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Sasuke_Akatsuki · 2006-12-28, 20:39

Name a few jobs you can see some of the characters of Naruto doing if they didn't become ninjas.

Naruto - would be working in a chinese take away shop.
Sasuke - He's too cool to work.
Ino - A playmate.
Tsunade- Porn star.
Jiraiya- Stalker.
Hinata - A bullie's wet dream.
Orochimaru - He'd be in jail duh.
Shika - Teacher

Kakashi-

i have no idea what Kakashi would be.

i know i've left out alot of people but it's 1:37 am here so sue me.

~~Rachy~~ · 2006-12-28, 20:47

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Originally Posted by Sasuke Akatsuki

Naruto - would be working in a chinese take away shop.

Ramen shop*

Quote:

Sasuke - He's too cool to work

I'd hire him, even if it was to jus stand around and look at for hours ^^.

Gai and Lee could be builders?

.

Kiba a dogcatcher ^.^

Ino's a flower shop gal.

Luminion Lancer · 2006-12-28, 20:52

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Originally Posted by Sasuke_Akatsuki

Naruto - would be working in a chinese take away shop.
Sasuke - He's too cool to work.
Ino - A playmate.
Tsunade- Porn star.
Jiraiya- Stalker.
Hinata - A bullie's wet dream.
Orochimaru - He'd be in jail duh.
Shika - Teacher

Kakashi-

i have no idea what Kakashi would be.

i know i've left out alot of people but it's 1:37 am here so sue me.

-I'll have my lawyer call you to discuss the terms and the date in which you will be sued. See you in court sir!

-I'll make some changes to what you've posted:

Naruto: motivational speaker or a professional athlete (God knows he has the optimism and the stamina for both).

Sasuke: Police officer or at best a soldier in the local army.

Ino: florist.

Tsunade: Doctor or professional lingerie model.

Jiraiya: novelist (a serious one, not just an erotic one).

Hinata: No paying job but a very attentive housewife.

Orochimaru: snake charmer (yes I'm "Dr. Obvious").

Shikamaru: World's greatest scientific mind.

Kakashi: Anything at all (no wait, he'll be a PROCTOLOGIST).

-----New-----

Sakura: Ultimate Fighting Champion.

Kiba: Dog catcher (oh the irony

).

Gamabunta: World's Biggest Serving of Frog Legs.

Zu Ra · 2006-12-28, 20:54

Kakashi amtuer Ero Writer in footsteps of Jiraiya more icha icha series

Matt Soulblade · 2006-12-28, 20:54

Naruto = NEET

Sasuke = If he wasnt a ninja, he would be a snake, or a sniper, or something just cool.

Suna no tate · 2006-12-28, 21:10

Shika: professional chess player
Orochimaru: day time tv host (they're all snakes...)
Kakashi: playgirl model (all the women would go crazy cause he'd let them see everything but his face)

Sasuke_Akatsuki · 2006-12-28, 21:29

I can see Sasuke working in a office...he'd be like the character Peter Gibbons in the movie Office Space but he'd be way cooler.

Hidan- Priest
Kisame- Bodyguard
Gaara- palaeontologist
Choji - Sumo wrestler
Neji Hyuga- End up in a rock band...just look at his hair.
Tenten - An hand model...because her face is forgetful.

Slayerx · 2006-12-28, 21:29

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Originally Posted by Fukitsu Naruto

Naruto: motivational speaker or a professional athlete (God knows he has the optimism and the stamina for both).
Sasuke: Police officer or at best a soldier in the local army.
Ino: florist.
Tsunade: Doctor or professional lingerie model.
Jiraiya: novelist (a serious one, not just an erotic one).
Hinata: No paying job but a very attentive housewife.
Orochimaru: snake charmer (yes I'm "Dr. Obvious").
Shikamaru: World's greatest scientific mind.
Kakashi: Anything at all (no wait, he'll be a PROCTOLOGIST).
Sakura: Ultimate Fighting Champion.
Kiba: Dog catcher (oh the irony

).

mostly agree... except

naruto, just the athlete part, not really motivational speaker
Jiariya, would probably still only be writing erotic
Sakura, i would say, would probably be a nurse learning under tsunade
Kiba, probably a dog breeder, not catcher...
Orochimaru, probably still somekind of criminal
Shikamaru, while intellgent and good at anylizing stuff, i don't think he is actually knowledgable about stuff... he would probably want to go for a much easier way of life, something nice and lazy...

