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Old 2009-03-07, 09:13   Link #981
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A little something from the Original Character Thread or Outer Cadia Zwei as we affectionately call her

Hope you guys enjoy this as much as I did writing it.
Spoiler for Happy Birthday Hayate:
As people in Kansai always say:
All's fine and dandy [OK, not like that, but similar enough]
Well, what's there not to like when Hayate "Sekuhara" Yagami speaks your local dialect?
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Old 2009-04-14, 09:02   Link #982
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Wild idea: Whatv happened if we put Gundam 00 characters into Nanoha universe?

Nanoha: Surrender yourself! If you had reasonable wishes, speak it and we will try to fulfill it!
Ali: HAH, girls.
Vita: WHO YOU'D CALL "YOU SHOULDN'T BE HERE", DAMMIT!!
(lunge at Ali)
(15 minutes of fighting)
(Vita got pwn'ed)
Ali:... Okay. I want a full acces to all dimension where I can loot, burn, slash and kill to my heart content, and the people will fight back. Can you provide that for me?
RH:...[Comrade...]
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Old 2009-04-14, 09:28   Link #983
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Wild idea: Whatv happened if we put Gundam 00 characters into Nanoha universe?

Nanoha: Surrender yourself! If you had reasonable wishes, speak it and we will try to fulfill it!
Ali: HAH, girls.
Vita: WHO YOU'D CALL "YOU SHOULDN'T BE HERE", DAMMIT!!
(lunge at Ali)
(15 minutes of fighting)
(Vita got pwn'ed)
Ali:... Okay. I want a full acces to all dimension where I can loot, burn, slash and kill to my heart content, and the people will fight back. Can you provide that for me?
RH:...[Comrade...]
Prince Ali fabulous was he~! Ali Al-Sarshes~!

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Old 2009-04-14, 10:05   Link #984
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He's already dead.
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Old 2009-04-14, 10:09   Link #985
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He's already dead.
Get Jail to clone a shota-version of him.

Natch.
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Old 2009-04-14, 10:23   Link #986
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Get Jail to clone a shota-version of him.

Natch.
And you get.... Erio?

>.>

<.<

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Old 2009-04-14, 11:11   Link #987
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That's a disturbing image >_>.
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Old 2009-04-14, 12:45   Link #988
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Oh yeah. <_<
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Old 2009-04-14, 12:47   Link #989
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Great. Erio's character has been ruined for me before I even got to see the show. >___>
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Old 2009-04-14, 12:54   Link #990
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Great. Erio's character has been ruined for me before I even got to see the show. >___>
An unwitting victim of the perennial crack upsurge in the Nanoha section of the AS forums.

Exprozion.
CHOIISAAAA!

*Plays "Eyes"* Ahh the memories.
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Old 2009-04-14, 14:12   Link #991
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That has to be the most epic facepalm spree in the joke thread to date though.
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Old 2009-06-01, 22:41   Link #992
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Hayate: The next member recommended for our team... is... ummm.... "Tooth Fairy"?
Vita: Tooth fairy?
Caro: He must be cute....
Sein: He must be had shining teeth....
Nove: He must be handsome!

Meanwhile....

O. Prime: Your commanding officer for this Intra-dimensional Task Force will be... uhh.... "White Devil".... vice commander... "Blazing Commander"?
Ironhide: ...(thinking of some Hot Blooded manly warrior with BIG GUNS and Flame Launcher)



(Kudos if you get the reference)
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Old 2009-06-02, 14:06   Link #993
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Nanoha/Transformer crossover eh.
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Old 2009-06-25, 22:54   Link #994
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I don't have any jokes about it all were taken by Nanoha omake of A's and StrickeS
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Old 2009-07-19, 07:43   Link #995
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I think I can get something...

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"Nanoha, you need to take it easy."

"Eh, I'll be okay."

"Well, I know that, but there are easier ways to befriend people other than blasting them with enough power to rip a trans-dimensional warship in half."

"...True."

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"Subaru!"

"What?"

"Your finger-based attacks aren't meant to be used for groping!"

"...Sorry, Nanoha-san."

_______________________

"Fate..."

"What?"

"...Panties, stockings and a skin-tight shirt does not make very good armor."

