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Old 2004-04-16, 21:15   Link #1761
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Finally the thread is back open. Now I can stop wasting time doing productive things.
I'm a bit out of practice on this, so sorry if it's not up to my usual standards.

Naruto: Hey Sasuke! I just got this new video game. Wanna try it out?

Sasuke: No thanks, I'm going to be busy.

Naruto: doing what?

Sasuke: Well, you know how my sharingan lets me copy jutsu?

Naruto: Yeah, so?

Sasuke: After hearing about Shikamaru's fight in the prelims, I did some research on the shadow copy no jutsu...

Naruto: OH! so you want to copy kagemane? Yeah, that's a great jutsu.

Sasuke: No not that version...

Naruto: You must mean shadow neck bind like his father then

Sasuke: Nope, not that one either...

Naruto: Huh? What other version is there?

Sasuke: Shadow grope no jutsu!!!
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Old 2004-04-16, 21:32   Link #1762
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all right the thread is back! Now my life is complete once again. Ok, i have not done one in a while. But i'll give it a shot.

Naruto: Sakura? Sakura where did you go? Sakura!! Pakkun have you seen her?

Pakkun: Uh, yea, Naruto..

Naruto: What?

Pakkun: you're not gonna find her.

Naruto: why not?

Pakkun: well i sent that hoe to a customer and instead she went and got herself mugged and raped. Anyway, when she came back without the money i got pissed and i kinda killed her.

Naruto: Oh my God..

Pakkun: yeah, it's pretty shocking

Naruto: You can talk!!


aw man that sucked, im so dissapointed in myself.
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Old 2004-04-16, 23:25   Link #1763
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Just random sutff I'm fairly sure tehy would never speak aloud.
Dun shred me if I repeat one said before..
Sasuke: Quack.
Sakura:Asparagus.
Shino: Brand new! advanced Taijutsu technique! MARCH OF A THOUSAND BUNNIES!

Naruto:SQUEEEEeee!
Kiba: Oh no I am NOT going to go fetch *THAT* I rewally need to stop using my quadraped techniques around those two..

Not sure if I need spoilers for this but either way.. it concerns tsunade and Lee
Spoiler:


Orochimaru: So... your a girl huh?
Anko:Yuppers.
Orochimaru: Sorry to hear that. I used to be one so I know how you feel.

Gaara/shukkaku: Mommy! (^.^) *Glomps*

Orochimaru:Naruto-kun!*Glomps* XD

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Old 2004-04-16, 23:36   Link #1764
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Sakura: I've assisted Kakashi in killing Kabuto!
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Old 2004-04-16, 23:44   Link #1765
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Orichimaru: Kabuto, you suck really bad in getting the leaf, HENGE! *transforms into Cloud Strife and performs his Omnislash on him.

Sasuke: This new, why did you alluva sudden want to join up with us Itatchi
Itatchu: Cuz your team cool
Sasuke: you don't say

Naruto: hey Luffy, why're you in this show
Luffy: Wouldn't you like to know
Zoro: What's that supposed to mean

Sakura: Forget Sasuke, I'm gonna glomp One Piece's Zoro ^_^

Sasuke: Forget Sakura, I'm gonna date One Piece's Nami (heh)
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Old 2004-04-16, 23:54   Link #1766
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Naruto: Mortal combat!
Anko: Flawless victory! o,o
Sakura: I could jump roof to roof, and get my friends free cable! It's baad asss!
Sasuke: Kittens! *wubbles*

Gai: I used, my chinese star, to pick the lock, and steal your car!

Shikamaru: Whoever smelt it dealt it.
Kiba: whoever denied it supplied it!
Shikamaru: whoever sniffed it piffed it!
Chouji: Chouji go poofy.


Sasuke:Art of the inazuma!
Sasuke: Monkey climbs tree!

Naruto: Brand spanking new miracle fist giant running supreme final Taijutsu technique: Divine Cicada!
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Old 2004-04-16, 23:55   Link #1767
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Kouji
Naruto: hey Luffy, why're you in this show
Luffy: Wouldn't you like to know
Zoro: What's that supposed to mean

Sakura: Forget Sasuke, I'm gonna glomp One Piece's Zoro ^_^

Sasuke: Forget Sakura, I'm gonna date One Piece's Nami (heh)
on this note...


Naruto: Forget Sasuke, I'm gonna glomp One Piece's Zoro

Ino: Forget Sakura, I'm gonna date One Piece's Nami

Hobobaggins: AAAAH!!!! ive got to write a paper and create a light plot by tomorrow!!!

aaaah!

Orochimaru: dont do it. who will care?

Hobo: i feel... ... hey. why are you all small and standing on my shoulder?

Sakura: (poof) (all shiny and glowing like) dont do it! your classmates are depending on you!

Hobo: screw you! *grabs and wrings sakura's neck* (to orochimaru) you were saying?

Anko: (poof) (all shiny and glowing like) dont do it! your classmates are depending on you!

Hobo: err.. no. (poof)

Ramen girlpoof) (all shiny and glowing like) dont do it! your classmates are depending on you!

