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Old 2008-08-12, 09:06   Link #521
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Kenpachi: There is no spoon... There is no spoon... There is no spoon !!!
Yachiru: Free your mind ! Then you'll see ! Then you'll Bankai !
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Old 2008-08-12, 09:31   Link #522
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Yachiru: If this mother f*cker does not get up out of ma grill I'm bout to pop a cap in his head!
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Old 2008-08-12, 10:51   Link #523
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Tatsuki: Orhime I love you
Or vise versa XP
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Old 2008-08-12, 11:59   Link #524
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Old 2008-08-15, 04:30   Link #525
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Orihime: "Destroy. Destroy. Destroy. Slowly, completely, gently beyond comparison, cruelly to the point of numbness, I'll violate your life. That's right. The instant I tear off your limbs, rip open your chest and pull out your intestines, biting into your neck as you ask for mercy, chewing through your eyes and spreading your brains on the ground like butter!"

Rukia: Ichigo why did someone ask me why did the chicken cross the road?
Ichigo explains 'why did the chicken cross the road jokes'
- Some time later -
Rukia: Why did the baby cross the road?
Ichigo: Why?
Rukia: Because it was stapled to the chicken.
Ichigo:
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Old 2008-08-15, 20:18   Link #526
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Ulquiorra: So, Kurosaki Ichigo, what makes you think you represent a threat to me?
What makes you believe you can even slightly harm me this time?
Ichigo: eto... I REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY want to! *grizzling like a child*
Ulqiorra: *speechless*
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Old 2008-08-15, 22:44   Link #527
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Aizen: I'm thinking of changing my name to Superman. No wait... Captain Superman.
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Old 2008-08-16, 22:26   Link #528
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Old 2008-08-17, 05:33   Link #529
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Ichigo: Mr. Ishida would mind telling the court in your own words what happened on October, the sixth.
Ishida: [Starts crying] I did it! I did it Ichigo! I'm sorry man. I did it - it was an accident! I didn't mean it. I... dropped the screw... in the tuna! I dropped the screw in the tuna! It was me. Oh the humanity. I dropped the screw in the tuna! I didn't mean it, please don't take me to jail. I dropped the screw in the tuna! We're still boys right? We're still boys right? I love you man. I dropped the screw in the tuna!
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Old 2008-08-17, 05:57   Link #530
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Imagine an alternative dialogue exchange between Ichigo and Byakuya in episode 58, in a more adult tone...

Ichigo: I'll show you my bankai if you show me yours
Byakuya: *Shows bankai*
Ichigo: Now I get to show you my bankai! *Shows bankai*
Byakuya: *Looks bewildered* It's so small! With a bankai like that, you're not even sponge-worthy.
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Old 2008-08-17, 08:27   Link #531
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Yachiru: *cuts down Byakuya's cherry blossom tree to make a tree house* Bya-chan look at my tree house!
Byakuya: Yachiru you have gone too far! BANKAI!!!!
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Old 2008-08-18, 17:29   Link #532
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Byakuya: FUGLY FUGLY FUGLY FUGLY EYEBROWS, funky eyebrows!
Renji: well, your clips are FUGLIER, fuglier. *pouts*
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Old 2008-08-19, 13:21   Link #533
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Aizen:"Once you are trapped in Kyouka Sougetsu's "Complete Hypnosis". There is no escape!
Wooh hoo! Woo hoo!
I will be the will be standing in the heavens,because I am... *Exaggerated Pose"
I am... the only one who is stylish enough to do it. Black and White never looks better

*Gyrating cheeks*
Ichigo-kun you should forget Rukia-chan....You can even sit on my throne.

*Wink Wink"

Ichigo: F-ck that! That IS NOT in my Contract! I am soooooo outta here...

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Old 2008-08-19, 13:36   Link #534
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Aizen: Oh sh*t! It's the Captains and VCs...there is only one way to get out of this...Tousen assume the position!
Tousen: *kneels down*
Yama-ji: OMG! I CAN'T UNSEE IT!!!!! Take TEH KINGS KEY JUST STOP!
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Old 2008-08-23, 03:58   Link #535
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How Tousen Went Blind
Gin: Dude you've got to try this. This is some serious s***.
Tousen: Ooooh... wait! What happened to my eyesight!? I can't see!
Aizen: Now remember kids, stay in school and stay off drugs.
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Old 2008-09-07, 01:47   Link #536
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Hinamori: This is the best day of my life!! Weeee, life is beautifull!
This may ALSO apply to Ulquiorra. Just throwing that out there, lmao.

Kisuke Urahara: Im...too sexy for my hat...

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Old 2008-09-07, 01:49   Link #537
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That gif tempts me so very deeply to use it as an Avatar.
I totally f'kin agree!!! Xl so hard not to do...lol
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Old 2008-09-11, 02:19   Link #538
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Ichigo: "Innocence Activate"
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Old 2008-09-11, 06:14   Link #539
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Hitsugaya: Gin! It's you!
Gin: Hey, Toushi-chan, how is Momo-chan lately? Still alive?
Aizen: Oh? I didn't know you were familiar with my little Momo?
Gin: Heh, we had a little run in...
Hitsugaya: *grinding teeth* You bas... *interupted*
Aizen: Ah, good ol' submissive little Momo... she was a beast in the sack you know
Gin: *big smile*
Hitsugaya: *grinding teeth* Uhnnnn! Temera! I'll... *interupted*
Aizen: Btw Gin, didn't you have something going on with Matsumoto-san?
Gin: Yeah, I showed her my shinsou a few times... *big smile*
Aizen: Oh?
Hitsugaya: RANGIKU AND MOMO ARE MY FRIEEEENDS!
Aizen & Gin: All your bitch are belong to us!
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Old 2008-09-11, 08:24   Link #540
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ichigo: Right stuff it i have had enough of this hero complex
everyone face impending danger by themselves!!
dont call me until kubo devotes another spread with me underaged drinking again
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