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Old 2009-01-18, 03:48   Link #841
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Ichigo: I have a cunning plan.
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Destroy. Destroy. Destroy. Slowly, completely, gently beyond comparison, cruelly to the point of numbness, I'll violate your life. That's right. The instant I rip off your limbs, tear open your rib and pull out your intestines, biting into your neck as you scream in agony, chewing through your eyes as I ignore your pleas for mercy and spreading your brains on the ground like butter! I am sane, well more or less

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Old 2009-01-18, 16:03   Link #842
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Grimmjow: I'll take a Hollow... AND EAT IT!

damn cookie monster XD
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Old 2009-01-18, 16:11   Link #843
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Nnoitra: Girls are so much better than guys....
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Old 2009-01-22, 04:13   Link #844
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Kenpachi: Hasta la vista, baby!
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Old 2009-01-22, 04:53   Link #845
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Yammy: happy birthday ulquiorra, SURPRIIIISE!
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Old 2009-01-22, 10:12   Link #846
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Grandpa Ulquiorra to kids: I can regenerate one of my eyes in 60 seconds.
Kids: Wow! Cool! Let me see! Let me see!
Ulquiorra takes his eye out, after 60 seconds opens his pupils.
Kids: Wow! Cool! You have another eye in there!
Ulquiorra: See?
Kids: What else can you regenerate? Can you regenerate your arm?
Ulquiorra: Whell, uhnm….
Kids: [looking disappointed] Oh, you can’t…..
Ulquiorra: Sure I can! [Cuts his arm and gives it to the kids]
Kids: Cool! He cut his arm! Let’s go play with it!
Ulquiorra: Orihime dear!
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Old 2009-01-22, 12:11   Link #847
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Ichigo: Whaddya mean you can't come to Yuzu's party
Clown: I'm booked
Ichigo: I told her I would get her a clown!
Clown: I told you booked get another! *hangs up*
Ichigo: *dials phone* Ulquiorra I bet you are such a p*ssy you can't win in a fight against me in the human world, at my house at the front door in a clown outfit at 12.00pm
Ulquiorra: O RLY?
Ichigo: YA RLY! *hangs up*
-later at 12 the doorbell rings-
Ichigo: Here is Ulquiorra the clown! *opens front door*
Kids: YAY
Ulquiorra: I'm sorry kids can Ichigo come out to die?!
Kids: Will you make balloon animals
Ulquiorra:....Fine.....
Kids: OKAY!
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Old 2009-01-22, 12:24   Link #848
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Ichigo: I need to think of a plan.

Aizen: This was so not in my plan.

Kenpachi (at least for now): BANKAI!
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Old 2009-01-22, 14:34   Link #849
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Ulquiorra: I'm so happy!!!!! Life is wonderful!!!!! I'm NOT Emo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 2009-01-22, 15:23   Link #850
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Zommari: are you so arrogant you won't admit defeat?
Byakuya:I only have pride, you are the arrogant one here.
Zommari:that fake pride is definitely arrogance!
Byakuya:what about your arrogant little trick to use Rukia to kill that arrogant 7th seat in such an arrogant way?
Zommari:uh...whatevuh!
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Old 2009-01-22, 22:13   Link #851
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Kon- CHASTITY!!!!
Ichigo- Beilive It! (I'm sure you guys will get it)
Kenpachi- I surreder to Orihime
Renji- Silly Byakuya, Bankai is for Kids!
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Old 2009-01-23, 01:40   Link #852
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Kenpachi: BANKAI!!!!
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Old 2009-01-23, 16:43   Link #853
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Yammy: WHERES MA KOOL AID?!
Chad: THAT WAS YOURS?!
Yammy: RRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 2009-01-23, 17:21   Link #854
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Nnoitra: Girls are so much better than guys....
Nnoitra: My hatred of women stems from my love of men...
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Old 2009-01-23, 17:31   Link #855
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for some reason, i think Kenpachi has tried to say "Bankai," but failed...

Orihime: Leave Ichigo, just leave.
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Old 2009-01-24, 11:58   Link #856
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Byakuya: Nobles suck!

Soifon: I ugly....

Gin: ::frown::

Orihime: F*** you, Ichigo-chan!

TheL: I hate Soifon.
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Old 2009-01-24, 16:57   Link #857
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Ichigo: Screw the rules. I have orange hair.

Gin: Team Ichigo... Come out and play-ay.

Ichigo: Okay, now that I have achieved bankai, how do I activate it.
Yoruichi: First shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then callest out 'Bankai' and thy foe, who being naughty in thy sight, shall snuff it.
Ichigo: Okay got it:
Sometime later
Byakuya: Your a thousand years to early to be speaking of Bankai, boy.
Ichigo: Well watch this. ONE! TWO! FIVE!
Yoruich: (shouting from afar) 'Three,' Ichigo
Ichigo: THREE! Bankai!
"Yoruich: (shouting from afar) 'Three,' Ichigo" LMAO!
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Old 2009-01-24, 21:44   Link #858
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Chad: OH SNAP BOOMER!
Yammy: BOOM BOOM! *blows of Chad's arm*
Ichigo: I got him! *uses getsuga tenshou*

Random GoW reference
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Old 2009-01-25, 00:10   Link #859
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Tosen ; I hate Justice, justice is suck!
Aizen&Gin : Is something happened to your head and Brain?
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Old 2009-01-25, 19:06   Link #860
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Tosen: MARCO!
Kenpachi: Polo!*Tosen stabs* damnit, stab then answer...
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