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Old 2011-11-26, 03:06   Link #6001
SaintessHeart
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Man with ring stuck to penis cut free by 10 firefighters

I guess no amount of training would have prepared those firefighters for this kind of situation.
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"These incidents are time-consuming, costly and take up the precious time of our crews who are then unavailable to attend other, potentially life-threatening, emergencies.

"We'd ask the public to take greater care to avoid getting themselves into these often ridiculous situations and to think carefully before dialling 999 and calling us out if there isn't an emergency."
Sorry Sarge. Nobody is listening. The next person will be a lady who had a cucumber stuck in her privates by her husband.

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And her husband is a year younger than me.
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Old 2011-11-26, 05:04   Link #6002
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Sorry Sarge. Nobody is listening. The next person will be a lady who had a cucumber stuck in her privates by her husband.
or his got caught in the window...

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Old 2011-11-26, 07:44   Link #6003
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Sorry Sarge. Nobody is listening. The next person will be a lady who had a cucumber stuck in her privates by her husband.



And her husband is a year younger than me.
I can't agree with that man, these are really dangerous situations, as ridiculous as they may be - by all means, please do call the authorities. Last year we had to cut a man out of some handrail, even peed himself, but he could've choked himself and was upside down for a long amount of time.
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Old 2011-11-26, 08:16   Link #6004
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They're not saying to not call for help. They're saying not to frivolously get in such situations in the first place.
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Old 2011-11-26, 08:57   Link #6005
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I can't agree with that man, these are really dangerous situations, as ridiculous as they may be - by all means, please do call the authorities. Last year we had to cut a man out of some handrail, even peed himself, but he could've choked himself and was upside down for a long amount of time.
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They're not saying to not call for help. They're saying not to frivolously get in such situations in the first place.
What Anh Minh said.
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Most of all, you have to be disciplined and you have to save, even if you hate our current financial system. Because if you don't save, then you're guaranteed to end up with nothing.
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Old 2011-11-26, 14:05   Link #6006
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hahahha that hilarious xD
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Old 2011-11-26, 14:25   Link #6007
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I'm....just gonna post it here and walk away.......

UK women are 'fattest in Europe'
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Old 2011-11-28, 09:28   Link #6008
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Old 2011-11-28, 09:33   Link #6009
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What Anh Minh said.
Well, that's like telling a dog not to lick his own balls: not gonna happen...
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Old 2011-11-28, 17:00   Link #6010
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A real pissing contest.

Toilet gaming technology targets urinal boredom
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Old 2011-11-28, 18:40   Link #6011
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http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories...11-26-17-18-51
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Old 2011-11-29, 11:55   Link #6012
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Double post,

I want an assault rifle for Christmas or the reindeer gets it! Gun club invites children to pose with Santa... and their choice of firearm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...anta--arm.html
I am fine with the idea of peoples having firearm to protect themself, but this is bad taste.
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Old 2011-11-29, 12:08   Link #6013
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Double post,

I want an assault rifle for Christmas or the reindeer gets it! Gun club invites children to pose with Santa... and their choice of firearm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...anta--arm.html
I am fine with the idea of peoples having firearm to protect themself, but this is bad taste.
The Taliban would do the same if they celebrate Christmas. So what?

I would say, let them enjoy what they want, be it their interest in anything. So long as they don't use their hobbies for inhuman purposes.
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Old 2011-11-29, 13:08   Link #6014
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The Taliban would do the same if they celebrate Christmas. So what?
Well, that was interesting.
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Old 2011-11-29, 15:37   Link #6015
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Fiquett used a proxy server to communicate with Viper SmartStart through Siri, initially starting with voice commands like “Vehicle start” before moving on to the more conversational “Start my car.” While impressive, we’re still waiting for the day Siri serves as a chauffeur, bringing the car around front after hearing, “Siri, be a dear and fetch the car, won’t you?”

http://techland.time.com/2011/11/28/...start-his-car/

just wait till Siri talks back and rename herself Christine
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Old 2011-11-30, 11:25   Link #6016
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Man sues former hostages, says they broke promise

"A man who held a Kansas couple hostage in their home while fleeing from
authorities is suing them, claiming they broke an oral contract made when he
promised them money in exchange for hiding him from police. The couple has
asked a judge to dismiss the suit."

See:

http://news.yahoo.com/man-sues-forme...190902970.html
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Old 2011-11-30, 13:32   Link #6017
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Indian farmers dump bags of snakes in tax office
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories...11-30-05-15-10
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Old 2011-11-30, 15:06   Link #6018
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Lol, I thought Indian was referring to aboriginals.

That's some silly method of protest but I feel sorry that they are being bullied by the officials and now the law is against them as well.
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Old 2011-12-01, 00:30   Link #6019
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Media finally notices the pedobear

I find it funny because they are about 5 years too late.
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Old 2011-12-01, 01:33   Link #6020
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An interesting article i just read
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