"..."

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"Ne, Yuno..."

"What?"

"You said that you went digging for the Jewel Seeds, right?"

"Yeah..."

"And Raising Heart was yours, right?"

"Yeah. What are you getting at, Nanoha?"

"How does a ferret use a stick that size anyway?"

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"Hey, Fate..."

"Yes?"

"Isn't that outfit... I dunno... Kinda drafty?"

"..."

*Clong*

"ITE!"

"You should know better than to point out something so obvious."

"Didn't have to drop Bardiche on my head. Owwie."

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"So, you're Agito, huh?"

"Yeah? What of it?"

"...For some reason, i think there should be a minature penguin on peglegs next to you screaming "dood" a lot."

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"You know, Hayate, I'm surprised."

"Why?"

"I assumed that you were going to make everyone at section six wear some sort of cosplay outfits."

"...Well... I *did* have some sailor fukus, catgirl outfits and nurses outfits ready to go."

"..."

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"Yes sir."

"That's ma'am."

"Yes sir."

Fate could only sigh in exasperation.

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"Uh, Signum..."

"Not one word, Shamal."

"Okay..."

"..."

"...So... You going to tell Fate that you forgot to put her car in park and it rolled into the ocean?"

"...I was hoping not to."

"...I'll save you a room to recover after this."

"...Thanks."

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Random crap from my mind.
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Old 2009-07-19, 14:49   Link #996
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you win the internets for sneaking a Disgaea reference in there.
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Old 2009-07-19, 15:39   Link #997
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I'm sure that thought went through a lot of our heads when she first appeared.

Heck, if she hadn't introduced herself then and there, I'm pretty sure everyone would have been calling her Etna.
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Old 2009-07-19, 16:09   Link #998
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Probably WHY she did that...

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"Well, this looks familiar..."

"Lindy-san! Help!"

"Oh, come on, Aruf... It's cute."

"All of your grandchildren are jumping all over me and you call it cute."

*Click*

"Yep."

"Linnnnddddyyyy..."

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"This... This is just embarrassing to watch."

"...Yep."

"Seriously, Wendi... Do you need help?"

"No, i can handle this!"

"...Okay..."

"Deed... I think we should help her..."

"...Cinque, I think that Wendi wouldn't forgive us for saving her from a teddy bear."

((This was inspired from beating on Giant Robot monsters with Bonta-kun in Super Robot Wars W.))

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"Caro? Erio? What are you two doing in here?"

"Um... Subaru-san, Tia-san, can we sleep in here, please?"

"Uh... Sure, but... HUH? Okay, the instant I said yes, you two dove into my bed... What's wrong?"

"Eh... We stayed up too late..."

"And Fate-san's not here..."

"And there was a scary movie on and..."

"...Gee, you two really are kids still... Subaru, what are you doing in here?!"

"That movie was scary."

"...What movie were you guys watching?"

"Silence of the Lambs."

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"Brains?"

"...Why are the drones saying Brains?"

"I have no clue..."

Meanwhile...

"Hee hee hee... You were right, Shari. Making the drones seem like Zombies really is funny."

"Especially since the forwards have been watching horror movies lately."

"AAAAAAAAHHHH!"

"Hmm... That must've been the drones I had programmed to explode into smaller drones while moaning horribly."

(---)

"Why do these drones keep exploding?!"

(---)

Nanoha glared at Shari, who was doing her level best to look innocent. "Personally, I blame you."

"For what?"

*BOOM!*

"AHHH! My hair's on fire!"

Nanoha twitched as she heard Erio's voice scream. "I should end this..."

"Oooh! That last one sounded like it hurt."

((Drawing from the 4-Koma comics where Shari's a mad scientist.))

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"Fate! This will be the end of this fight! Raising Heart glows with an awesome power! The pink light is telling me to destroy everything! Starlight Breaker!"

____________________

"OOOH! What does THIS button do?!"

"NO! WENDI! STOP!"

*KABOOM!*

*Cough cough* "Quattro... Why didn't you warn me?"

"I tried to... Urgh... Stay out of the lab from now on!"

"Awww..."

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"Vita..."

"Yes?"

"Does... Does Subaru have Graf Eisen?"