Hobo: when by?

Orochimaru: ... ... i hate my job...

that one was lacking. this break ruined my tempo....

that and my work (see above)
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Old 2004-04-17, 00:05   Link #1768
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So much glomping.. what have I done? o.o Or if it wasn't me what has whoev er it was done?
On topic.

Gaara: *sees everyone running ove rot otehr animes to glomp people* Hey... why dousnt anyone come to glomp me? I like being glomped too... *sniffles* Please?

Haku: Hmm forget all of you.. *Glomps some random cosplayer*

Sakura: I can glomp too! *runs off and glomps Alucard of Hellsing*

And dun worry Hobo... i'm sure it's just like riding a bus. it'll come back to you eventually... XD
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Old 2004-04-17, 00:23   Link #1769
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I understand your pain Hobo-san...essays kill.
But it looks like many of us are a bit out of practice.
*look who's talking datte bayo* <---signs that I watch too much Naruto

Quick overview for the new ppl:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Soju
Spoiler:
Liked this one best. Sakura getting flushed is funny. Only thing is... I wonder if it was cuz she smelled that Naruto flushed her down the toilet? And did he even wash his hands!?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Visions of Time
Sasuke: Quack.
Sakura:Asparagus.
Shino: Brand new! advanced Taijutsu technique! MARCH OF A THOUSAND BUNNIES!
Spoiler:
Now that's what I call random! Liked the one in the spoiler tags. So true.
Not to mention Vision you're one hell of a glomper! We should combine forces!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kouji who has a hot ava
Sakura: Forget Sasuke, I'm gonna glomp One Piece's Zoro ^_^

Sasuke: Forget Sakura, I'm gonna date One Piece's Nami (heh)
I'd definetly go for the first one! ^_^
Kakashi: Forget Iruka, I'm gonna date One Piece's Sanji
Temari Forget Shika, I'm gonna date One Piece's Usopp. Love that nose!
Avi Will yaoi for hot chicks like Anko and Oro.
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Ino: Forget Sakura, I'm gonna date One Piece's Nami
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Old 2004-04-17, 00:49   Link #1770
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Now that's what I call random! Liked the one in the spoiler tags. So true.
Not to mention Vision you're one hell of a glomper! We should combine forces!

I'd definetly go for the first one! ^_^
Kakashi: Forget Iruka, I'm gonna date One Piece's Sanji
Temari Forget Shika, I'm gonna date One Piece's Usopp. Love that nose!
Avi Will yaoi for hot chicks like Anko and Oro.

*Grins and laughs evilly* Joining forces huh? Sounds interesting. Through destiny and glomping we shall rule supreme! *jumps up on his chair and poses all-triumphant like*
I'll just have to remember to stop by this thread when i'm feeling slightly random-ish-amafied.
And then I will open the door for teh allpowerfull Shrooples!
Oh what? On topic? oh right... umm..

Shino: *in a timid , slightly frightened voice* This one has a really big pinchy thingy..
Kankurou:*toting his kurasu* Thats right, fear the claw bee-atch!

Hinata: Ohh! THAT Naruto! I'm goign to rip out his spine then strangle him with it! THen I'm going to force feed it to him anal-ly! Then i'm goign to rip out his miserable little eyes and stuff then down his apthetic excuse for a throat!

Orochimaru: Die already ya baboon faced buck toothed beetle frisking son of a rabid HAMSTER!

Sasuke: You HURT mister PIDDLES! NOW YOU DIE! ;.;

Gaara: *sniffles* Why won't anyone glomp meee?! I shower every day.. is it my Gaurd? Sure I know its got twelve year old blood in it but it isn't THAT bad is it?I never have dirt on me so whats wrong? Sand0nins need glomping too.. ;.;

Gaara: Ister! * Giggles and glomps Tremari*

Concerning Kammimaro
Spoiler:


Gaara: *tells a story about one of his favoirite fights* And the best part is.. Nobody died. ^.^
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Old 2004-04-17, 00:49   Link #1771
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I just ran into Haku hentai.. ... ... (well not just... but you get the idea) him as a girl

*AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA* i am now pathologically insane

Naruto: oh lemesee!

Kakashi: .. .. i though it was awfull soft...

Zabuza *punching self violently*

Sasuke: got beaten by girl! must be angsty, hold in my emotions and kill myself in a corner somewhere!

Sakura: .. ... ... i cant compete!
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Old 2004-04-17, 00:54   Link #1772
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Gaara: Haku hentai? OOO OO lemme see lemme see! *jumps up and down on tippy toes*

Sakura: *goes blue in the face* Ugh.. perverts.

Jiraiya: *Nosebleed* I like this one. Full points!
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Old 2004-04-17, 01:11   Link #1773
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Quote:
Sasuke: Monkey climbs tree!

Naruto: Brand spanking new miracle fist giant running supreme final Taijutsu technique: Divine Cicada!
Shikamaru: -_-' You got that off Jackie Chan Adventures, didn't you

Gaara: SPIRIT GUN!! (points finger at Naruto thinking that it's Yusuke's attack). Whoops wrong line.

