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Old 2012-02-06, 18:17   Link #6421
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This will be the US/Israeli counter tactic to those ninjas:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJ-afKCOZZc
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Old 2012-02-07, 02:19   Link #6422
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This will be the US/Israeli counter tactic to those ninjas:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJ-afKCOZZc
Iran is going on ludicrous levels to train and arm their troops. Guess they must really be scared of an invasion.
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Old 2012-02-07, 03:01   Link #6423
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This will be the US/Israeli counter tactic to those ninjas:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJ-afKCOZZc
Damn, had a bellyachin' laugh watching that. +1
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Old 2012-02-07, 04:19   Link #6424
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"To round out their squadron of flying boats and UFO project, an estimated 3,500
Iranian women are training in Japanese ninjutsu, according to a state-run news
station."

See:

http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2012...ns-ninja-army/
I just hope for them than they aren't really serious about thoses project. They should focus on more realistic project.
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Old 2012-02-07, 06:34   Link #6425
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This will be the US/Israeli counter tactic to those ninjas:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJ-afKCOZZc
I don't know what is more rediculous, that, or the fact the idiot poster of that video calling an Arabian swordsman a "samurai".

Also, wtf Iran, you don't have to get training from arts waaaay over in Japan, Arabs has its own assassin tradition just as awesome and rich with history.
In fact, I would go as far as to say the medival arabian assassins were more adept in art of asssassination than ninjas were. Covert ops and spying though, we got the upper hand.
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Old 2012-02-07, 07:17   Link #6426
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I just hope for them than they aren't really serious about thoses project. They should focus on more realistic project.
They are just trying to scare the world and US...

And they are doing it really badly - if I were to go up with one of them all I have to do is to pull off their headscarf for them to start panicking.

The more conservative the practictioner of a self-defence, more likely he would fall. A decade ago, I saw one of my friends, a casual street fighter, spar off a judo captain and almost got expelled - he attacked all the joints and crotch, then left the poor guy writhing in pain.
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Old 2012-02-07, 07:28   Link #6427
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^meh, if they were actually serious about training military combat, they'd have chosen Russian Systema used by the Spetsnaz or MAC used by the US Army. Both of those are far more fitting for modern military operation CQC than any antiqued martial arts, however deadly they are.

BUT OMGZ NINJAS NINJAS WITH MILLIONS OF PEACHES
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Old 2012-02-07, 07:30   Link #6428
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Iran has ninjas.

America has Chuck Norris.

Problem solve.
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Old 2012-02-07, 07:42   Link #6429
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^meh, if they were actually serious about training military combat, they'd have chosen Russian Systema used by the Spetsnaz or MAC used by the US Army. Both of those are far more fitting for modern military operation CQC than any antiqued martial arts, however deadly they are.

BUT OMGZ NINJAS NINJAS WITH MILLIONS OF PEACHES
Well they are not allowed to learn martial arts from godless practicioners like the Americans or Russians.
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Old 2012-02-07, 10:27   Link #6430
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Iran has ninjas.

America has Chuck Norris.

Problem solve.

I agree...

We,(Italian)have Berlusconi..and he believes he is like Highlander...
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Old 2012-02-07, 10:52   Link #6431
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Iran has ninjas.

America has Chuck Norris.

Problem solve.
They've clearly not taken into account the Conservation of Ninjutsu Law...
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Old 2012-02-07, 11:59   Link #6432
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When did the middle finger become offensive?

And thus an insult was born.
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Old 2012-02-07, 13:22   Link #6433
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Ever since I played Sengoku Rance, I know that female ninjas == kunoichi and their primal attribute is this:



I wonder how they got through with that in Iran. Maybe because they felt the whole concept of women with ninja masks was familiar. I certainly found it funny, when they took off their masks only to have their regular hiding gear beneath it.

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Old 2012-02-07, 14:06   Link #6434
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Ever since I played Sengoku Rance, I know that female ninjas == kunoichi and their primal attribute is this:



I wonder how they got through with that in Iran. Maybe because they felt the whole concept of women with ninja masks was familiar. I certainly found it funny, when they took off their masks only to have their regular hiding gear beneath it.
I don't think that with these shoes with heels..she is a good ninja...
Nice picture!
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Old 2012-02-07, 15:01   Link #6435
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Ever since I played Sengoku Rance, I know that female ninjas == kunoichi and their primal attribute is this:



I wonder how they got through with that in Iran. Maybe because they felt the whole concept of women with ninja masks was familiar. I certainly found it funny, when they took off their masks only to have their regular hiding gear beneath it.
They got it wrong. This is the real ninja servant :

Spoiler for Big:
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Old 2012-02-07, 15:32   Link #6436
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I don't recall Sakuya being slutty?
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Old 2012-02-07, 15:39   Link #6437
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She's a maid first and ninja second.
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Old 2012-02-07, 17:21   Link #6438
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I swear these corporate shills need to man up.

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Old 2012-02-07, 18:49   Link #6439
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You know, I've been mulling over that video for a while now because something was bothering me about it. Sure the mask under the mask was pretty amusing, but that wasn't it.

Then it hit me.

The people they're supposedly attacking are helping the girls attack. Early in the video a girl who runs up to the man and jumps to wrap her legs around his head, is being helped up there by the guy. He holds her up by her ass until she shifts her weight to bring them both down. I can't say I really blame him, though. I don't know any straight man that doesn't want a girl's legs wrapped around his head.

Later in the video, girls are jumping up to the guy and doing back flips out of his cupped hands. That might be good for training, but for demonstrating your ability to attack with your body, I'm just not sure. I mean, who is going to stand there and help their attacker do their thing?

Perhaps I'm not understanding something.

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Old 2012-02-07, 21:18   Link #6440
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The world's oldest living thing is...a patch of seagrass in the Mediterranean Sea; about 200,000 years old.

Maybe that's why the Japanese have such long life expectancies; all those nori rolls.
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