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Old 2010-10-10, 08:41   Link #1121
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Your mention of Mass Effect and the earlier trailer spoofs in this thread made this pop into my mind:

(Original: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5DL6jFXfhM)

*Fate under attack by swarms of small drones and Precia's robots*

Jail (VO): We're at war. Nobody wants to admit it, but the worlds are under attack. One very specific woman may be all that stands between the TSAB and the greatest threat of their breif existance.

*The Arthra is blown up, Nanoha drifts off into space*

Amy: Nanoha!

Uno: Al-hazred is still out there. We loose Takamachi, the multiverse might well follow.

*Precia looking ominous*

Precia: I will show you true power...

*various scenes of characters kicking ass*

Jail: We need a leader... and surround her with the brightest, the toughest, the deadliest allies we can find.

Vita: taking the fight to Al-Hazred in person... Looking forward to the action.

Cinque: Attaking Al-hazard would require passing through a Dimensional Displacement. No ship has ever returned from doing so.

Jail: The team will have to be strong, their resolve unquestionable.

Nanoha: We need to give everything, even if it means our lives! We will stop at nothing! We will fight for the lost!
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Old 2010-10-10, 14:58   Link #1122
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Well, how about a more obscure movie trailer... Can anyone guess it?

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[CAPTION: In the near future]

[Opening scene: Fate is inside a nondescript room, surrounded by several Bureau Ground Forces grunts. As she jumps up, slashing one of them across the chest with Bardiche's Riot Zamber blade, time slows down when the camera passes her face, collected in a tranquil fury way]

Fate (VO): Hello. My name is Fate.

[Time speeds up again, as the grunt goes flying across the room. Fate proceeds to take down the rest of them]

F (VO): I was born into a world you may not understand.

[Scene shift: A Bureau lab in a classified location somewhere on the Mid]

F (VO): I'll start at the beginning. Everything changed when a Bureau lab discovered that Eclipse virus caused genetic mutation.

[Scene shift: Sciencey stuff inside the lab]

F (VO): They used it to create faster and stonger soldiers.

[Shot of Nanoha inside a testing facility, dressed in Black Knight armor. She punches through a wall with her bare hands, then summons a Divider and aims it at a scientist]

F (VO): The problem was...

[Nanoha shoots the scientist, then breaks out through a wall, followed closely by Eclipse-infected Hayate and Fate]

F (VO): ...we became a threat.

[Scene shift: Regius surrounded by Ground Forces officers]

R: I want them hunted down and killed.

[Scene shift: Nanoha, Hayate, Fate, Subaru, and Teana are swarmed by a horde of Ground Forces in a sciencey room]

GF grunt: On your knees!

[Nanoha & Co. prepare for a fight]

[Scene shift: Fate walking alone through a crowd]

GF grunt (on the radio): We managed to eradicate almost all of them.

[Scene shift: Fate drives Bikediche (which looks suspiciously like the Hückebikes) through a glass wall into another lab]

F (VO): Those of us who survived extinction started fighting back.

[Fate stands up and sets her Barrier Jacket to New Sonic Form, as the first wave of mooks avances onto her]

[Scene shift: Fate is pursued by Aerial Mages through the Cranagan airspace]

Yuuno (on the phone): If you are compromised, destroy it.

F: Copy that!

[Scene shift back to the lab fight, Fate slicing a group of mages with her scythe-like Divider]

Narrator VO: They made her a weapon.

[Brief flash to Fate in the Cardiche, talking to Vivio sitting on the front seat]

F: [indifferently] Killing is what I do. That's what I am good at.

[Scene shift back to the lab fight]

Narrator VO: They made her a target.

[Back to Cardiche, Fate notices Ground Forces closing in on them]

F: The humans want me. [revs up the engine, smashing the Ground Mages into a wall]

[Scene shift: Yuuno's hideout]

Y: You jeopardize everything by coming here.

F: I don't have any place left to go, Yuuno. Besides, you have all the cartridges.

[Scene shift back to the lab fight: The second wave of Ground Forces approaches, this time officers, and Fate is fresh out of cartridges. Unperturbed, she raises Bardiche blades and takes the first charging officer down with a single strike]

[Scene shift: Fate calmly walking into the main entrance of the Ground Forces HQ on the Mid, passing through rows of motionless GF grunts. Regius is walking through the corridors to meet her]

Narrator VO: And in the final days of the Bureau's greatest crisis...

R [to Auris]: This is pure suicide!

[Brief scene shift: Verossa acting all hands-on with Fate until she pushes him away]

V: No one but you could have pulled this off.

[Scene shift back to GF HQ, Fate is still walking through]

Narrator VO: ...she will decide their fate.