Jiraiya: I like it when you call me a pervert sennin.
Naruto: Y'do huh? -_-'

Ebisu-sama: Gahhh, what are you doing you idiot?! (looks at Jiraiya looking at women) *gets a bloody nose*

Naruto: haha, that's not my real height
Sasuke: It isn't?
Naruto: HEIGHT NO JUTSU! *performs a hand seal and grows to his real height of 6'4"*
Sasuke: hmm... I see
Iruka: Damn, is that you Naruto?
Naruto: Yeah, it's me

Iruka (age 30): I have the best motorcycle
Shikamaru (age 26): No, I do
Iruka (age 30): Oh yeah, prove it
Naruto (age 26): All I have is this pick up truck
Iruka/Shikmamaru:
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Old 2004-04-17, 01:27   Link #1774
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Jackie chan adventures? The cartoon thing? no.. I was trying to be somewhat funny. o.o I didn't know cartoon Jackie said it.. and on topic...


Sakura:Sasuke died.*sob* Oh wait!
Kuchiyose no jutsu Edo tensei!
Why *Hello* there Sasuke.. *puts mind wipe kunai scroll thing into his head* YOur going to be a *GOOD* boy for Pretty Sakura *AREN"T* you? *Evilgrin*

Orochimaru: I'm too sexy for my hat, too sexy ffor my hat. Whatcha think about that?*Does disco handjives and throwsa his foreheadprotecter symbol thing*

Jiraiya: Ahh such wonderfull inspiration is at this bathouse.. Now.. where is Tsunade-hime.*Peeeps in through the boards at the women's bath.*
Tsunade: Ah Ayame very nice.
Jiraiya: *jaw drops as he rounds a corener and sees Tsunade peeking in on teh bathouse as well..*
Jiraiya: HEY! I TOLD you to KEEP OUT of my best peeping spots!
Tsunade: Jiraiya-san! *Glomps*XD
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Old 2004-04-17, 02:05   Link #1775
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Shikmamaru: I wanna be like Iruka-sensei

Sakura: I wanna be like Avril Lavigne
Shikamaru: K then, I'd wanna sing like Jason Mraz
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Old 2004-04-17, 02:18   Link #1776
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Kurenei: Itachi! *giggles and glomps* ^.^

Tremari: What does sand ahve to do with wind? Sure if sand gets caught up in the wind it hurts but by itself sand just kinda.. sits there..
*Looks over at gaara* Kinda like you... *Glomps*
Gaara: HEY! what was that for?!
Tremari: You looked like you needed a hug.
Gaara: Then why didn't you just do that?
Tremari: Because you seemed to have a debt of hugs that you ahvne't gutten. And I think glomping counts as a good 20 or so.. don't you?
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Old 2004-04-17, 02:40   Link #1777
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Iruka: You guys just say the most idiot things
Naruto: *points to himself* me?
Iruka: nah, I was talking about Jiraiya & Kakashi
Jiraiya *animefall*

*if Itatchi were on Naruto's crew*
Itatchi : *looks at his fallen bro and buddy; Sasuke with rage in his heart* WHY YOU!!
Kisame: Fool did you think that you could defeat me
Itachi: GIVE MY BROTHER BACK IDIOT!!
*suddenly Itatchi's tear starts trickling down* LIFE NO JUTSU!
*a beam a laser runs through Sasuke and he gets revived*
Sasuke: Brother?!
Itatchi: I'm here, don't worry. Naruto's gonna deal with him
Jiraiya: Did ya forget me
Itatchi: Gahh, it's that pervy sennin
Jiraiya: I wish you'd stop calling me that
Naruto: *laughs*
Itatchi: I'm very glad to see you Sasuke.
Naruto: heh, you threw my buddy; Sasuke a bit off course there, KAGE BUNSHIN NO JUTSU! *Art of the Shadow Dopple ganger and a multitude of Naruto beats up Kisame*
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Old 2004-04-17, 02:40   Link #1778
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Visions of time: Haku hentai? OOO OO lemme see lemme see! *jumps up and down on tippy toes*
how true how true....

Naruto: ever stay up to the time of night where everything is funny?
Gaara: Fuck you man, that isnt even funny.
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Old 2004-04-17, 02:49   Link #1779
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Heh tis jsut so fun to use Gaara for this..

Gaara: *Stomps his feet and makes a nasal growl noise* I want MY POPSICLE! ;.;

Gaara: HEy naruto. If someone sealed apr tof shukkaku inside me so that it was like you and Kyubi... do you think I would be anble to get a good nights sleep just because of that? Or would I need my binky?*cuddles a plush bear he kept hidden in his gourd*
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Old 2004-04-17, 02:50   Link #1780
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Here's that antidrug commercial take, done Naruto style

Shikamaru: Chuunin! My antidrug
Tenten: LOVE, My antidrug
Naruto: Kicking Gaara's ass (j/k), my antidrug
Konahamaru: Messing with Ebisu-sama's mind, my antidrug
Iruka: Cruising on my new motorcycle, my antidrug
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