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Old 2004-04-16, 16:33   Link #1741
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oh..its back..wot wot. Hmm...where do i begin:


Enma: About time..my arms gettin tired from holding your bloody sword

Oro: No..i have no interest in you, Sasuke or Naruto...i'm into women now!
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Old 2004-04-16, 16:37   Link #1742
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anbu members outside protected area watching jokage fight oro :

Hey i know, konohas being brutally attacked lets go and fight the bad guys instead of watching this fight like idiots.
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Old 2004-04-16, 16:37   Link #1743
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anbu members outside protected area watching hokage fight oro :

Hey i know, konohas being brutally attacked lets go and fight the bad guys instead of watching this fight like idiots.

god knows why this repeated??????
nothing i can do
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Old 2004-04-16, 16:41   Link #1744
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Somthing they would never say .....ohhh : kamahamayaaaaa
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Old 2004-04-16, 16:48   Link #1745
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Black Jaggan
Sasuke: Hey you Neji!! Always told you my Sharingan was way cooler!

Neji *with red eyes*: You wish Uchiha.....

Sasuke: Sure...so what's up with the eyes then?

Neji: *cough*gotsunburned*cough*

Sasuke * bursts out in very high pitched laughter*
Neji needs those Byakugan Visine eyedrops!

Proven for red, itchy, sunburned eyes! And adds maximum popping eye veins!
Now that's secksay!!


Hinata Here you go Naruto! *throws ring at him* It's OVER!

Naruto Nani??! But but what did I do??

Hinata Don't play innocent! I saw you and Sakura down by the pool last night! All huddled together! How could you!? I loved you!!

Naruto But I wasn't doing anything to Sakura! Honest!

Hinata Liar! I used my byakugan and saw that black hair! So gross Naruto!!

Naruto OH!! Yeah now I remember!

Hinata I hate you! You can forget about being Hokage because I'm going to kick your ass!

Naruto But that wasn't Sakura's hair.

Hinata oh yeah! Then who's was it?!

Naruto Have you noticed that Sasuke has been missing for awhile?

Hinata Well of course isn't he with Orochimaru?

Naruto That's what everyone thinks! But I got rid of Sasuke! I was tired of the best clan rivalry and Sasuke was just pissing me off! Sakura was trying to stop me but I got rid of that bitch too!

Hinata So...you mean?

Naruto Yup I did it just for you baby!

Hinata Oh Naruto! Can you forgive me? *hugs*

Naruto


Ok this one sucked, but I'm just so HAPPY!


Edit Holy crap! All these new posts in a few minutes! Way to go ppl! Keep it up!
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Old 2004-04-16, 17:12   Link #1746
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YAAAAAAAH!!!!! IT RETURN IT RETURNS

**estatic**

too bad i wont be reading much of it... ... = =

Naruto: I hate your avatar!
Sakura: i love your avatar
NoSanninWa: where did you get your avatar?
Kaoru: where did you get your avatar huh huh huh?
Hobobaggins: i am not in any way obsessed with my avatar.

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Old 2004-04-16, 17:21   Link #1747
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these have prolley bin done but

Naruto: Sasake?
Sasake: what?
Naruto: you think Hinata Likes me?
Sasake:...........

Naruto: I think I saw Hinata checking me out

Avi: Hentai is Gross
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Old 2004-04-16, 17:27   Link #1748
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lunchboxx
these have prolley bin done but

Naruto: Sasake?
Sasake: what?
Naruto: you think Hinata Likes me?
Sasake:...........

Naruto: I think I saw Hinata checking me out

Avi: Hentai is Gross
that actually hasnt been done *shock*!

Kiba: I hate you i hate you i hate you!
Hinata: is it because i cant fight?
Kiba: no...
hinata: is it because i look stupid?
Kiba: no...
Hinata: is it because i am the subject of too many hentai doujins?
Kiba: no...
Hinata: what is it then
Kiba: you have excruciatingly severe body odor
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Old 2004-04-16, 17:33   Link #1749
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Hey hey, look everyone... DRANZ DOUBLE POSTED!! OOOOOOHHHHHHH

Eh-Hum. Anyway, it good it came back. Naruto board was getting rather boring espacially with the lack of the new chapter this week.

Not a Manga Spoiler but It's better if read top to bottom

READ RIGHT TO LEFT FOLKS

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Old 2004-04-16, 17:41   Link #1750
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Hobo's ava
Hinata: what is it then
Kiba: you have excruciatingly severe body odor
Could this be the reason Naruto doesn't give in to Hinata? Wasn't the KY jelly enough?! Yes it's been awhile since we heard that word!

Sakura Yes! Now that I'm under Tsunade's training, I will have massive breasts, break things with my finger, and not have anyone say I'm worthless and can't do shit! Look at me now!

Ino Yes ma'am! I will obey! Do you want a hotdog?

