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Old 2008-04-11, 18:54   Link #1061
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So I broke the rule. What are you doing to do? Send the police after me? :3
No I won't send the police after you. I'll just send Rachel and Riful after you.
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Old 2008-04-11, 19:24   Link #1062
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No I won't send the police after you. I'll just send Rachel and Riful after you.
Oh joy....*Runs away, hoping to get a decent head start*
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Old 2008-04-11, 19:50   Link #1063
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And they don't believe Canadians are PURE EVIL.

HA !!!

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Old 2008-04-12, 11:33   Link #1064
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Raki's Voodoo Problems part - 10
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One week after Raki was with Riful.

Raki: It hurts so much!

Clare: Stop your whining!

Cynthia&Tabitha&Yuma: *crying* Why did it have to be Raki!

Deneve: Clare I have a plan.

Clare: You know I think Raki might of had enouph.

Deneve: No he hasn't! Anyways I found a way we can bring back Jean.

Clare: How by using the dragonballs?

Deneve: Yes I had Helen go look for them after we used them to bring Ophelia back for a day so those guys from dragonballz wouldn't find them.

Deneve summons the dragon to bring back Jean for a day.

Jean: What where am I?

Clare: JEAN!

Jean: CLARE!

They run to each other.

Deneve: Now to get Raki.

Deneve goes to get Raki, while she got Galatea and Irene to go to Jean and tell her how Raki has been sleeping with everyone but Clare, and how Clare is really pissed off at him about it.

Jean: WHAT HOW COULD HE?!

What they didn't tell Jean was that Raki is cursed and has to do whatever they tell him too.

Raki eventually meets Jean.

Raki: Who are you?

Jean punches him in the face.

Jean: Who do you think you are?!

Raki: Huh?

Jean: Do you know what my special sword attack is?

Raki: No?

Jean: Its the drillsword and it can be used for more than one way! Like this!

Raki: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! DON'T PUT IT THERE?!

Raki: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Miria: *turns green* I'm going to be sick....

After Jean was done with Raki she pulled Clare over to her and started to make out with her.

Raki: *cries* No anything but that!

But Jean's day was up and she had to go back to the afterlife.

Jean: Oh Clare, I don't think your going to want to wear those clothes to afterlife when you go thier, Teresa will be very angry when she see's you dressing like that.

Clare: It was all Irene's idea! Tell her that!

Jean: Okay. *dissapears*

Irene: Why did you say that Clare?

Clare: Well when I first saw you wearing leather it gave me idea's.

Irene: Now Teresa is going to kill me after I go to the afterlife someday.... Wait that didn't come out right.

Deneve: Looks at Raki. Had enouph yet?

Raki: YEEEEEEESSSSSS! I have please stop!

Helen: Deneve you have to! Raki will never be do able again!

Deneve: If thats the case, I think I can think up another plan. I wonder what Dauf would think if he found out what you and Riful did?

Raki: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Old 2008-04-12, 17:37   Link #1065
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poor Raki... I almost feel sorry laughing at his expense... Almost
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Old 2008-04-12, 18:04   Link #1066
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The Life Of Irene - What We Didn't Get To See
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Irene meets Teresa.

Teresa: I'm Teresa of the faint smile, number 1 of the organization. Who are you?

Irene: I'm Quicksword Irene, number 2 of the organization.

Teresa: Lets battle!

Irene: Huh?!

They fight and Teresa learns about the quicksword.

Teresa: Thats a good technique, but I can beat it. Your not as strong as the last number two are you?

Irene: Grrrrr.

Teresa: I have a strange feeling that you will live much longer than I will.

Irene: ?

* * *
Years later.

Noel: We have to fight Teresa of the faint smile?

Irene: How many Teresa's do you know Noel?

Noel: 4 I think.

Sophia: You only know one Noel. Learn to count dammit!

Priscilla runs in... Or rather falls in.

Priscilla: Hi I'm the new number two!

Irene: (I'm out ranked by a kid! Teresa better kill her!)

* * *
Hours later.

Irene: Priscilla that *ITCH! AWAKENED AND KILLED TERESA, NOEL, AND SOPHIA! I can't believe she only cut my arm off! Does she know how hard it was to burry those three with one arm! Now I'm talking to myself! Why didn't I die too!

She leaves.

Irene: STUPID TERESA! YOU SHOULD HAVE KILLED HER!

* * *
A day later.

Irene: (I hate these boots, they always clang when you walk.... Actually I hate all of the things the organization made me wear.)

She walks into a store.

Clerk: A silver eyed witch! What are you doing here? I'm not a yoma!

Irene: Shut up!

Clerk: ......

Irene: Alright I need leather clothes.... Something that will show off my legs.... And an over coat..... And lots and lots of belts and straps. (I have a fasination with these things.)

Clerk: Okay here you go.

Irene: What are you doing help me put it on! I only have one arm see!

Clerk: O-Okay.... You look disgusting! What are those scars on your torso from?!

