|2006-12-28, 20:39||Link #1|
Jobs if they weren't Ninjas
Name a few jobs you can see some of the characters of Naruto doing if they didn't become ninjas.
Naruto - would be working in a chinese take away shop.
Sasuke - He's too cool to work.
Ino - A playmate.
Tsunade- Porn star.
Hinata - A bullie's wet dream.
Orochimaru - He'd be in jail duh.
Shika - Teacher
Kakashi- i have no idea what Kakashi would be.
i know i've left out alot of people but it's 1:37 am here so sue me.
|2006-12-28, 20:47||Link #2|
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: sasuke's lap
Gai and Lee could be builders? .
Kiba a dogcatcher ^.^
Ino's a flower shop gal.
|2006-12-28, 20:52||Link #3|
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Location is all relative.
-I'll make some changes to what you've posted:
Naruto: motivational speaker or a professional athlete (God knows he has the optimism and the stamina for both).
Sasuke: Police officer or at best a soldier in the local army.
Tsunade: Doctor or professional lingerie model.
Jiraiya: novelist (a serious one, not just an erotic one).
Hinata: No paying job but a very attentive housewife.
Orochimaru: snake charmer (yes I'm "Dr. Obvious").
Shikamaru: World's greatest scientific mind.
Kakashi: Anything at all (no wait, he'll be a PROCTOLOGIST).
Sakura: Ultimate Fighting Champion.
Kiba: Dog catcher (oh the irony ).
Gamabunta: World's Biggest Serving of Frog Legs.
|2006-12-28, 21:29||Link #7|
I can see Sasuke working in a office...he'd be like the character Peter Gibbons in the movie Office Space but he'd be way cooler.
Choji - Sumo wrestler
Neji Hyuga- End up in a rock band...just look at his hair.
Tenten - An hand model...because her face is forgetful.
|2006-12-28, 21:29||Link #8|
Join Date: Dec 2005
naruto, just the athlete part, not really motivational speaker
Jiariya, would probably still only be writing erotic
Sakura, i would say, would probably be a nurse learning under tsunade
Kiba, probably a dog breeder, not catcher...
Orochimaru, probably still somekind of criminal
Shikamaru, while intellgent and good at anylizing stuff, i don't think he is actually knowledgable about stuff... he would probably want to go for a much easier way of life, something nice and lazy...
and new ones...
Shino: probably something with studing insects
Ibiki: police interigation
iruka + ebisu: teacher
Rock lee: Martial arts student
Gai: Martial art's teacher
neji: body guard
Spoiler for manga:
i think that's all i got for now...
|2006-12-29, 00:33||Link #9|
Dosu: Sound manager (At performances etc.)
Kimimaro: Dentist (He knows his way with bones)
Shino: Professional poker player (Perfect poker face!)
Jirobou: Rugby player
Kankurou: Barbie collector (Dolls <=> Puppets)
Kisame: Sea World entertainer (On the other side of the window..)
Tayuya: Band Camp instructor
Sasuke: Prostitute (A good way to restore his clan.. Also he seems to have no problem with giving his body away)
Hidan: McDonalds Employee (That's just where people like him end up)
|2006-12-29, 01:15||Link #10|
Join Date: Sep 2006
hmm if Lee didn't become a ninja, probably an action movie star or perhaps a stunt artist. Can you imagine that? Lee stars in a movie of his own. Durin' an action scene, he takes off the weight he wears on his legs. Run, moves, and kicks so fast that the audience thinks its special effects.
Audience 1: SHIT!!! Did you see that?
Audience 2: no
|2006-12-29, 01:17||Link #11|
Join Date: Dec 2006
Naruto: Own a ramen shop.
Sasuke: Konoha Patrol Officer.
Jiraiya: A very inspired author, since he does write.
Sakura: Flower Shop girl.
Ino: Sakura's Boss who she periodically argues with when Sasuke is on patrol near her shop.
Kakashi: Unemployed, was fired from last job because he always showed up late.
Haku: Mizukage, 'cause he needs to be.
Zabuza: Haku's bodygaurd
Tsunade: A doctor of course.
Gai: In the olympics for 100, 200, 400, hurdles, high jump, and others (Hey, if you can run 500 laps with your hands, you should be competitive in something.)
Itachi: Works at nail salon.
Kisame: Owns an armory
|2006-12-29, 03:04||Link #14|
da big boss
Join Date: Jul 2006
Naruto-Use kage bunshin to form his own football team and make millions
Kabuto-gay bartender at gay strip club where Sasuke works
Oro- principal at all boy school (poor kids)
Itachi- Hypnotis slash virtual reality programmer.
Tsunade- plastic surgeon
Lee- student (nothing much changed there)
Jiraiya- stalker (duh)
Hinata-stalker (except much better with byakugan)
Ino- crack whore
Choji- the next Jared from Subway