Wow I'm quite happy about how many people replyed. Sorry that this doesn't have a purpose but I thought it would be interesting to see what people would do.
All you need is love and I'm the one to give it to you.
Ahhhh Fan service....... mans true best friend.
"The road to knighthood is paved with nobility and virtue, not LSD and sideburns"
I'm like a rubics cube. The more you play with me the harder I get.
Sex... Ask for more.
Ah yes, the often ignored eleventh commandment:
"Thou shalt not clubbeth the pooh out of cute baby seals"