Sakura And did I mention that I have a new piggy slave woman? I AM THE BEST! Now where's Sasuke?


Hobo I swear I heard your ava say MOO!


Edit OMG Slade! That is the ultimate form!
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Old 2004-04-16, 17:58   Link #1751
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Shino: O what.. ya sure ill right a speach on being a shinobi then read it to the village

Kiba: Shit i just found out im allergic to dogs, maybe thats why my only friend is shino and nobody wants to be my friend...

Shino: thanks...

Sakura: I hope nobody finds out i dye my hair.
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Old 2004-04-16, 18:19   Link #1752
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hey its back up on top, WOOT anyway i need a chapter number which one has gai kicking jiraiya in the face after the
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and for on topicness

naruto: IM RICK JAMES BITCH!!!
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Old 2004-04-16, 18:50   Link #1753
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Jiraya: Damn! Oro has to be in one of these bath houses.... and when I find him I'll make sure he drops the soap.


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Old 2004-04-16, 18:58   Link #1754
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Old 2004-04-16, 19:27   Link #1755
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Quote:
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hey its back up on top, WOOT anyway i need a chapter number which one has gai kicking jiraiya in the face after the
Spoiler:


and for on topicness

naruto: IM RICK JAMES BITCH!!!
Man Lee-pimp it's been awhile since you dropped by.

Btw it's ch148 pg11 if you're looking for DYNAMIC MARKING er...ENTRY!
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Jiraya: Damn! Oro has to be in one of these bath houses.... and when I find him I'll make sure he drops the soap.
Then that means......

Oro will lose the soap and then he won't wash himself! Thus rendering Oro unsmellable with the stench and causing him to slowly turn into a gangly, pale creature that coughs *gollum* everytime he talks ebil to himself! A perfect plan!


Kakashi: Waiter! There's an eyeball in my soup.
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Old 2004-04-16, 19:35   Link #1756
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Quote:
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Man Lee-pimp

Oro will lose the soap and then he won't wash himself! Thus rendering Oro unsmellable with the stench and causing him to slowly turn into a gangly, pale creature that coughs *gollum* everytime he talks ebil to himself! A perfect plan!


Kakashi: Waiter! There's an eyeball in my soup.
Oro scures me o_o;;;

Kabuto: Stenchy smells make me hard *sits next to Oro*
Dranz: me to *sits on other side of Oro*
Oro:
>>;;
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*sees Temari* Temari!! Help!!! now!!! Kazekage-bj-no-jutsu!!
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Old 2004-04-16, 19:43   Link #1757
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Ewww our lack of WANCWNS has reverted our style back to ancient times- 1 line jokes... i feel ashamed

Abusing jutsus:

Dr. Shika: Dam i have to get back to work again....

*walks into patients room and finds ino buttoning up her shirt*

Dr. Shika: ... You know even though sasuke is a coma, thats just wrong...

Naruto: it may be wrong but i was fun to watch

Dr. Shika: Nurse ino- after you finish dressing, please clean both our patients beds...

Nurse Ino: Oi... how do you get this stuff out any way

Naruto: thats your problem

Nurse ino: no the mess on my skirt is my problem- the mess on your bed is your problem

Dr. Shika: both of you shut up... well Naruto how are you doing to day!

Naruto: i got free porn so pretty good!- so whats wrong with me Doc!

Dr. Shika: I have some bad news- you have a incurable cancer- the good news is that you wont die for another 60 years: but since your going to die, would you like to donate your organs for a good cause?

Naruto: no..

Dr.Shika: cmon, donations means you get to be a good boy on santas list

Naruto: no...

Dr.Shika: Dont make me take out the sakura doll!

Naruto: Sakura?! where!

Dr. Shika: it worked on 48 other patients, o well- Shadow bind no jutsu! please sign here.--

Naruto: nuuuuu... my organs!
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Old 2004-04-16, 19:49   Link #1758
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Yeah sorry for the one-liners. Was in a bit of a rush there.

Hokage Look here Neji, I cannot grant you a divorce from Minnie, er Ten Ten.

Neji *stunned* Why not?

Hokage I have reviewed all the information you gave the court, but i can't find any evidence at all to support the grounds that she is crazy.

Neji Your honor! I didn't say she was crazy... I said she was fu**ing Goofy!


Omg I so need to go back to the way I was before the thread closed.
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Old 2004-04-16, 19:57   Link #1759
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Naruto: hey! its Mikage yuji... ... wait this is a hentai isnt it... = =

Sasuke: hey! its Satsuki san! *walks away*

Naruto: hey! this is my dream!

Jirara: Miki asou! whee!!! *bicycles away*

Ebisu: look a dog!

Lst2: I KNEW IT!!!

meh. bai bai.
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Old 2004-04-16, 21:12   Link #1760
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