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Old 2013-08-20, 08:06   Link #10481
TinyRedLeaf
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....So they just fork off him?
What's your point?

The poor man is in pain. No need to skewer his pride any further.
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Old 2013-08-20, 08:38   Link #10482
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All these puns make me want to stab my eyes out with a blunt fork.



How was that for a first try? Was it good?~~
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Old 2013-08-20, 08:41   Link #10483
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I stopped after the first sentence.

Endless "Freaks everywhere" Soul
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Old 2013-08-20, 08:52   Link #10484
Ascaloth
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If he thinks that's painful, wait til he sees what he's going to have to fork out for his medical bill.
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Old 2013-08-20, 09:05   Link #10485
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What's your point?

The poor man is in pain. No need to skewer his pride any further.
He should hav just gotten a hooker to spoon.
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Most of all, you have to be disciplined and you have to save, even if you hate our current financial system. Because if you don't save, then you're guaranteed to end up with nothing.
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Old 2013-08-20, 09:44   Link #10486
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He should hav just gotten a hooker to spoon.
Well, the sticking point is that he wouldn't have to use hard measures if he could stand the excitement in the first place.
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Old 2013-08-20, 09:48   Link #10487
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Well, the sticking point is that he wouldn't have to use hard measures if he could stand the excitement in the first place.
Well hav some respect for his man pride. A butter knife is still a knife; and knives are tough utensils.
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When three puppygirls named after pastries are on top of each other, it is called Eclair a'la menthe et Biscotti aux fraises avec beaucoup de Ricotta sur le dessus.
Most of all, you have to be disciplined and you have to save, even if you hate our current financial system. Because if you don't save, then you're guaranteed to end up with nothing.
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Old 2013-08-20, 10:22   Link #10488
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-Facepalm-

The stupid things people do to pleasure themselves.
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Old 2013-08-20, 10:34   Link #10489
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"It is apparent that the human mind is uninhibited let alone creative."
I approve of this statement.
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Old 2013-08-20, 13:29   Link #10490
Lord of Fire
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I find it remarkable enough that he got it in there in the first place.

So, is there a fork fetish yet? If not, than I'd say he just invented it.
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Old 2013-08-20, 21:24   Link #10491
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Phillies' top farm club announces funeral winner
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories...08-20-22-20-41

Widow who lost $280k home over $6 gets hearing
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories...08-19-15-59-45
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Old 2013-08-20, 21:30   Link #10492
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What the fork was that guy thinking? Even if he came to a fork in his path to find sexual pleasure, this was still too extreme.
(Sorry, this is the best I can do)
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Old 2013-08-22, 03:24   Link #10493
Irenicus
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What the fork was that guy thinking? Even if he came to a fork in his path to find sexual pleasure, this was still too extreme.
(Sorry, this is the best I can do)
While I'm not going to knife you over by saying something like "what a spork of a joke," I'm not going to spoon-feed you a lie either --

You don't have the chops for comedy, Dear Joker.
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Old 2013-08-22, 03:42   Link #10494
Ascaloth
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Damn, Irenicus, that was to the point.
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Old 2013-08-22, 03:59   Link #10495
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The utensils of comedy in action here folks.
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Old 2013-08-22, 04:00   Link #10496
Chaos2Frozen
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Some of us didn't survive the chopping board though.
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Old 2013-08-22, 04:04   Link #10497
Mr Hat and Clogs
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Well perhaps something can be recycled from the scraps.
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Old 2013-08-22, 04:07   Link #10498
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The silverware puns are starting to hurt almost as bad as the details of fork-in-penis news.
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Old 2013-08-22, 04:08   Link #10499
Mr Hat and Clogs
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Well I'm sure we can polish them off soon enough.
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Old 2013-08-22, 04:28   Link #10500
Chaos2Frozen
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The silverware puns are starting to hurt almost as bad as the details of fork-in-penis news.
Lol, forkin' penis... I see what you did there
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