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Old 2006-04-22, 07:18   Link #141
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http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/04/21/nail.gun.ap/index.html

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Doc's diagnosis: Nail gun caused headache

PORTLAND, Oregon (AP) -- An Oregon man who went to a hospital complaining of a headache was found to have 12 nails embedded in his skull from a suicide attempt with a nail gun, doctors say.
It's amazing how resilient the brain is sometimes.
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Old 2006-04-22, 20:05   Link #142
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Coolness!
It would really be great if we had festivals like that one over here as well
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Old 2006-04-25, 08:47   Link #143
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Coolness!
It would really be great if we had festivals like that one over here as well
AHHHH!!! That picture was sickening!!! "cough""cough" ----> Aoie_Emesai is now vomiting nonstop now. Lina Inverse shall be banish for posting such a insane picture.

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It's amazing how resilient the brain is sometimes.
He got lucky. Ya remember that urban legend about the man that prognosied with brain tumor and had like a couple weeks to live and he shot himself but then was taken to the hospital for an sucide attempt but he saved himself by destroying the tumor that was threatening his life???
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Old 2006-04-25, 15:39   Link #144
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Its true. A man, who spoke online to this girl found out that it was actually his mother.

Full story here:
http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/ne...414040002.html

It was kinda funny, see kids. This is what happens when you chat with people you dont know online.

Still this cracks me up.

i remember hearing a story like that before, but instead the guy was talking to some girl online, then found out it was actually his daughter O.o
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Old 2006-05-02, 08:57   Link #145
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Shotgun Wedding

This article from Dubai gives a whole new meaning to the term "shotgun wedding".

http://www.gulfnews.com/nation/Polic.../10037083.html


This couple were engaged and sitting together in their car.
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Old 2006-05-02, 11:28   Link #146
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This article from Dubai gives a whole new meaning to the term "shotgun wedding".

http://www.gulfnews.com/nation/Polic.../10037083.html


This couple were engaged and sitting together in their car.

WTF?! Im from Dubai... that's some scary shit. But over here Dubai police are the best cops around...

Anyway this is cool, an articifial black hole
http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0...312730,00.html
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Old 2006-05-02, 11:32   Link #147
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WTF?! Im from Dubai... that's some scary shit. But over here Dubai police are the best cops around...
Well this was in the newspaper on-line. Best cops around?????? Shooting at a couple cuddling in their car. I say they are!
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Old 2006-05-02, 11:42   Link #148
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[QUOTE=Itachikun]WTF?! Im from Dubai... that's some scary shit. [QUOTE]

Well we have had stories from that area about guys screwing camels and blow up dolls, so I guess when they get the real thing "bullets start flying"

Sorry about that, but just couldn't help it!
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Old 2006-05-11, 01:52   Link #149
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Philips Bodygroom: Pure Hilariousity

http://www.shaveeverywhere.com/index.html

I stumbled across this website with animation (Flash?) in which a bathrobe-clad guy explains all the merits of a new razor called the Bodygroom. Mentions of certain body parts were *bleeped* out of his dialogue, and the pictures of fruit and vegetables only add to the hilariousness of the product. I'm almost intrigued enough to buy one, but I don't think I can afford it.

Note: If this thread falls into the inappropriate advertising category, then I apologize in advance...but this was too funny to pass up for the moment.
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Old 2006-05-11, 02:03   Link #150
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Old 2006-05-12, 16:18   Link #151
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That razor ad is pretty funny, the actor has a great deadpan/cheesy delivery.


Buy the way if this was moved, shouldn't it really have been in the Flash-video or Laugh a day topics, it's not really a news story. I say this because I was going to post it in the laugh a day, and didn't find it there. But a search brought it up here.


Edit: I found this one tonight:

A South Korean man has been arrested on suspicion of breaking into a woman's apartment in Tokyo and robbing her of cash and a bank card, after tying her up and giving her several hours of shoulder massage, police said Friday.
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Old 2006-05-15, 17:00   Link #152
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Funniest thing I've seen all week.

But this is real! Read the article and watch the video. Check out the guys face.

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Old 2006-05-15, 22:09   Link #153
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As many of the writers to the newspaper said, "it was a classic" one that I am sure will be shown over and over again.
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Old 2006-05-16, 14:36   Link #154
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The Tomb of the a South American Slayers has been found

http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/science....ap/index.html

Tomb of a Female warrior is found in South America. Anyone else remeber the Mummy form 2nd season of Buffy

Hope this mummy doesn't raise and suck the life force form of the archologist
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Old 2006-05-19, 17:10   Link #155
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Old 2006-05-19, 19:37   Link #156
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I like how they are not identifying him other than his first name.

But they have a picture of his house, himself, and his house number, they name his town, and 2 of his neighbors. Nah...I don't think anybody around him will figure out who he is.
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Old 2006-05-23, 22:05   Link #157
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Not really "news", but a blog entry that just gave me the hebe-jeebies. Check out the pictures. Yikes!

So I nearly got killed today...
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My neighbor accidentally put a .44 Magnum round though my wall. It missed my head by three inches. It started in his bathroom, went through the mirror, went through the closet on the other side, blew through that closet door, traveled across his hallway, blew through our common wall, richocheted upward off my computer desk, and lodged in the doorframe.
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Old 2006-05-26, 04:12   Link #158
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http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?se...rre&id=4194237

I wish I could do that to my friends...
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Old 2006-05-26, 12:27   Link #159
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http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?se...rre&id=4194237

I wish I could do that to my friends...
Why? Then you will never know what they will do in return
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Old 2006-05-29, 07:23   Link #160
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Justice, internet-style...really hilarious!

Lesson for this poor bi-pervert:
1. always nuke your HD before selling the laptop
2. don't piss off a knowledgeable blogger, ever!

http://www.amirtofangsazan.blogspot.com/
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