and new ones...
Shino: probably something with studing insects
Ibiki: police interigation
iruka + ebisu: teacher
shizune: nurse
Rock lee: Martial arts student
Gai: Martial art's teacher
neji: body guard

Spoiler for manga:

i think that's all i got for now...

zamme · 2006-12-29, 00:33

Dosu: Sound manager (At performances etc.)
Kimimaro: Dentist (He knows his way with bones)
Shino: Professional poker player (Perfect poker face!)
Jirobou: Rugby player
Kankurou: Barbie collector (Dolls <=> Puppets)
Kisame: Sea World entertainer (On the other side of the window..)
Tayuya: Band Camp instructor
Zabuza: Hitman
Sasuke: Prostitute (A good way to restore his clan.. Also he seems to have no problem with giving his body away)
Hidan: McDonalds Employee (That's just where people like him end up)

LoOnatick · 2006-12-29, 01:15

hmm if Lee didn't become a ninja, probably an action movie star or perhaps a stunt artist. Can you imagine that? Lee stars in a movie of his own. Durin' an action scene, he takes off the weight he wears on his legs. Run, moves, and kicks so fast that the audience thinks its special effects.

*PEW* *PEW*!!
Audience 1: SHIT!!! Did you see that?
Audience 2: no

7thFonon · 2006-12-29, 01:17

Naruto: Own a ramen shop.
Sasuke: Konoha Patrol Officer.
Jiraiya: A very inspired author, since he does write.
Sakura: Flower Shop girl.
Ino: Sakura's Boss who she periodically argues with when Sasuke is on patrol near her shop.
Kakashi: Unemployed, was fired from last job because he always showed up late.
Haku: Mizukage, 'cause he needs to be.
Zabuza: Haku's bodygaurd
Tsunade: A doctor of course.
Gai: In the olympics for 100, 200, 400, hurdles, high jump, and others (Hey, if you can run 500 laps with your hands, you should be competitive in something.)
Tayuya: Telemarketer......lol
Kiba: Veterenarian.
Itachi: Works at nail salon.
Kisame: Owns an armory

wavehawk · 2006-12-29, 01:21

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Originally Posted by miss rave

Gai and Lee could be builders?

No. They'd be regulars at Comedy Cafe. All they need is an Osaka accent.

cheese no koma · 2006-12-29, 02:14

no, gai and lee = strippers (to show off their 6 peg)

cheese4u · 2006-12-29, 03:04

Naruto-Use kage bunshin to form his own football team and make millions

Sasuke-gay stripper

Kabuto-gay bartender at gay strip club where Sasuke works

Oro- principal at all boy school (poor kids)

Itachi- Hypnotis slash virtual reality programmer.

Tsunade- plastic surgeon

Gai- teacher
Lee- student (nothing much changed there)

Jiraiya- stalker (duh)

Hinata-stalker (except much better with byakugan)

Ino- crack whore

Choji- the next Jared from Subway

NoSanninWa · 2006-12-29, 03:49

It seemed like such a harmless and fun thread, yet many of these answers are somewhat vile. Pardon my uncontrollable urge to lock this thread and throw away the key.

2006-12-28, 20:39	Link #1
Sasuke_Akatsuki Banned Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: England> Brighton w00t Age: 25	Jobs if they weren't Ninjas Name a few jobs you can see some of the characters of Naruto doing if they didn't become ninjas. Naruto - would be working in a chinese take away shop. Sasuke - He's too cool to work. Ino - A playmate. Tsunade- Porn star. Jiraiya- Stalker. Hinata - A bullie's wet dream. Orochimaru - He'd be in jail duh. Shika - Teacher Kakashi- i have no idea what Kakashi would be. i know i've left out alot of people but it's 1:37 am here so sue me.

