|2004-02-16, 00:19||Link #721|
we need a signature item taht represents us like how A.S.S has the anti sasuke picture and the kazou club has the kazou pictures and stuff like that. I NOMINATE SLADE TO MAKE US A SYMBOL! Something w/ alot of ecchi or hentai ^.^ to represent us
|2004-02-16, 00:21||Link #722|
Join Date: Jan 2004
Naruto: Hey Gaara... why do you want to kill everyone?!
Gaara: Well... it first started when my dad put some demon in me
Gaara: All the kids would also run away from me..
Gaara: Then my dad kept on trying to kill me..
Gaara: BUT THE LAST STRAW WAS WHEN SOMEONE WROTE LOVE ON MY FOREHEAD! so i decided to kill every1!
|2004-02-16, 00:28||Link #723|
Join Date: Nov 2003
(Moon is thinking: Ok, I'm in this thread again, I really don't want to know how I ended posting here, and ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY don't want to know where this crazy people get their jokes from.)
Back to reality...
Hi people! Nice to see everyone posting in this neverending and interesting thread full of diverse topics. I shall add my daily post now.
Naruto: What could it be this time....
???: Arghh, after more than 10 ...or more..games where I get my ass kicked..I have finally transported myself to a parallel universe where I can rule along with my reploid comrades.
???=Sigma: YO! Little kid! Could you tell me where am I?
Naruto: Mmm, well you are in the Naruto universe where, snake guys chase after kids, humans are ruled by frogs, school test are actually silent wars between countries, and oh yeah, demons are always fucking our life.
Sigma: Mmmm, sounds a little stupid but it can't be that bad.
X: There you are Sigma.
Zero: You will die here and now useless bitch!
Sigma: Hahaha, even with your dirty words you will never get me Zero.
Hokage: WTF is going on here, I can't watch American Idol with all this damn noise.
Naruto: Just some guys who crossed the space-time reality and ended up here.
Hokage: Dammit, just like that timewhen some guys with underwear over their pants(WTF?) claimed to be superheroes or some shit like that, imagine, some guy's name was Batman, HAHAHA, imagine that naming yourself after some blind flying mammal, poor bastard, he even had a belt full of shit like pills and...NOTHING ELSE...He is more lile super-junki rather than superheroe.. And his friend, Robin, hollyshit, he even joined the sound village, or should I say, the weirdos village. Even Oro freaked out after knowing this Robin-guy's sexual tastes. Anyway...
Sakura: Hey who's that handsome guy with the "big buster"
X: Huh, my name is X...
Zero: Hey, she was talknig to me....
X: Oh, sorry master.
Zero: That's better.
Sigma: Hey don't f**** around like I'm not here, I will kill you all and take control of this damn world full of wirdos.
Naruto: Weirdos, look at yourself! You wear make-up!
Sigma: I have dry skin bastard! Besides it is none of your business!
*Big Battle between Zero and X vs Sigma*
Sigma: AGhhhh, I'm dead.....(FINALLY)
X: Zero....I guess we did it....cough cough....but we won't live to live a world without Sigma, I guess this is the end, me and my buster together forever...
Naruto Cool! A handgun!
X: Hey kid! That is mine! You f... *ZAP*
Naruto: Take that blue robot!
*In the next chapter*
Join our superheroe NarutoX and his buster in his fight against evil, along with his friends that are looking for the seven bunny balls.
|2004-02-16, 00:32||Link #724|
Gaara:OMG it was you! why the hell did you do it?!
Luffy:because you looked so cute in your chibi uniform!
Gaara: I dont know you the hell you are crack head but im going to crush you- DESERT COFFIN
Luffy: WoHOW! that! that! was awsome! can do it again but this time on that on that? *points to lst2*
Gaara: Alright. that guy been bugging me any ways
Gaara: YOU CANT RUN FROM ME! *desert coffin*
Lst2: NUU MY Palatapus side kick! ILL GET YOU one day STRAW HAT!
|2004-02-16, 00:49||Link #725|
|2004-02-16, 04:28||Link #726|
does that work?
i think it is good *evil grin* GO RAGNAROK!!!!
|2004-02-16, 08:50||Link #727|
Join Date: Nov 2003
Hoof, havn't been here for a while. Ok, lemme post one.
*After Orochimauru has taken off his mask to reveal he isn't the real kazekage*
Kakashi:Wait a minute, if thats Orochimauru, then where's the real Kazekage?
