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Old 2008-10-14, 01:43   Link #601
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Yamamoto and Ichigo having a conversation.

Ichigo: So, you're pretty old, huh?
Yamamoto: ...
Ichigo: Doesn't it get boring? I mean, sleep, eat, fight, wash rinse repeat? What else is there to do in Soul Society?
Yamamoto: ...
Ichigo: Wait, do you even fight?
Yamamoto: ...
Ichigo (scoots closer and looks about furtively): Ok, now for the real question: What do you do about women? I mean, you have to want to ...do things...every once in a while, right?
Yamamoto: Kurotsuchi made me a doll.
Ichigo: O_O
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Old 2008-10-15, 03:42   Link #602
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Yoruichi: So Ichigo, I'm going to teach you how to get a Bankai.
Ichigo: Silly kittie, Bankais are for kids. I have this instead.
Yoruichi: What's that?
Ichigo: It's an IMI large caliber gas-operated semi-automatic Mark VII Dessert Eagle .44 Magnum.
Yoruichi:
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Old 2008-10-17, 17:48   Link #603
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Yuzu: My life is actually important in Bleach
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Old 2008-10-18, 03:54   Link #604
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Yoruichi: So Ichigo, I'm going to teach you how to get a Bankai.
Ichigo: Silly kittie, Bankais are for kids. I have this instead.
Yoruichi: What's that?
Ichigo: It's an IMI large caliber gas-operated semi-automatic Mark VII Dessert Eagle .44 Magnum.
Yoruichi:
Ichigo: This is the Magnum .44, the most powerful gun in the world. Do you feel lucky, shinigami?
Byakuya: O_o
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Old 2008-10-18, 05:22   Link #605
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Ichigo: This is the Magnum .44, the most powerful gun in the world. Do you feel lucky, shinigami?
Byakuya: O_o
The .44 Magnum isn't a gun. Just saying
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Old 2008-10-18, 08:34   Link #606
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*Rukia & company in Seireitei during Soul Society arc*

Rukia: I'm not a witch I'm not a witch!
Yamamoto: But you are dressed as one.
Rukia: They dressed me up like this!
Crowd: No we didn't!
Rukia: And this isn't my nose, it's a false one.
Yamamoto: *lifts up false nose* Well...?
Ichimaru: Well, we did do the nose.
Yamamoto: The nose?
Ichimaru: ...and the hat, but she is a witch!
Crowd: Yeah! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her!
Yamamoto: Did you dress her up like this?
Ichimaru: No!
Aizen: No!
Tousen, Aizen: No!
Tousen: No!
Ichimaru: No!
Tousen, Aizen: No!
Ichimaru: Yes.
Aizen: Yes.
Ichimaru: Yeah a bit.
Tousen: A bit.
Ichimaru, Aizen: A bit!
Aizen: A bit.
Ichimaru: But she has got a wart!
Random Shinigami in Crowd: *cough, cough*
lol, you got that from the monty python quest for the holy grail xD
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Old 2008-10-19, 16:52   Link #607
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Ulquiorra: Ichigo you must be wondering did I fire 5 balas or 10...
Ichigo: How many did you fire?
Ulquiorra: 3
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Old 2008-10-19, 19:12   Link #608
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Tatsuki: Orihime wear this outfit, you'll look so sexy!
Orihime: but i can't possibly...
Rukia: Yeah, dont force her to wear such a scandalous, demoralizing, trashy outfit to win ichigo's heart. That's a cheap tactic!
Orihime: she's right!
Tatsuki: bBut ichigo will start to notice you more Orihime, isn't that what you want? Besides whenever you put this bra on you jiggle like jelly. Ichigo loves that!...Don't you want to impress him?
Orihime: Yes, but well not like that!
Ichigo: Actually Orihime, if you want to get my attention. You have to wear nothing.
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Old 2008-10-20, 01:23   Link #609
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Kon: Oh, so that cat Yoruichi was actually a woman. I should've known. She didn't like me. Girls... never... like me.
Ichigo: Kon, I don't think anyone likes you.
Kon: I like me

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Tatsuki: Orihime wear this outfit, you'll look so sexy!
Orihime: but i can't possibly...
Rukia: Yeah, dont force her to wear such a scandalous, demoralizing, trashy outfit to win ichigo's heart. That's a cheap tactic!
Orihime: she's right!
Tatsuki: bBut ichigo will start to notice you more Orihime, isn't that what you want? Besides whenever you put this bra on you jiggle like jelly. Ichigo loves that!...Don't you want to impress him?
Orihime: Yes, but well not like that!
Ichigo: Actually Orihime, if you want to get my attention. You have to wear nothing.

Ichigo: Actually Orihime, if you want to get my attention. You have to wear nothing. Or get captured by Aizen. Either way.
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Old 2008-10-20, 06:34   Link #610
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Unohana - let him die

Mayuri - pfft science, magic is where it's at
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Old 2008-10-20, 08:34   Link #611
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The .44 Magnum isn't a gun. Just saying
no prob, it's a quote from resident evil 2 game xD
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Old 2008-10-20, 11:12   Link #612
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Ichigo: (in a McDonalds uniform) Would you like fries with that?
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Old 2008-10-20, 11:58   Link #613
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Old 2008-10-20, 21:05   Link #614
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no prob, it's a quote from resident evil 2 game xD
That must have been a Dirty Harry reference.
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Old 2008-10-22, 21:01   Link #615
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Aizen: I hate tea! Give me some beer!
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Old 2008-10-23, 02:31   Link #616
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Old 2008-10-23, 11:18   Link #617
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Orihime: Screw waiting for Ichigo *tears of sleaves and 1/2 of her HM dress* I dare you to come against someone who can reject your birth from reality
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Old 2008-10-25, 04:27   Link #618
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Ichimaru: It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

Breakfast at the Kurosakis

Ichigo: This time it was toast, Rukia. This time...
This especially made laugh out loud "This time it was toast, Rukia. This time..."


Ishida: Form feet and legs...
Chad...Forms arms and body...
Ichigo: And...I'll form...I form...uh...I'll form...
Rukia: Dumb ass it's the head!
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Old 2008-10-25, 06:14   Link #619
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Ishida: We have surpassed Quincey and Shinigami power, isn't that right Ichigo?
Ichigo: That's right Uryuu.
Ishida & Ichigo: Wonder Twin Powers Activate!
Ishida: Shape of an eagle.
Ichigo: Form of water.

Yamamoto: How can I be this freakin' powerful and still need Viagra?
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Old 2008-10-25, 07:13   Link #620
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Breakfast at the Kurosakis
[Toast pops out of the toaster]
Ichigo: Ah, Hollow! Getsuga Tenshō!!!
Rukia: Um Ichigo, isn't that just toast?
Ichigo: This time it was toast, Rukia. This time...
haha, loved it.
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