[Fate walks out into a large inner yard, filled with rows and rows of Ground Forces grunts. Regius is standing on the opposite side with a gun in his hand. Fate calmly sets her Divider to gun mode and brandiches Bardiche blade. Camera pans over the hundreds of GF mages]

R [raises his hands to his sides in the direction of his army]: Are you mental?

F: Come and get it.

[The Ground Forces begin firing but Fate evades them all on superspeed, moving up close to Regius. He tries to punch her but his arm goes right through the afterimage she left behind]

[Scene shift: Fate walks through a corridor, loading fresh cartridges into her Divider and Bardiche]

Auris [on the speakers]: Why are you doing this?

F [bored]: Because I hate humans.

A: You used to be human!

F: But not anymore, right? I got sick and now I'm something worthy of extermination.

A: You won't get out of this complex alive.

F [just finished loading]: Watch me.

[Scene shift back to the lab fight, as the THIRD wave approaches. Lots of awesome chase and fight scenes follow. Buried among them is a brief one where Vivio stands on the edge of a skyscraper, ready to jump off]

[Final scene shift: Fate leaps off a three story high building, lands hard, and stands up slowly]

F (VO): My name is Fate. I was born into a world you may not understand.

[BIG CAPTION: Magical Record Lyrical Nanoha Eclipse]

[Stinger: A silhouette of a Ground Forces grunt standing watch. A slashing sound is heard, then the grunt falls down, revealing a much more slender silhouette of Fate behind him]
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Old 2010-10-11, 07:56   Link #1123
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...Ultraviolet?
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Old 2010-10-11, 08:03   Link #1124
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...Ultraviolet?
Bingo!

Here's the original trailer.
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Old 2010-10-12, 19:20   Link #1125
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Bingo!

Here's the original trailer.

Well here's something you'll recognize:

[Opening scene: Signum, armed with her Knight's Armor, is inside a dark underground lair. She started to walk towards a gate]

Narrator(Reinforce VO) : "For centuries..."

[Signum unsheathed Leavanteinn]

Narrator(Reinforce VO) : "We have watched and waited for the Mariages to return"

[A fallen Mariage tried to attack Signum, but she stabbed and dispatched it easily]

Narrator(Reinforce VO) : "In peace - Vigilance!"

[Signum attacked and slayed another Mariage, before turning away and continued her walk.]

Narrator(Reinforce VO) : "In war - Victory!"

[AS she reached the gate, Signum encased Leavanteinn with her magical flames. Slowly, her eyes appeared as if emitting flames by itself]

Narrator(Reinforce VO) : "In death - Sacrifice!"

[The gate opened, showing a large bridge. At the caverns across, numerous Mariages waits menacingly, muttering untranslatable shrieks and roars.]

Narrator(Reinforce VO) : "THIS is what it means..." *pauses* "...to be a Wolkenritter!!"

[Signum charged ahead, furiously attacking and slaying any Mariage that comes close, sometimes gracefully parrying their attacks before striking back]

Caption: The Mariages Rise Again

Narrator(Reinforce VO) : "Join Us"

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Old 2010-10-13, 06:20   Link #1126
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Well here's something you'll recognize:
I do, but that vid is too sad. It is a slight faux pas IMO to compare Signum to a Gray Warden at the end of his life path while she is still in a hospital. :-\

----

Another:

[Opening: TSAB logo glimmering dimly in darkness]

Teana (VO): Who do you think is covering up the battle?

[Scene shift: Long Arch and the sea around it from bird's eye view]

N (VO) [sounds very grumpy]: Listen, the only thing on that end of the Dimension Sea is Mirzka space station. It's Vaizen territory.

[Scene shift: Hangar at Long Arch, Nanoha and Teana sit in front of it at sunset]

T: But... haven't we been allies with Vaizen since the war 80 years ago?

[Scene shift: Nanoha and Teana walking across the training grounds, Teana is limping slightly. Slow Latin chant begins]

N [suddenly turns around to face someone]: Nakajima, you keep flying like this and you'll die real soon.

[Flashback: Subaru flies through the air, desperately trying to evade incoming Shooting spells. NOTE: I know she is not an aerial mage in the canon, but bear with me for a moment]

[Close up on Subaru's face as she looks away]

Subaru: I won't die, Ma'am.

[Another close up on Subaru, this time resting on a couch inside Long Arch with a book]

[Scene shift: Debriefing room]

N: You are flying number two on my wing. Gotta keep an eye on you or who knows what you'll get yourself into.

Su: [nods silently]

[Flashback: Subaru almost gets hit by a spell projectile, when Nanoha intercedes and draws the projectile after herself]

Fate (VO): Nanoha probably hates it more than anybody.

