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Old 2011-05-09, 16:17   Link #8741
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In my opinion the food comes first, during the nice dinner out (or home-cooked) and the sex comes after. Bad things can happen when you put sugar and vagina in close proximity... namely, yeast infections. And that's so not sexy.

The food and the booze is to get the mood started. It should stay out of the bedroom and off the naked bodies. Besides, what a hell of a mess to clean up that would be!

Ideas like this should stay in cheap porno flicks, as they rarely work out well in reality. I seem to recall a very unpleasant experience with candle wax... epic fail, indeed. These things sound sexier than they actually are in practice.
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Old 2011-05-09, 16:28   Link #8742
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In my opinion the food comes first, during the nice dinner out (or home-cooked) and the sex comes after. Bad things can happen when you put sugar and vagina in close proximity... namely, yeast infections. And that's so not sexy.
That is why you don't do anything below the navel


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The food and the booze is to get the mood started. It should stay out of the bedroom and off the naked bodies. Besides, what a hell of a mess to clean up that would be!
Wait, doesn't the act itself also leave a mess?
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Old 2011-05-09, 17:02   Link #8743
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I'm afraid to ask: any suggestions?
I'm afraid to suggest anything beyond navel shots of whatever you drink :P I guess my favourite would be eating grilled meat off of a girl, but it's practically impossible unless it's someplace reeeally hot and she's got a strong sunblock on...or something.
Wouldn't fruit and sweets leave you all sticky btw?
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Old 2011-05-09, 17:42   Link #8744
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Wait, doesn't the act itself also leave a mess?
Not really. Wipes up with a small towel pretty easily. Sticky food and such would require new sheets plus showers for each of us!

Plus it's just corny/stupid/cheesy/pointless/etc. Both of us have pretty like minds when it comes to sex--neither of us beat around the bush and we both like to get to the good part!

Hours-long foreplay and porno-style sensual acts would just be boring/annoying/make us impatient.
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Old 2011-05-09, 19:14   Link #8745
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Wouldn't fruit and sweets leave you all sticky btw?
Yes, unless you lick everything up


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Not really. Wipes up with a small towel pretty easily. Sticky food and such would require new sheets plus showers for each of us!
You need to lick each other more.


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Plus it's just corny/stupid/cheesy/pointless/etc. Both of us have pretty like minds when it comes to sex--neither of us beat around the bush and we both like to get to the good part!

Hours-long foreplay and porno-style sensual acts would just be boring/annoying/make us impatient.
Your girlfriend must have a very active body.... I mean, it normally does take some time for us to fire up.
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Old 2011-05-09, 19:35   Link #8746
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All I will say is this: "freaky eggplant sex."
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Old 2011-05-09, 19:35   Link #8747
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Surprisingly she doesn't--she's actually got a few physical disabilities... fibromyalgia and sciatic nerve trouble... but she forgets all of that and ignores the pain when it's time to get busy.
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Old 2011-05-09, 19:50   Link #8748
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I've recently started dating someone new, and you know what we do that really gets me in the mood? Roleplay.

I love it when we're both all dressed up and getting really into the roles. She's pretty dainty, so she usually cosplays one of the lolis she knows I'm so fond of. And I, of course, am the dark and dashing man of her sweetest nightmares, be he a wizard from beyond, or a thief snuck in through a window left open in a moment of forgetfulness...or willing submission?

We play our parts, we say our lines, and my anticipation of the action to come rises. The scene moves to the bedroom and the tension builds until finally she lays herself out on the bed. That part's pretty confusing because the script says we're supposed to have an epic battle, and I usually lose the feel of the scene and that point and go eat some cheetos.

Seriously, what does she think she's doing? I spent like five hours working up that LARP.
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Old 2011-05-09, 19:58   Link #8749
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I've recently started dating someone new, and you know what we do that really gets me in the mood? Roleplay.

I love it when we're both all dressed up and getting really into the roles. She's pretty dainty, so she usually cosplays one of the lolis she knows I'm so fond of. And I, of course, am the dark and dashing man of her sweetest nightmares, be he a wizard from beyond, or a thief snuck in through a window left open in a moment of forgetfulness...or willing submission?