Irene: SHUT UP! AND DON'T TELL ANYBODY I WAS HERE!

Clerk: *scared* I won't tell.

* * *
Many years later.

Irene: Then Priscilla cut my arm off. Now I am afraid to die because of how she let me live and watch my comerads die.

Clare: Your telling me.

* * *
A little bit later.

Raphaela: I'm Raphaela, number 5. I'm here to kill you.

Irene: I hate my life.
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Old 2008-04-12, 21:39   Link #1067
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Raphelea- Can't be worse than mine. My beloved sister turns into an awakened because I'm too weak, and the first thing she does is take out my eye. Now I have this huge blind spot! In fact I can't see anything on that side at all-
Irene starts to creep to that side...
Raphelea- Hey Stop that!
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Old 2008-04-13, 00:07   Link #1068
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All this fanfiction is good but what happened to E.S.S.
I'm sorta board
also if any one has any good ideas for something to write about tell me
*above comment about being board was a major under statement *
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Old 2008-04-13, 00:42   Link #1069
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E.S.S has ceased broadcasting due to technical malfunctions, I.E no synchronisation between authors.

And the main question - wether it should be serious or plain funny.
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Old 2008-04-13, 01:28   Link #1070
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Why not both. If we all get together on it it shouldn't be to hard to do both at the same time. We just need to get things sorted out.
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Old 2008-04-13, 02:48   Link #1071
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I'm allways up for it if other people want to..

Problem is that some people write either too seriously, or too comic and it causes a gap in the mood with every chapter.
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Old 2008-04-13, 10:13   Link #1072
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Poor Bikerider got killed off before I took an interest in the E S S, so I haven't felt any reason to contribute.
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Old 2008-04-13, 10:20   Link #1073
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Poor Bikerider got killed off before I took an interest in the E S S, so I haven't felt any reason to contribute.
You can take revenge and kill the one who killed him.. there's a problem though; Shelter is too strong of a char at the moment.
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Old 2008-04-13, 10:33   Link #1074
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Some Claymore Poetry (something to read after E.S.S)

Let me interrupt for a moment I posted this on Valduran's Claymore Project site a while back, but went to re-edit it (yes, I do too much re-editing ) The story behind this piece is simple: I wanted to use the idea of Black Card, and Elena's voice. Since we see so little of either.

Enjoy:
Spoiler for Sonnet of the Black Card:
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Old 2008-04-13, 11:18   Link #1075
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Irene and Raphaela- What Really Happened
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Raphaela: Hey stop creeping up to my blind spot! Its scary!

Irene: How are you going to kill me if you can't see me when I move to your left?

Raphaela: I'm number 5, and former number 2 of the generation before you! I don't have to listen to you!

Irene: Your funny.... Wait How did you get to that rank if you can barely see?

Raphaela: SHUT UP! *throws her sword on the ground*

Irene: Looks like I struck a nerve.

Raphaela: No this time I'll kill you.

Irene: Hey look, my arms are back.

Irene picks up her sword.

Raphaela: No wait don't kill me! Actually I'll let you live if you drop your yoki and I'll say to the organization that your dead and they will never know.

Irene: You mean I grew my arms back right now for nothing?

Meanwhile.

Clare: Wait this arm, what was that feeling just now?

* * *
Sometime after the war in the north and after Raphaela went missing, but before Galatea left the organization.

Galatea: (Now that Raphaela is gone I have to do all of her work too. Why couldn't they have a replacement for her?) What a drag. (Now they want me to go see if Irene is actually dead.)

Galatea walks to wear Irene lives.

Galatea: (Its faint but it feels like thier is two suppressed different yoki's in that cottage.)

Galatea kicks the door in and walks into the place only too see Irene and Raphaela sleeping together.

Galatea: WHOA! I should have knocked first. *leaves the place* (I'll say she's dead to the organization, those two didn't look like they wanted to be bothered. Actually they probably would have killed me if they were awake, if it was anyone else who would have walked in thier on them, I might actually feel bad for them.) *laughs*

Irene wakes up.

Irene: What happened to the door?
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Old 2008-04-13, 11:50   Link #1076
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Rapheala to Irene: Fighting you ain't no fun, your armless... Let's go watch the other one that was here, fight Ophelia

Later as they look at the body of Ophelia in the lake...

Rapheala to Irene: Are you thinking what i'm thinking...

Irene: Damn these new arms are weird... En guarde...
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Old 2008-04-13, 22:42   Link #1077
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I got to get that Nickname fic finished and write the Hotsprings episode...
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Old 2008-04-14, 03:56   Link #1078
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The Life Of Irene - What We Didn't Get To See

Irene: STUPID TERESA! YOU SHOULD HAVE KILLED HER!
(rofl)...true, true

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Some Claymore Poetry (something to read after E.S.S)

Let me interrupt for a moment I posted this on Valduran's Claymore Project site a while back, but went to re-edit it (yes, I do too much re-editing ) The story behind this piece is simple: I wanted to use the idea of Black Card, and Elena's voice. Since we see so little of either.