*cut to scene where the Kazekage is smoking pot with Itachi in his basement*
Kazekage:I think....the only reason we die... is because..
Itachi: Dude, dude, dude, I know what ur gonna say, and i am totally
Kazekage: No, no, wait, sshh sshh, I think, the only reason we die, is because we accept it, as an enevitability. HAA
Itachi:................... Do u think ill ever meet the right woman?
Kazekage: Oh, god, YES man. Dude ur great.
That was from family if anyone didn't get it
|2004-02-16, 13:09||Link #729|
Join Date: Jan 2004
*Naruto & some other ninja fighting*
Ninja: *slice* HA I GOT U!
Naruto: AWWW!! dats the third arm this week!!!
Naruto: KYUUBI!! *heal*
Naruto: MUAHAHAH NOW U NOE JUS HOW STRONG I AM!!! *attacks*
Naruto: damnit!! stop that!!!
|2004-02-16, 14:32||Link #730|
about the icon business, as much as I would like some ecchi... we should most likely keep it naruto based that shows humor somewhat.
Proud regular of "What a character would never say"- Naruto Division.
give me more funny/ecchi source that's based on naruto and I'll see what I can whip up with it.
|2004-02-16, 15:18||Link #731|
I do as I please... ¬_¬
*****************GAKI's VS GAKI's*****************
Naruto : #$^)#$^)@#*@#_%*(@#$^_ DAMMIT!! im tired of everyone saying that DBZ fools are the strongest of ALL!!!!! its time to settle this!!!!
Naruto:nee nee Sasuke?!!! lets go kick there ass!!!
Sasuke:URUSEE!.....I dont have time for this
Naruto: Or is it that......you FEAR them?
Sasuke: Cut the crap!!!!! i fear no one!!!!!!
Naruto:Than prove it! lets go
********************** DBZ LAND*******************
Goku: AHH!! the weather is so nice, it makes me hungry
Vegita: Your hungry all the time... !!!!!!
Trunks: Hey dad come on cool down we are here to spend some Father & Son time, right Gotten?
Gotten: SHIT!!!!!!!! I LOST!!!!!!! *playing King of Fighters GBA*
Trunks: Daddy, lets star fishing! ^_^
Vegita: Daddy?....god dammit i knew you would turn out a fruit cake by the way your always hanging out with your mother!
Goku: Vegita dont be so rough on him, hes still young! besides.......ive been feeling some strange KII (chakra) coming our way.
Vegita: Yes so do I...
Goku, Vegita: Its time to put them in trial...to inherit the Sayajin CLAN!
********* Naruto and Sasuke Arrives!********************
Naruto...........OI!!! whos Goku!!! I challange you for the tittle of the strongest of the universe!!!!
Sasuke: Idiot...we where suppose to ambush them
Vegita: URUSEE GAKI!!!! dont you see im trying to sleep?!......Kakarotto take care of them.
*Goku walks to Naruto pats him in the head smiling and says* Sorry sorry i just ate and i dont feel like playing with you right now
Sasuke: We dont care...its time to end it here!
Vegita: Dammit!!!..... OI! TRUNKS .......GOTTEN stop fooling around and come here NOW!
GOTTEN & TRUNKS : SIR YES SIR!!!
Vegita: Listen, im tired of both of you being suck spoiled brats, its time to show me that you are worthy of being Sayajiin's.... Now defeat those 2 filthy worms and tham pick up the grill and some meat, since Kakaroto finished all the sandwishes.
Trunks & Gotten: Sir yes Sir!!!
Sasuke: Are you understamating us?!!!!
Goku: If you guys can defeat our kids, that will mean that you are indeed stronger than both Veginta and I
Vegita:...just make sure you go some place far im trying to sleep
Gotten: This is so annoying,...why do we have to deal with this?
Trunks : If we dont you know what will happen to us...
Gotten: Your DAD's TRAINING!!!
Sasuke: Oi Naruto you take the lazzy looking one, i will take the other one, since he looks more experienced.
Naruto: WHAT WHAT!!!!!!! are you saying im weaker thatn YOU!!!!!
Sasuke: Shut up.....and do it , or i will just go home
*********************They all fly away to farther place****************
Goku: you think they will win?
Vegita: they better, because i dont have time to train their asses for the 50th time!
Goku: your right im sure they are ready now ^_^
***********************Back to the GAKI's**************************
Sasuke: Naruto just make sure you dont get in my way
Naruto; You do the same!!!
Trunks : I dont like to fight but i also dont like my dads training, so im sorry if i hurt you.
