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Old 2013-01-13, 22:02   Link #9381
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Chinese Honesty

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Old 2013-01-14, 08:12   Link #9382
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Brazilian Bikini Waxes Make Crab Lice Endangered Species

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Pubic lice, the crab-shaped insects that have dwelled in human groins since the beginning of history, are disappearing. Doctors say bikini waxing may be the reason.
Waning infestations of the bloodsuckers have been linked by doctors to pubic depilation, especially a technique popularized in the 1990s by a Manhattan salon run by seven Brazilian sisters. More than 80 percent of college students in the U.S. remove all or some of their pubic hair -- part of a trend that’s increasing in western countries. In Australia, Sydney’s main sexual health clinic hasn’t seen a woman with pubic lice since 2008 and male cases have fallen 80 percent from about 100 a decade ago.
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-0...es-health.html
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Old 2013-01-14, 13:48   Link #9383
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White House responds to "Death Star" petition

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The Administration shares your desire for job creation and a strong national defense, but a Death Star isn't on the horizon. Here are a few reasons:

-The construction of the Death Star has been estimated to cost more than $850,000,000,000,000,000. We're working hard to reduce the deficit, not expand it.
-The Administration does not support blowing up planets.
-Why would we spend countless taxpayer dollars on a Death Star with a fundamental flaw that can be exploited by a one-man starship?
Emphasis mine. The bit about the fundamental flaw is pretty funny too..

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/pet...-2016/wlfKzFkN
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Old 2013-01-14, 14:46   Link #9384
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Yeah, I saw this floating around on Facebook. By all means, take your business elsewhere. This is just rude (not to mention we have to ask if he hands it out on appearances).

Someone doesn't deserve to stay in business if this is how they operate.
A similar thing happened locally when a known baked goods chain asked employees to wear buttons that reflect the religious owners' opposition to birth control (known then as the Reproductive Health Bill, now a law).
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Old 2013-01-14, 17:21   Link #9385
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White House responds to "Death Star" petition



Emphasis mine. The bit about the fundamental flaw is pretty funny too..

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/pet...-2016/wlfKzFkN
This humorous reply is one of the few times I applaud the administration.
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Old 2013-01-14, 23:29   Link #9386
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Maybe GPS's aren't 100% reliable, but...if you start seeing road signs in a different language, shouldn't common sense start kicking in? (Seriously, I might've expected this from an 87-year-old woman, but just 67? One of my aunts will be 64 this year, and I don't think she'd make that grave an error.)

Re. that Death Star: The Pentagon could solve that Jedi problem by, say, engineering so that the exhaust ports can't allow a single photon torpedo shot to take out the entire reactor core. Or at least, y'know, putting heavier weaponry and guards around the exhaust ports.
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Old 2013-01-15, 02:14   Link #9387
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http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/inte...bara-moe-queen

Well... here's some real life MOE.... Though, if you ask me, she ain't that hot.
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Old 2013-01-15, 06:45   Link #9388
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Indeed she isn't hot, she is ... MOEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Old 2013-01-15, 06:48   Link #9389
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Shouldn't that be a good thing? With Pubic lice gone, they will no longer cause itchy crotches for everyone.
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Old 2013-01-15, 09:07   Link #9390
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Someone stole a train in Sweden and crashed it into a building.

Naturally, her acquaintances are saying she was always such a good girl and would never do such a thing, so they're just shocked, shocked.
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Old 2013-01-15, 09:29   Link #9391
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Someone stole a train in Sweden and crashed it into a building.

Naturally, her acquaintances are saying she was always such a good girl and would never do such a thing, so they're just shocked, shocked.
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Maybe she always wanted a toy train set for Christmas...just needs a bigger living room.
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Old 2013-01-15, 10:05   Link #9392
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Old 2013-01-15, 13:36   Link #9393
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Alas, the article doesn't instruct on how to forward this information to any female friends without the fear of offending them. "Sweetie, good news! Those crabs..... they are history. Here is what you need to do."
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Old 2013-01-15, 14:30   Link #9394
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Alas, the article doesn't instruct on how to forward this information to any female friends without the fear of offending them. "Sweetie, good news! Those crabs..... they are history. Here is what you need to do."
I will use this to make my worse half less lazy. I mean, I go to the trouble of keeping "groomed," it's a bit unfair when things of this nature are not reciprocated.
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Old 2013-01-15, 14:35   Link #9395
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I will use this to make my worse half less lazy. I mean, I go to the trouble of keeping "groomed," it's a bit unfair when things of this nature are not reciprocated.
Inspiration: Groomed Bushes

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Old 2013-01-15, 15:33   Link #9396
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Old news, but still funny:

European Philosophers Become Magical Anime Girls
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Old 2013-01-15, 20:23   Link #9397
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Old 2013-01-16, 00:18   Link #9398
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it suuure is cold down here in the southland...



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Old 2013-01-16, 01:54   Link #9399
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Old 2013-01-16, 03:33   Link #9400
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LOL, stupid idiots:

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http://ac360.blogs.cnn.com/2013/01/1...rn/?hpt=ac_mid

GPS is fine and dandy, but don't follow it absolutely.

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