming out of the closet

Kakashi - Gai, thanks for lending me a spair outfit, its so snug and gentle

Ino - chouji wtf did u do with my body while i was using my jutsu ?
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Old 2004-07-26, 01:54   Link #2728
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hey pathy sup. what happened to hobo and the rest why are they gone? this thread just isnt the same without good old woody and all the different manga spoofs they did. too much text going around bring back the oldies!!!!!
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Old 2004-07-26, 02:40   Link #2729
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Kakashi - Gai, thanks for lending me a spair outfit, its so snug and gentle

Haha.. Very nice..

Hayate: I think I'll join the opera *cough*
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Old 2004-07-26, 18:43   Link #2730
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orochimaru -- arghhh, a snake

Gai - Pokebal go, weird squirtle thingy attack

Lee ( watchin sakura tak a bath)- "if i cant wank consecustively for an hour, then i'll climb trees for 5 days"

one for most leaf ninjas - my shoelaces are untied
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Old 2004-07-26, 19:00   Link #2731
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Lee ( watchin sakura tak a bath)- "if i cant wank consecustively for an hour, then i'll climb trees for 5 days"
Haaahahahhahahaa...... good1.

Ino: Shikamaru take care of my body

Shikamaru's voice: Sure. (Shikamaru's mind): Hell Yeah!

Ino: Ninpou, Shintenshin no jutsu!

(Shikamaru's mind): Finally some personal time with Ino's body again ... it's party time!
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Old 2004-07-27, 17:14   Link #2732
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Kakashi: GAI!!!!! YOU ARE MY ETERNAL RIVAL!!!!!

Gai: Huh......Did you say something?

Kakashi:
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Old 2004-07-28, 01:51   Link #2733
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In the middle of the Arena during the Chuunin Exam 3rd part finals... Sakura, Ino, and Tenten walk in in GLADIATRIX COSTUMES:
We will...we will...ROCK YOU!!!

Tsunade: Shizune, let's have roast pork for dinner...
Shizune: OK! Heeeerreee... Tonton..come on girl...!!
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Old 2004-08-01, 00:25   Link #2734
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Wow, this thread almost fell to page 3. I guess everyone's taking a break for the summer. Anyway, I have another new one, slight manga spoiler. It isn't up to my usual standard though.
Spoiler:
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Old 2004-08-01, 03:06   Link #2735
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Heya all!

Wow, I wasn't sure if I'd get access to the net on my trip overseas.
In my typical sardonic, contraversial fashion, I give you this quickie:

Spoiler:
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Old 2004-08-01, 04:11   Link #2736
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We'll I'm a newbie so forgive me for not being funny enough for your standards. But I'm trying hard in order to put something in this thread. After all my ambition is to kill a certain mod and the revival of this thread. (I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Bad joke, bad joke, bad joke, bad Yamikage... )

This is my prediction for the next chapter:

Spoiler for Chapter 226:


ok so that was lame, but it was my first try so please don't kill me if you think that I deserve to die because of the utter lameness of my joke.
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Old 2004-08-01, 16:57   Link #2737
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Sakura Karaoke time

Sakura sings:



Does he love me I want to know
How can I tell if he loves me so
Is it in his eyes ?



Oh no ! You'll be deceived
Is it in his sighs ?



Oh no ! He'll make believe
If you want to know if he loves you so
It's in his kiss



That's where it is

Is it in his face ?



Oh no ! That's just his charms
In his warm embrace ?



Oh no ! That's just his arms

If you want to know if he loves you so
It's in his kiss



That's where it is
It's in his kiss
That's where it is

Kiss him and squeeze him tight



Find out what you want to know
If it's love, if it really is
It's there in his kiss



How about the way he acts



Oh no ! That's not the way
And you're not list'nin' to all I say
If you wanna know if he loves you so
It's in his kiss



That's where it is
It's in his kiss
That's where it is

{needless to say I lifted all the gifs from all around. I thought this up in the car yesterday.}
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Old 2004-08-01, 17:25   Link #2738
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Hmm I have another one, so soon after my last one too. also has a slight manga spoiler.
Spoiler:
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Old 2004-08-01, 19:14   Link #2739
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Naruto :
That girl with the weird eyes is following me again
No matter how much i scrub this mark still wont come off
why do i look like i have whiskers
screw being hokage i wanna be a power ranger NINJA ZORD!!
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Old 2004-08-01, 19:31   Link #2740
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Said by Naruto as he watches the stars with his team.
What if like there were like people, like watching us... like all the time, and it's like some sort of amusment for them.
(now sasuke speakin) dude yeah... like what if they idalized us.
(sakura) Yeah right sasuke like anyone whould idalize you.
(Naruto again) no man he could be right. I mean we could like be gods to our "viewers"
(all) wooow.
(kakashi) Hey you good for nothing stoners get off my roof!

wow that was a lot of "like"s to type. any way heres some more...

(sasuke) Like cool! like wow! like totally freak me out, I mean right on *clap* *clap* *clap* Naruto sure is number one! Yeah rock on Naruto your my God! yeah! *toe touch*

or

(Naruto) Like cool! like wow! like totally freak me out, I mean right on *clap* *clap* *clap* sasuke sure is number one! Yeah rock on sasuke your my God! yeah! *toe touch*

take your pick.
ha ha. oh well.
Ya no if they were posted already don't bother any way.
I shall Dance Dance Dance cause the kitty kat rocks!
-Blaze
*Uh'm doing this for a fellow member who is having technical difficulties.....*
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