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Old 2008-10-03, 13:38   Link #581
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Seriously that's a first?

Rukia: Ichigo?
Ichigo...it's not Ichigo it's Katsura.
Yeah, I think it's pretty good! He hasn't lost yet, has he? And he did own that filler-guy! Compared to Renji who just majorly fails in almost every single battle... Wabisuke ain't that bad
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Old 2008-10-03, 13:49   Link #582
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Ichigo: Why do you always have your hands in your pockets!?
Ulquiorra: To control my urges.
Ichigo: Huh!
Ulquiorra: lol j/k draw.
Ichigo: What?
Ulquiorra: As in take out your gun.
Ichigo: I only have a sword.
Ulquiorra: In Mexico we use guns.
Ichigo: But this is Hueco Mundo!
Ulquiorra: What's the difference?
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Old 2008-10-04, 13:58   Link #583
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Old 2008-10-04, 15:35   Link #584
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Ichigo: *garganta takes him to a Hueco Mundo Taco Bell* ULQUIORRA IS THAT YOU?!
Ulquiorra: Ichigo? What are you doing here?!
Ichigo: Looking for Orihime, you seen her?
Ulquiorra: Sorry, Aizen said I can't tell you anything unless you place an order
Ichigo: Fine I'll have a large taco
Ulquiorra: Would you like a drink with that?
Ichigo: Yes
Ulquiorra: What drink?
Ichigo: Can we just fight and get this over with?
Ulquiorra: YES! GOD YES!!
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Old 2008-10-04, 15:55   Link #585
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Old 2008-10-07, 02:00   Link #586
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Byakuya: BANKAI Senbonzakura Kageyoshi
Ichigo: Ooh... pretty.

Byakuya: BANKAI Senbonzakura Kageyoshi
Ichigo: You call that a Bankai? Now this is a Bankai...
Byakuya: That's not a Bankai, that's a spoon.
Ichigo: Oh, I see you've played Bankai-spooney before.
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Old 2008-10-07, 02:51   Link #587
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Kon: I hate boobies. YUCK!

Ulquiorra: *smiles*

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Tousen: Ahhh what a beautiful day. So sunny...
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Old 2008-10-07, 15:19   Link #588
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Old 2008-10-07, 18:01   Link #589
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Ichigo : I am a Ghostbuster and NOT A Shinigami
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Old 2008-10-08, 06:15   Link #590
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Ichigo : I am a Ghostbuster and NOT A Shinigami
Ishida: Damn straight.... ♫♪ If there's something strange in the neighbour hood, who ya gonna calll? ♫♪
Orihime: Ghostbusters!
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Old 2008-10-08, 14:06   Link #591
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Old 2008-10-08, 14:26   Link #592
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Ichigo: (After the end of episode 189) Whoa, that was a really bad dream I just had!
Orihime: No, it wasn't a dream!
Ichigo: Than what happened?!
Grimmjow: I spiked you before we had our little fight, hoping it would give me the advantage, but it didn't work out...
Nnoritra: Now it's my turn to fight Ichigo!
Ichigo: Wait, this is a nightmare too, right?!
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Old 2008-10-08, 19:01   Link #593
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Take advantage of our special offers NOW! With every pair of Rose Tinted Glasses® earn the chance to win a FREE! one-year subscription to Marechiyo Doujin Monthly™! With two pairs receive the Limited Edition UraharaxYoruichi Rose Tinted Glasses® (hurry while stocks last!). Finally, with every family set of Rose Tinted Glasses®, earn the chance to win an all-expenses-paid family trip to Hueco Mundo!

It's Crrrraaazy Uraharaaa!!!

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Old 2008-10-09, 01:40   Link #594
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Ichigo: *garganta takes him to a Hueco Mundo Taco Bell* ULQUIORRA IS THAT YOU?!
Ulquiorra: Ichigo? What are you doing here?!
Ichigo: Looking for Orihime, you seen her?
Ulquiorra: Sorry, Aizen said I can't tell you anything unless you place an order
Ichigo: Fine I'll have a large taco
Ulquiorra: Would you like a drink with that?
Ichigo: Yes
Ulquiorra: What drink?
Ichigo: Can we just fight and get this over with?
Ulquiorra: YES! GOD YES!!
what makes this even more funny to me...my friends couldn't pronounce Hueco Mundo...after like a couple minutes I told them "you know what? they went to Taco Bell."
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Old 2008-10-09, 05:09   Link #595
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Marechiyo Ōmaeda: Does this Shinigami uniform make me look fat?
Soi Fon: No it doesn't. The fact that you're fat makes you look fat. That uniform just makes you look black.

Ichigo: BANKAI! Dramatic Look Gopher
GJ: Ughh! Bastard, you got me.

Byakuya's after being defeated in a fight: Tell Rukia I... I said hi.

What Yoruichi does on her day off
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Old 2008-10-10, 14:03   Link #596
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Omaeda: You guys will take me seriously after you see my bankai....I'll have it supersized (release command) Gegetsuburi...BANKAI!
-smoke clears-
Soi Fon: Is that a chicken MacSandwhich with spikes sticking out
Omaeda: Nooo....it's a big mac...
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Old 2008-10-11, 03:22   Link #597
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Ishida: LEAVE HER ALONE! You're lucky she even performed for you, bastards! LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! She's a human being. Please... *sob*

Tousen: ♫♪ Chocolate Rain. History quickly crashing through your veins. Chocolate Rain [I move away from the mic to breathe in] ♫♪

Aizen: Now for my master plan to come to fruition. I'll take a potato chip... and eat it!

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Omaeda: You guys will take me seriously after you see my bankai....I'll have it supersized (release command) Gegetsuburi...BANKAI!
-smoke clears-
Soi Fon: Is that a chicken MacSandwhich with spikes sticking out
Omaeda: Exactly. Awesome, huh?
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Old 2008-10-13, 12:16   Link #598
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Omaeda: From now on I am only eating Weight Watchers and Subway!
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Old 2008-10-13, 14:10   Link #599
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Omaeda: I am going on a diet I swear it!
SoiFon: What does your diet consist of?
Omaeda: 5 big macs and 5 portions of large chips
SoiFon: Wow you are cutting back, big time....

Omaeda: CRUSH GEGETSUB-*heart attack* I can't feel my left side....*drops*
SoiFon: Remember kids if you don't exercise and eat well then that could happen to...YOU...Public Service Annoucements...The more you know
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Old 2008-10-14, 01:34   Link #600
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Ichimaru: It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
Aizen: Gin, who are you talking to?
Ichimaru: No one.

Breakfast at the Kurosakis
[Toast pops out of the toaster]
Ichigo: Ah, Hollow! Getsuga Tenshō!!!
Rukia: Um Ichigo, isn't that just toast?
Ichigo: This time it was toast, Rukia. This time...

The next morning
[Isshin walks into the room]
Isshin: Good morning.
Rukia: Um Ichigo, what is your father wearing?
Ichigo: Dammit Dad, not again. How many times do I have to say it. You are just a normal doctor... you are not Dr. McNinja
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