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Old 2006-01-15, 05:52   Link #61
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Inoue: I´m going to eat Ramen Noodles today

Her taste in food scares me.
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Old 2006-01-17, 11:35   Link #62
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Ichigo: OH NO! Ive ran out of blood!
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Old 2006-01-17, 11:50   Link #63
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Kenpachi: dun fight guys, everything can sit down and talk about it...i hate bloods
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Old 2006-01-18, 18:33   Link #64
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Ichigo: I need healing...
Yoruichi: Sorry, feral specced
lol. you play too much WoW
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Old 2006-01-19, 03:28   Link #65
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Hitsugaya:Who dares to call me a bean !
Soi Fong:Tell me where is Joshua!?
Ichigo:AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I get it...

1) VA for Ed Elric
2) VA for Rosette Christopher
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Old 2006-01-19, 18:18   Link #66
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Yoruichi: *hack* *hack* *cough* *hack* *cough*
Ichigo: Yoruichi...san?
Yoruichi: *hack* Sorry. Hairball.
Everyone:
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Old 2006-01-22, 01:52   Link #67
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Ikakku: *does action pose* HOoooooooOOOooo! *forehead sparkles*

Kenpachi: ...turtle wax?

Ikakku: Ya!

Kenpachi: *walks over to Ikakku, rubs his hands over his head, and waxes his hair in pointy angles* Time to ride!

Ikakku: ...
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Old 2006-01-24, 12:05   Link #68
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Renji: You're better than me Ichigo

Ichigo: You're better than me Renji
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Chad: I LOVE FIGHTING LETS FIGHT
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Hitsugaya: My office is officially your bedroom Matsumoto!
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Old 2006-01-24, 18:24   Link #69
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Hitsugaya: Gin, go away, you smell like cow dung.

Gin: Clever! My ass and your lips should meet!*exits*

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Ichigo: Hey, why are you so down Ishida? It's your birthday! Want me to order you a clown?

Ishida: *shudders* A clown hurt me once.

Mayuri: *out of nowhere* ...IT'S A FACEMASK... A FACEMASK YOU PEON!

Ichigo: Whatever you say Bozo.
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Rukia: Hey, how's Renji's injuries?

Ichigo: He was up all night with a high fever, cramping and crying.

Renji: Dude!

Ichigo: Oh, my fault. Not crying, punching the wall all manly and angry like, you know what I mean?

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My original joke

Ichigo: *imitating Byakuya* Ban Kai. *throws a fistful of sakura petals at Byakuya's face*

Byakuya: ...

Renji: HAHAHAHA!!!

Byakuya: Monkey boy, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't "See ya" then the third word will be "Oh-my-god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch."

Renji: See ya.

Ichigo: ZING!

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if people can guess my inspiration for some of these, the funnier it'll be too. Not that all of my jokes are rips either.
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Old 2006-01-24, 19:16   Link #70
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bedlam
My original joke

Ichigo: *imitating Byakuya* Ban Kai. *throws a fistful of sakura petals at Byakuya's face*

Byakuya: ...

Renji: HAHAHAHA!!!

Byakuya: Monkey boy, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't "See ya" then the third word will be "Oh-my-god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch."

Renji: See ya.

Ichigo: ZING!
Ichigo: *imitating Byakuya* Ban Kai. *throws a fistful of sakura petals at Byakuya's face*

Byakuya: ...

Renji: HAHAHAHA!!!

Byakuya: Monkey boy, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't "See ya" then the third word will be "Oh-my-god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch."

Renji: That's more than t... OH-my-god!...

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Kurosaki Isshin: Ichigo, it looks like u have a problem, want to talk about it?

Kurosaki Ichigo: Oh Dad *starts crying*

Kurosaki Isshin: It's alright *pats Ichigo's head* Daddy's here...

Kurosaki Karin: Dad, can u come here for a moment?

Kurosaki Ichigo: *still crying*

Kurosaki Isshin: Can u see Ichigo needs me more?

(came out of nowhere)
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Old 2006-01-29, 21:36   Link #71
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Hanatarou :: "BANKAI!!"
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Old 2006-01-29, 23:26   Link #72
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Hanataro :: Screw you guys, I'm going home.
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Old 2006-01-30, 00:33   Link #73
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Tousen.- Did you see Naruto last night episode?
Byakuya.- Yes, and i like it.

Renji.- oh no!, Ichigo is bleeding again!
Kenpachi.- dont worry, ill go find Unohana, brb.

Tousen.- Komamura's true face is a what????

Shiryu (form saint seiya).- And now Ichigo, Ill teach you the art of losing blood without dying.
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Old 2006-01-30, 09:04   Link #74
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Touson- Pardon, I didnt quite hear you. What?!, Your saying that Iam not azn. Iam black?! Oh $h#t son. Dats off da chain.
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Unohana- Iam going on vacation now See you guys later.
*two episodes later with blood everywhere and dead bodies*
Unohana- Where is everyone?
*suddenly she senses a godly reistsu she never felt before*
Hanatarou- They are gone. *Holding a huge bloody blade*
Unohana- What do you mean gone?
Hanatarou- They are dead. I killed them. Everyone is dead. After you left there was nobody to protect our division nor revive others. It was just a bloody massacre. Why did you leave us? Do You know the pain and suffering you have caused me.
My mind became unstable after I saw my friends get slaughtered. Then I just....snaped. I lost some memory of the event. I just remember the voices of the countless shinigami I killed. Even the hallows,women, and children. All I can remember is 'no stop' and 'help me'. The sound blood gushing from their bodies. The heads rolling on the ground. Even if they did nothing wrong begging for their lives, I still killed them. It was like music to my hears. The sword piercing through flesh and bones. *chuckles* You know what? ........ It was.... fun. * Hanatarou Licks the blood off the sword and smiles* Wanna join me.

Unohana- *wakes up from dream drenched in cold sweat*
Hanatarou- Good Morning Unohana are you ready for your vacation. You need time to relax. Don't worry everything will be fine. I will take care of everything.
Unohana *Pukes* I feel sick.
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Old 2006-01-30, 10:36   Link #75
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Aizen: Guess who's back!
Back Again!
Aizen's Back!
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Old 2006-01-31, 17:03   Link #76
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Uh....here's just a little quicky...

Rukia: Condition Red Issued! Condition Red Issued!

Heh heh.....yeah it wasn't that funny...
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Old 2006-02-01, 05:10   Link #77
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Ichigo: Why is the Hollow's world called Hueco Mundo? ...and why is it spanish?

Ishida: ...Er, uh... well...maybe Hueco Mundo's entrance lies in Mexico!

Chad: ...racists.
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Old 2006-02-01, 19:29   Link #78
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Chad.- el hollow's world esta en México, los mas lejos posible de U.S.A.
Ishida.- why?
Chad.- mm.. er... perhaps americans stinks so much that the hollows had to move.
Ichigo- racists....
Ishida.- so desu ka....
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Old 2006-02-01, 22:23   Link #79
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Rinrin: "No, that wasn't very funny. I'm not going to laugh."
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Old 2006-02-01, 23:24   Link #80
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Chad.- el hollow's world esta en México, los mas lejos posible de U.S.A.
Ishida.- why?
Chad.- mm.. er... perhaps americans stinks so much that the hollows had to move.
Ichigo- racists....
Ishida.- so desu ka....
Was anyone in this anime American?
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