Enjoy:
Spoiler for Sonnet of the Black Card:
you're depressing me with things like this, it's good but still...
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Old 2008-04-14, 15:34   Link #1079
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The 7 Ghosts Start Traveling South - Again What We Didn't Get To See
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Helen: It feels so good to be in the south and out of the north! I feel like I can do anything now that I am in someplace warm.

Deneve: Helen stop repeating yourself its annoying!

Helen: Oh come on.... Deneve you should have stayed in the north because your a frigid bit-

Before she could finish that sentence Cynthia put her hand over Helen's mouth so she couldn't say anything.

Cynthia: You shouldn't say what your about to say, remember what happened up north?

Helen has a flashback of when she got into an argument in a cave up north with all the other ghosts watching, and how she made Deneve angry and Deneve wanted to chop Helen's head off until Miria told them to shut up before she would chop both there heads off.

Helen: Oh right... I remember.

Miria: (It might not have been such a good idea for all of us to come down from the north yet.)

They keep walking in a jungle and run into some weak yoma along the way and kill it with out even trying.

Helen: Oh know! I got yoma blood all over my clothes!

Yuma: Me too.

Tabitha: Well we can't keep walking around with it on us it will stain.

Clare: I hear water, does anyone else?

Helen: ME TOO! LETS GO!

Helen grabs onto Deneve and Cynthia and runs off to find a man made lake with a waterfall.

Helen: I haven't swam in what feels like forever!

She throws Deneve and Cynthia in the water.

Deneve&Cynthia: WHOA!

Helen: YAHOO! *jumps in*

The others catch up.

Yuma: Do you think I should go in?

Clare: Why are you asking me, do what you want.

Miria: Helen we don't have time for this! Get out of there now! We don't have time for this!

Tabitha goes in.

Miria: Tabitha not you too! *sigh* Nevermind, I guess we can take a little break.

She starts to walk away when Helen runs in front of her and stops her.

Helen: Have you ever been laid before Miria?

Miria: !

Helen: By the look on your face you haven't! HEY CYNTHIA I WAS RIGHT SHE HASN'T BEEN LAID BEFORE YOU OWE ME TEN DOLLARS!

Miria: Well... I... Uh... (Of all the things Helen.) Why me?

Helen: Mabye you should hook up with Deneve like I did one night and experiment!

Deneve punches Helen in the face then throws her back in the water, which was good for Helen because Miria was about to choke her out.

Yuma: Clare are your after a guy aren't you?

Clare: What? How did you know?

Yuma: You mumbled it in your sleep before.

Helen: WHAT?! Is that the reason you came down here Clare? If it is you have to share him with me and..... Wait, you should share him with Miria the most she really needs it!

And within seconds Miria and Clare jumped Helen and threatened that they would torture her until she awakaned.

Helen: What? You don't mean that do you?

Miria&Clare: AWAKEN OR DIE HELEN!

Helen freaks out and runs off but forgot her clothes.

Yuma: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I don't know why I'm laughing!

Deneve: Hey lets hide her clothes somewhere so she'll have to come back naked and look for them.

Tabitha: Thats a great idea!

Cynthia: Lets do it!

A little bit later.

Helen: This sucks! I was just messing around you didn't have to go this far! WHERE DID YOU LEAVE MY CLOTHES?! YOU COULD HAVE AT LEAST LEFT MY OVERCOAT SOMEWHERE!

The other ghosts: *laughing*

Miria: This is what you get Helen when you push things to far!

Meanwhile.

Irene and Raphaela are up north.

Irene: I don't see Clare's sword here.

Raphaela: That means Clare and six others must be living together, but by the looks of thing that we seen in that cave they have been using, they must have left a couple of days before we got here.

Irene: YOU MEAN WE WALKED ALL THIS WAY UP HERE FOR NOTHING?!

Meanwhile the reason why it took the ghosts so long to get to Rabona.

Clare: Miria do you think we should go save Galatea now? Tabitha says she is fighting a strong awakened being that might kill her.

Miria: Galatea can wait a little longer she's strong you know. I'm enjoying myself right now. I don't get this much control over Helen you know.

They both look over to an apple orchard where Helen is trying to get apples but she can't because the other ghosts are taking them before she can get to them.

Miria: Oh Helen I have an apple for you!

Helen: THANK YOU MIRIA! I'm sooo hungry.

Miria: Whats that the wind? Clare do you hear something?

Clare: Not sure.

They both take a bite out of the apple.

Helen: Oh come on! I said I was sorry! This is too much!

Miria: I guess Helen has had enouph, alright everyone lets go to Rabona!

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Old 2008-04-14, 16:04   Link #1080
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Ooooh~ Clare and Miria double-teaming Helen...

Forget the gutter, my mind's in the freaking water reclaiming plant right now. XDD

And Irene...lol

Irene: "WE WALKED ALL THIS WAY FOR NOTHING!? *AWAKENS*

Raphaela: *sigh* Not again...
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