We play our parts, we say our lines, and my anticipation of the action to come rises. The scene moves to the bedroom and the tension builds until finally she lays herself out on the bed. That part's pretty confusing because the script says we're supposed to have an epic battle, and I usually lose the feel of the scene and that point and go eat some cheetos.

Seriously, what does she think she's doing? I spent like five hours working up that LARP.
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Old 2011-05-09, 21:44   Link #8750
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*ahem* *ahem* excuse me sir, but don't you mean-

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ahh, now that's better
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Old 2011-05-09, 22:40   Link #8751
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At one point in time, I even recall we gave serious dating advice on this thread

... does there happen to be a Lost and Found box around here where that serious stuff went?
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Old 2011-05-09, 22:43   Link #8752
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*ahem* *ahem* excuse me sir, but don't you mean-
This is the second time I've been mistaken for a dude.

@Magin: Eh, the funny stuff keeps the thread from being buried, and it's a nice little break from some of the more serious topics. I'm enjoying the fun and crazy, myself.
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Old 2011-05-09, 22:43   Link #8753
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Ideas like this should stay in cheap porno flicks, as they rarely work out well in reality. I seem to recall a very unpleasant experience with candle wax... epic fail, indeed. These things sound sexier than they actually are in practice.
Considering candle was was a medieval form of torture, why would you have even tried it...Burning the skin with something that hot...yeah, I don't see how that could be sexual at all...

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Plus it's just corny/stupid/cheesy/pointless/etc. Both of us have pretty like minds when it comes to sex--neither of us beat around the bush and we both like to get to the good part!
Sounds pretty Sex Friends. I jest of course, considering fiancee status.
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Old 2011-05-09, 22:45   Link #8754
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Considering candle was was a medieval form of torture, why would you have even tried it...Burning the skin with something that hot...yeah, I don't see how that could be sexual at all...
The line between pain and pleasure can sometimes be blurred.
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Old 2011-05-09, 22:48   Link #8755
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Considering candle was was a medieval form of torture, why would you have even tried it...Burning the skin with something that hot...yeah, I don't see how that could be sexual at all...
I sometimes wonder about the infamous Urban dictionary stuff- who in the hell came up with the various ideas, such as Strawberry Shortcake, Spiderman, Dirty Sanchez, etc. I swear, the ones who came up with those had to be kinky as all hell

(if you have no idea what I'm referring to, go look em up on urban dictionary- there are TONS of those wackjob ideas)
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Old 2011-05-09, 23:02   Link #8756
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The line between pain and pleasure can sometimes be blurred.
Lifetime scars are not worth a few seconds of pleasure. Permanently wrecking the body for a night of pleasure isn't worth it. I value my body and want it to be the centre of fun and pleasure that won't harm it for as long as possible. Otherwise that wouldn't be responsible of me nor would it be fair on a future partner.

*shrug* I'm tame. I don't drink, don't smoke or anything like that. I don't need stimulants or whatever to get off or feel on a high. I naturally am there most of the time. Relying on something eventually leads to dependency and addiction.
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Old 2011-05-09, 23:05   Link #8757
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This is the second time I've been mistaken for a dude.
my mistake then

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At one point in time, I even recall we gave serious dating advice on this thread
nobody's really asking for it, then again the crazy shit keeps this thread breathing


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i rofl'd, seriously, wish i had a video
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Old 2011-05-09, 23:11   Link #8758
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The safe option is usually the ice cube. Just smooth/round out any edges. Ice cubes are effective for nipples, stomach and going down on someone.
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Old 2011-05-10, 00:17   Link #8759
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The safe option is usually the ice cube. Just smooth/round out any edges. Ice cubes are effective for nipples, stomach and going down on someone.
I vaguely recall something called "Fire and Ice", where the guy takes alternating small sips of warm and icy water, which he holds in his mouth without swallowing while laying kisses all over his partner's body. Apparently the abrupt temperature changes really heightens the sensation...

...wait, why haven't I tried this yet? I'll be back.
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Old 2011-05-10, 00:54   Link #8760
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^^ yeah, i read that in maxim. apparently it doesn't work too well. haha
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