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Old 2011-07-25, 22:42   Link #5281
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South African man wakes after 21 hours in morgue fridge
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Old 2011-07-28, 10:17   Link #5282
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WASHINGTON—In a 30-minute video released Thursday, al- Qaeda leader Ayman al-Zawahiri criticized the mass transportation infrastructure of the United States, claiming significant repairs and upgrades would need to be implemented before the militant group would consider destroying any roads, bridges, or railways with terrorist attacks.
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"The al-Qaeda network is fully prepared to continue the jihad against the American infidels by launching deadly attacks, but your outdated and rusting transportation infrastructure needs to be completely overhauled for those strikes even to be noticed," al-Zawahiri said. "We want to turn your bridges into rubble, but if we claimed credit for making them collapse, nobody would ever believe us."
"We'd really just be doing you a favor because then you'd actually have to rebuild them," al-Zawahiri added.


http://www.theonion.com/articles/alq...rce=recentnews
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Old 2011-07-28, 10:22   Link #5283
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^The Onion never gets old.

Shouldn't it go to the Laugh A Day thread though? While the Onion never gets old, people mistaking Onion articles for real, even if silly, news, gets old real fast. :P
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Old 2011-07-28, 13:07   Link #5284
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NY fugitive taunts police on Facebook to catch him
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Old 2011-07-28, 13:16   Link #5285
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NY fugitive taunts police on Facebook to catch him
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories...07-28-09-53-41
Now that is funny!
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Old 2011-07-28, 14:18   Link #5286
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Woman crashes her Bently into three other expensive cars.

http://autos.yahoo.com/news/million-...er-bender.html

I'm sure her insurance company is facepalming.
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Old 2011-07-28, 15:21   Link #5287
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Woman crashes her Bently into three other expensive cars.

http://autos.yahoo.com/news/million-...er-bender.html

I'm sure her insurance company is facepalming.
and the mechanic just said, Thank You, "i can put my kids through college now"
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Old 2011-07-28, 15:34   Link #5288
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WASHINGTON—In a 30-minute video released Thursday, al- Qaeda leader Ayman al-Zawahiri criticized the mass transportation infrastructure of the United States, claiming significant repairs and upgrades would need to be implemented before the militant group would consider destroying any roads, bridges, or railways with terrorist attacks.
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"The al-Qaeda network is fully prepared to continue the jihad against the American infidels by launching deadly attacks, but your outdated and rusting transportation infrastructure needs to be completely overhauled for those strikes even to be noticed," al-Zawahiri said. "We want to turn your bridges into rubble, but if we claimed credit for making them collapse, nobody would ever believe us."
"We'd really just be doing you a favor because then you'd actually have to rebuild them," al-Zawahiri added.


http://www.theonion.com/articles/alq...rce=recentnews
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Old 2011-08-01, 03:45   Link #5289
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Old 2011-08-01, 06:03   Link #5290
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North Dakota abbey puts ranching operation out to pasture
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Old 2011-08-01, 06:51   Link #5291
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Saying swear words actually stresses your brain

Damm.
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Old 2011-08-01, 10:24   Link #5292
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Lol wut? So he's basically saying that emotions stress the brain out. Sure, cuss words do trigger an emotional reaction whenever you hear/say them, even if out of context, but it's not as if I get stressed out by it. I cuss out a lot more irl for instance and I'm hardly ever stressed (unless I'm at work but that's a different story).
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Old 2011-08-01, 14:01   Link #5293
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Might be a case of the logical fallacy: Correlation does not imply causation.
Would make more sense when cause and effect were swapped... stressed people often cuss (to release some pressure).
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Old 2011-08-01, 23:01   Link #5294
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Old 2011-08-02, 13:27   Link #5295
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It's a proven fact - Internet Explorer is for idiots:
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Old 2011-08-02, 14:23   Link #5296
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Well this is one way to deter paople from parking illegally.

Mayor looks to crush city's parking woes with tank

The owner of that Mercedes certainly didn't look too happy about having his car crushed.
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Old 2011-08-02, 17:19   Link #5297
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Well this is one way to deter paople from parking illegally.

Mayor looks to crush city's parking woes with tank

The owner of that Mercedes certainly didn't look too happy about having his car crushed.
Should have crushed a ferrari.
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Old 2011-08-02, 19:45   Link #5298
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Should have crushed a ferrari.
Well, the whole place could have ended up like a part of Wall Street where the parking meter is damaged. After repairing the meter, freeloaders simply parked on the pavement.

And I thought he really used a British Challenger 2 or T-90. Dammit it is only a BMP.
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Old 2011-08-02, 20:25   Link #5299
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And I thought he really used a British Challenger 2 or T-90. Dammit it is only a BMP.
I know, right? Hardly the definition of a tank.
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Old 2011-08-02, 22:30   Link #5300
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And I thought he really used a British Challenger 2 or T-90. Dammit it is only a BMP.
But a ''real'' tank might be more likely to damage tha pavement, no ?
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