Gotten: Lets just finish this quick and get the stuff before your dad wakes up
Sasuke & Naruto: Now!!!!!!!
Trunks & Gotten : Its time...
*********************Sasuke and Trunks************************
*There is a clasical fighting sequence that Sasuke did when he got over confident over lee*
Sasuke: *Kuso!!! he is evading all my moves very easily!!!*
Trunks:*hmmm I wonder if Dad and Mr.Goku wanted beer and soda?*
*Naruto Starts wreckless attacks as usual *
Naruto: Dammit how can he move so quick!!
Gotten: *I wonder if I had a date with my GF today?*
Sasuke&Naruto: They are very skilled fighters...
Gotten&Trunks: I think its time to end this
*Gotten and Trunks start beating the crap out of both *
Naruto:Kuso!! Kuso!! KUSO!!!! I cant loose!!!!! i cant!!!!! im going to be the future Hokage of the Konoha village!!!! I WONT LOOSE!!!!!! WUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *Naruto goes into KYUUBI MODE!*
Sasuke: Damm that Naruto i wont allow him to be stronget than me!!! WUAAAAAAAHH!!!!!! *Sasuke pops another little thingy on his eyes to have now 3 dots!!!!*
Gotten: This great KII!!!! is he that powerfull?!!!!
Trunks: His eyes and Kii are different from before,
**** Back to Goku and Vegita****
Goku: Those KII dont belong to our boys...IT CANT BE!!!
Vegita: Huh? This Kii doesnt belong to Trunks nor Gotten, it must be those misterious slugs...
Goku: Vegita...are you thinking the same thing?
Vegita: Yeah...looks like our food will delay about 5 more minutes
Gaoku: Oh man, and im so hungry ...
*****************back to the GAKIS******************
Naruto&Sasuke : WUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!! * the sound when the yellow light on SS mode*
Trunks: Gotten go into SS now...
Gotten: No way i wont undo my hair just for this, we can take them
Trunks: I guess your right I too dont want charge too much power...it wont be needed.
Sasuke: hmph.......think again* Sasuke dashes with speed 1000X faster than usual!!!
*Trunks gets the Sasuke combo!!!!!!!! (from LEE)*
Naruto: where are you going?! you should worry about yourself first! WUAAAAAAAH!!!! does the kage bushin!!!! (shadow clone?)
*Naruto does his version of the copied combo from Sasuke*
Trunks & Gotten: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
***Both in the ground......with several scratches*
Trunks: Gotten are you OK?
Gotten: Yeah i think and you?
Trunks: Yeah... i got hit in the nuts though
Gotten: yeah me too, those fags
Sasuke & Naruto: IS THAT ALL YOUVE GOT?
Trunks: What do you say gotten......SS mode now? to shut them up?
Gotten: Yeah my hair is already ruined so lets do this!
Trunks&Gotten: WUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! SUPER SAYAJIIN!!! (Lv1)
Sasuke & Naruto: hmph interesting...still not enough!! *both dash*
Gotten & Trunks: We will se about that! *both dash*
************************* Goku & Vegita************************
Goku: one minute has passed, and looks like the boys are having trouble
Vegita: well they have 4 mins to get back with the grill and meat...so they better hurry up !!!!!!!
Will Naruto and Sasuke proof they are stronger?
Or will Trunks and Gotten make it on time with the grill and meat?
Find out next on..............GAKI's VS GAKI's chapter 2: The Strengh of the LEAF!!!
|2004-02-16, 16:03||Link #732|
... I know flaming is wrong and what you wrote above probably took you a bit of time...
But in my personal opinion it was horrible and I want to rip out my eyes and chew them slowly after reading that.. purely horrible. Please write Part 2 in a word document, print it out on your printer, then burn it while chanting "NO NO NO NO NO".. (You may want to drink heavily while doing this as well.)
I hope im not hurting your feelngs.. I just think that was awful.
|2004-02-16, 16:41||Link #733|
Join Date: Nov 2003
Oh, don't be ridiculous, that probably made him feel all fuzzy inside.