"...I broke my arm."

"Okay... So... Why is it glowing gold?"

"I wish I knew. But she's wincing with each swing... Though I have to admit, seeing enemies turn into nothing after being hit by Graf Eisen is therapeutic."

"She's wincing?"

"Yeah... Gotta have Shamal look at her arm when this is over."

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"Give Vivio back her mama!"

"Vivio..."

"Grrr! BREAST FIRE!"

"ACK!" Nanoha dodged to the side as a big red beam, well, two of them, slammed into the wall. "VIVIO! PUT YOUR SHIRT BACK ON!"

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"Subaru FINGER!"

"ACK!"

"Barrier Wall!"

"URGH!" Ginga gasped out as she was thrown into a magical barrier at high speeds. The pain in her back wasn't as bad as the explosion that happened on her chest. "Oww..."

"...Gin-nee! That... That pervert! He... he made your chest bigger, didn't he?"

"..." Ginga blinked as Subaru started jumping up and down, slamming her feet down in anger. 'What the heck is she talking about?' She wondered.

"Your boobs weren't that big before!" Subaru whined. "Now I really feel flat-chested next to you." She whined out, tears leaking from her eyes.

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*POOF!*

*Cough cough* "Vivio, you okay?"

*Cough* "Yes, Fate-mama."

"What happened?"

"I wanted to get some cereal, but I knocked over the flour."

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"There are pillars of black fire coming out of the ocean."

"...That's bad?"

"Pillars of BLACK Fire from the OCEAN!"

"...Right. So, do we call the fire department?"

"...FIRE IN OCEAN! WHAT PART OF THAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?!"

"...Well, when you put it like THAT!"

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"Nanoha-san, how is it, raising Vivio?"

"Well..."

*CRASH!*

Nanoha and Subaru both turned her heads and sweat-dropped as Vivio, in a towel, thankfully, ran from the bathroom into the main living area. Nanoha was just thankful that she had her own bath and shower, instead of one used by everyone. The sight of Fate chasing after Vivio was rather funny though, especially considering how wet Fate's clothing was. "Like that."

"Oh."

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"You call that a magic gun?"

Tiana blinked at the mage and looked at Cross Mirage. "Yeah..."

"That's no magic gun. That's a pea-shooter."

"...Says who?"

"Me!"

"And why's that?"

"Because THIS is a magic gun!" Tiana paled as a giant gun... No, gun was inaccurate, the barrel was longer than a rifle, six of them... rotating... And shooting at her!

"EEEK!"

"AHAHAHAHAHA! How do you like a magical gatling gun?!"

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Old 2009-07-20, 07:19   Link #999
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I don't know how many internets you win for that now, that's a lot of super robot references.

Best one has got to be the G Gundam one-liner though.
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Old 2009-07-20, 13:10   Link #1000
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Randomness is random...

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"Hey, Caro."

"Yeah?"

"I've been wanting to know... What's in your pockets?" Erio pointed to her transformed clothes.

Caro grinned as she pulled out... "Candy!"

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"Mama!"

"Vivio!"

"Mama!"

"Vivio, it's okay, don't be scared... What did you do to her?"

"What makes you think I did anything?"

"Vivio, what's wrong?"

"Ghost stories are scary!"

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"Mama, who's that?"

"My familiar, Aruf."

"Why is she with Nanoha-mama and holding a glass and acting silly?"

Fate giggled slightly. "Ah, it's a silly drink for adults. Drink too much and you act silly."

"Oh... Why is Aruf grabbing Nanoha-mama in the chest?"

"That drink really messes with your mind, Vivio, don't drink it."

"Okay, mama."

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"Hey, Erio, I have a question."

"Yeah, Subaru-san?"

"How come Strada says explosion? Nothing ever explodes."

"...I have no clue."

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"So, Nanoha, what are we going to do tonight?"

"I dunno about you, but I'm going to do the same thing I do every night."

"What's that?"

"Try to befriend the world!"

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"Whee!"

"...Zest..."

"Yes, Agito?"

"Remind me to get Lulu a motorcycle when she turns 18."

"If I'm still around, yes."

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I can't be the only one who has random omakes in the head, can I?
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