2006-12-28, 20:54	Link #4
Zu Ra ✖ ǝʇ ɯıqnɾl ☆ Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Mortuary : D	Kakashi amtuer Ero Writer in footsteps of Jiraiya more icha icha series __________________

2006-12-28, 21:10	Link #6
Suna no tate Akatsuki Bart is Tobi Join Date: Oct 2006	Shika: professional chess player Orochimaru: day time tv host (they're all snakes...) Kakashi: playgirl model (all the women would go crazy cause he'd let them see everything but his face) __________________

2006-12-29, 00:33	Link #9
zamme Wandering Prophet Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Sweden Age: 26	Dosu: Sound manager (At performances etc.) Kimimaro: Dentist (He knows his way with bones) Shino: Professional poker player (Perfect poker face!) Jirobou: Rugby player Kankurou: Barbie collector (Dolls <=> Puppets) Kisame: Sea World entertainer (On the other side of the window..) Tayuya: Band Camp instructor Zabuza: Hitman Sasuke: Prostitute (A good way to restore his clan.. Also he seems to have no problem with giving his body away) Hidan: McDonalds Employee (That's just where people like him end up) __________________ The one man fanclub! Dosu did never really die..... He just took a time out. Click for my 18 paged Dosu Gaiden manga chapter! [Fixed link again, again, and again!.. If it's down, please PM me!]

2006-12-29, 01:17	Link #11
7thFonon seventh fonon Join Date: Dec 2006	Naruto: Own a ramen shop. Sasuke: Konoha Patrol Officer. Jiraiya: A very inspired author, since he does write. Sakura: Flower Shop girl. Ino: Sakura's Boss who she periodically argues with when Sasuke is on patrol near her shop. Kakashi: Unemployed, was fired from last job because he always showed up late. Haku: Mizukage, 'cause he needs to be. Zabuza: Haku's bodygaurd Tsunade: A doctor of course. Gai: In the olympics for 100, 200, 400, hurdles, high jump, and others (Hey, if you can run 500 laps with your hands, you should be competitive in something.) Tayuya: Telemarketer......lol Kiba: Veterenarian. Itachi: Works at nail salon. Kisame: Owns an armory __________________ Persona 4 Arena FGC MaYoNaKaMiDnIgHt

2006-12-28, 20:54	Link #5
Matt Soulblade 1000 times better Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Surrounded by Mistery (cool isn't?)	Naruto = NEET Sasuke = If he wasnt a ninja, he would be a snake, or a sniper, or something just cool.

2006-12-28, 21:29	Link #7
Sasuke_Akatsuki Banned Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: England> Brighton w00t Age: 25	I can see Sasuke working in a office...he'd be like the character Peter Gibbons in the movie Office Space but he'd be way cooler. Hidan- Priest Kisame- Bodyguard Gaara- palaeontologist Choji - Sumo wrestler Neji Hyuga- End up in a rock band...just look at his hair. Tenten - An hand model...because her face is forgetful.

2006-12-29, 01:15	Link #10
LoOnatick 1ne Love Join Date: Sep 2006	hmm if Lee didn't become a ninja, probably an action movie star or perhaps a stunt artist. Can you imagine that? Lee stars in a movie of his own. Durin' an action scene, he takes off the weight he wears on his legs. Run, moves, and kicks so fast that the audience thinks its special effects. PEW PEW!! Audience 1: SHIT!!! Did you see that? Audience 2: no

2006-12-29, 02:14	Link #13
cheese no koma kita kita oyaji Join Date: Jan 2006	no, gai and lee = strippers (to show off their 6 peg)

2006-12-29, 03:04	Link #14
cheese4u da big boss Join Date: Jul 2006	Naruto-Use kage bunshin to form his own football team and make millions Sasuke-gay stripper Kabuto-gay bartender at gay strip club where Sasuke works Oro- principal at all boy school (poor kids) Itachi- Hypnotis slash virtual reality programmer. Tsunade- plastic surgeon Gai- teacher Lee- student (nothing much changed there) Jiraiya- stalker (duh) Hinata-stalker (except much better with byakugan) Ino- crack whore Choji- the next Jared from Subway __________________ Ya know, when a man works hard his entire life enduring hundreds of ladies, many of whom he does not even remember you'd like to think that at the end of the day he will be given a lot of money, without having had to earn it. -Leon Phelps

2006-12-29, 03:49	Link #15
NoSanninWa Weapon of Mass Discussion Fansubber Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: New York, USA	It seemed like such a harmless and fun thread, yet many of these answers are somewhat vile. Pardon my uncontrollable urge to lock this thread and throw away the key. __________________ There's not that fine a line between willing suspension of disbelief and something just being stupid.