Seriously, dude. Please try not to criticize other peoples work, even if you don't think it is funny they probably worked hard to make it. So it makes them sad to hear others didn't like it. So please if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything.
|2004-02-16, 17:36||Link #734|
Join Date: May 2003
|2004-02-16, 18:18||Link #735|
I do as I please... ¬_¬
Well sorry to hear you dont like it, if you can come up with something of more "HUMOR" or whatever is that YOU "LIKE" feel free to post it, dont worry i wont criticize your work. ^_^
|2004-02-16, 18:45||Link #736|
A.S.S. Vice President
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: i dont know can you help me
about the whole banner thing i think ecchi or hentai wouldnt really be a good thing to have on it cus i mean we might get in deep sh*t with the admins and it should probably be more naruto based, i like the one slade did
|2004-02-16, 18:46||Link #737|
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: 3rd Planet
I know flaming is wrong and what I wrote about the above post took a bit out of my time...
But in my personal opinion my criticism was horrible and I want to rip out my eyes and chew them slowly after reading my own horrible words...purely horrible. Please re-write my part in a word document or animesuki's template, print it out, then burn while chanting "NO NO NO NO NO"..(I may want to drink heavily while doing this as well).
I hope I have not hurt your feelings. I just realized, my criticism was not constructive.. Infact, it was awful. I apologize and promise you to refine my criticism-technique to make it appear more constructive.
|2004-02-16, 19:31||Link #738|
I do as I please... ¬_¬
|2004-02-16, 19:41||Link #739|
|2004-02-16, 20:59||Link #740|
Pirate Girl Nyuu
Yo! I'm a big fan of this thread! All you guys are freakin awesome! Even though I never post anything cuz frankly I can never think of anything funny or stupid to say. I'm sure somethin will hit someday...in a non-distant future...
Anyway to prove my unorginality, I got this off another forum and thought it was hella funny and just wanted to share! (props to ZiRo Nu)
Btw Loki-sama despite what other blatant ppl might say, I thought your dbz/naruto sketch was funny! I'm still waiting for that 3rd part to the Gaara gettin into Oro's pants fic! *compulsive shudder*
Gaara: Aah... i luff yews.
Shikamaru: D-Don't close the door!! I'm.. afraid of the dark..
Chouji: Ino, get out of the shadows, I know you've been watching me. Watching me for a LOOONG time.
Kabuto: Bruce Banner is my one true love.
Orochimaru: *in Michael Jackson voice* you're devilish!
Sakura: My name is Sah-KOOR-ah (american pronunciation), and I like meat buns!
Sasuke to Sakura: I saw you in that porn vid. NIICE.
Me: What are you doing??!
Gaara-Sasuke-Naruto: YAOI 4EVER!!~
Konohamaru: Dayum, biatch! Whatchoo do- G-Get off me! Crazy h*!
Ebisu: Yes.. I AM a closet pervert. But only to watch Konohamaru.
Kankuro to Puppet (i forgot his name): And your name will be, PINOCCHIO!!
*starts whistling the song Gepetto plays when playing with Pinocchio in the beginning of the movie*
Lee: *when he's high* yeahhh.... that.. SssaKOORah b**** is kinda.. UGLY, ya know?!?! I don't wanna- I don't- No.. she's ugly, meng!
Gai: I've switched from Colgate to Aquafresh.
Gaara: WOWS!!! Look ats them munkies!! They'sa COOL!! WHOOOOOWEE!
Sasuke: H-hey Naruto.. *whispers* C-can you do '1000 years of pain' on me??
Ino: Shit. I got a wedgie.
Temari: *FWOOOSH* *blows wind with fan* (to Anko) I CAN SEE YOUR PAAAANTIES!!!!
Ten Ten: Psh.. Yeah. I'm a cutter. So what?
Hinata: Um.. Well.. I like.. Marilyn Manson, Slipknot, Metallica, Korn, and when Naruto and Sasuke rap while Kabuto beatboxed (I gotta hear that!!^^)
Kakashi: Sheeit.. I'LL beatbox.
(Kabuto and Kakashi beatboxing in the background)
Naruto: (rapping) Yeah, we are the nins of Konoha// and-we'll bust the jutsus on all-of-yah// So try some shit and we'll just hit and f*** up all that you evah-saw//
Sasuke: (rapping) You talk some smack but that's all that you ever-do// You mess with me, you gotta mess with all of my other-crew//
It's juzz a front, you've got no balls, no moves, no actions to back it up// So back away, die another day, or else you get F***ED UP!~
*Hinata Jumps in from out of nowhere*
Hinata: (rapping) You gots no style, mothaf***a!// You gots no guile, mothaf***a!// You just gots sheeit, nothing to it, no one, nothing, mothaf***a!!
Naruto, Sasuke, Kabuto =
Kakashi is not surprised.. *thinking* it's always the quiet ones...