|2009-01-22, 10:12||Link #846|
Join Date: Jun 2008
Grandpa Ulquiorra to kids: I can regenerate one of my eyes in 60 seconds.
Kids: Wow! Cool! Let me see! Let me see!
Ulquiorra takes his eye out, after 60 seconds opens his pupils.
Kids: Wow! Cool! You have another eye in there!
Kids: What else can you regenerate? Can you regenerate your arm?
Ulquiorra: Whell, uhnm….
Kids: [looking disappointed] Oh, you can’t…..
Ulquiorra: Sure I can! [Cuts his arm and gives it to the kids]
Kids: Cool! He cut his arm! Let’s go play with it!
Ulquiorra: Orihime dear!
|2009-01-22, 12:11||Link #847|
Member of DOLLARS
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: In the magical land of Moonswell pass
Ichigo: Whaddya mean you can't come to Yuzu's party
Clown: I'm booked
Ichigo: I told her I would get her a clown!
Clown: I told you booked get another! *hangs up*
Ichigo: *dials phone* Ulquiorra I bet you are such a p*ssy you can't win in a fight against me in the human world, at my house at the front door in a clown outfit at 12.00pm
Ulquiorra: O RLY?
Ichigo: YA RLY! *hangs up*
-later at 12 the doorbell rings-
Ichigo: Here is Ulquiorra the clown! *opens front door*
Ulquiorra: I'm sorry kids can Ichigo come out to die?!
Kids: Will you make balloon animals
|2009-01-22, 15:23||Link #850|
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Athens (GMT+2)
Zommari: are you so arrogant you won't admit defeat?
Byakuya:I only have pride, you are the arrogant one here.
Zommari:that fake pride is definitely arrogance!
Byakuya:what about your arrogant little trick to use Rukia to kill that arrogant 7th seat in such an arrogant way?
|2009-01-24, 16:57||Link #857|
Fanboy smitten by Miharu
Join Date: Aug 2008