[Back at the hangar, Teana turns around to see Fate in technician uniform walking out from the back]

F: She used to have lots of friends over on Vaizen.

[Flashback: Nanoha is unable to evade the spell and gets hit hard, plummeting to the ground]

Su (VO): Captain!

[Rapid scene shift between several static images, including Auris on the phone, Nanoha resting, and Raising Heart in standby form. Latin chant abruptly stops]

Hayate (VO): Warning! Warning! StarS Squadron, return to Long Arch immediately!

T (VO): What happened?

Auris [lowers down the phone]: Vaizen just declared war.

[Epic music beings to play]

[CAPTION: MAGICAL GIRL LYRICAL NANOHA #5]

[Scene shift: StarS Squadron over the sea towards a large battle]

H [on the radio]: Nakajima, you lead the formation.

[CAPTION: WAR IS UPON THEM]

Su: No, Tea is leading. And I am not going to lose another flight lead.

[Signum speeds past them towards the battle]

Si: Quit screwing around! This is war. The enemy is all over, and they're gonna eat you alive!

[CAPTION: HISTORY REPEATS]

[Scene shift: The Long Arch is under attack]

Erio: I can't gather any mana... Come on, come on, come ON...

[CAPTION: ONCE AGAIN]

[Scene shift: Caro summoning her Barrier Jacket]

Caro: This is StarS 4, I am taking off!

[CAPTION: FOUR WINGS AS ONE]

Su: Be careful, Caro! I'll cover you.

[Scene shift: Large aerial battle, with the StarS right in the middle of it]

Regius (VO): The goal of this operation is simple: to invade and occupy the Vaizen mainland.

E [on the radio]: What are we gonna do, Tea? I'll follow you...

C: I think you should start calling her "Captain".

H [on the radio]: Bombardment spell incoming!

[A large explosion erupts near where the StarS are fighting]

Su: The Wolfram?!!

[Brief shot of the Wolfram floating in the stratosphere, followed by the Saint's Cradle emerging from the depths of a semi-frozen ocean]

E: What was THAT?!

Su: It's like this enemy came straight from the demon legends.

E: God damn it, Nakajima...

[A second-long shot of Subaru's face as she is almost hit by a Shooting spell. Music abruptly cuts, fade to black]

Su (VO): That can't... It can't be!

[Scene shift: The empty couch where Subaru was sitting earlier, now only the book she was reading lies on it]

T (VO): It knew a little about that famous legend, too.

[CAPTION: THE WHITE DEVILS]

[Scene shift: Fate and Teana examine some scrapped magitech at the hangar. Another epic tune begins to play quietly at first, but grows louder quickly]

F: Look at that wreckage. I am amazed they are still making them like this.

T: "They"? Who is this "they" you're referring to?

[CAPTION: ENEMIES IN THE SHADOWS]

[Scene shift: Teana picks up Subaru's book from the empty couch]

Su (VO): The White Devil, the demon from the world of fairy tales.

[Various battle scenes shift rapidly]

C (VO): Captain, do you believe in the White Devil legend?

E (VO): The demon from the north sea... I've never seen a stupid fairy tale come true like this!

[CAPTION: TRUTH BEYOND THE DARK]

[Music abruptly cuts, screen goes black]

Cradle crewmember: It appears we are up against the White Devil itself out there.

[Scene shift: Subaru restraining some enemy soldiers on a snowy battlefield]

T (VO): When history witnesses a great change, the White Devil reveals itself.

[Scene shift: Erio telling young Bureau mages about their adventures enthusiastically, as Subaru and Caro look at him grinning]

T (VO): First, as a demon.

[Scene shift: Teana and Nanoha talking in front of the hangar]

T (VO): As a demon, it uses its powers to rain death upon the land. And then it dies.

[CAPTION: FLYING INTO THE UNKNOWN]

[Scene shift: Subaru, Teana, and Caro flying over Cranagan, as another four aerial mages overtake them and perform a missing-man flyby]

T (VO): However, after a period of slumber, the White Devil returns.

[CAPTION: THEIR UNSUNG WAR]

[Scene shift: Teana flying through the skies above Long Arch alone]

[CAPTION: WILL BEGIN]

[Rapidly shifting battle scenes, as a Nana Mizuki's song begins to play. Most of said scenes feature StarS flying like gods, but also Asura being bombarded while Lindy stands resolutely on the bridge]

[FINAL CAPTION: MAGICAL GIRL LYRICAL NANOHA 5: THE UNSUNG WAR]

[Credits]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1104107439256462690&hl=en
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Old 2010-10-13, 06:34   Link #1127
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I do, but that vid is too sad. It is a slight faux pas IMO to compare Signum to a Gray Warden at the end of his life path while she is still in a hospital. :-\
I still don't know what faux pas exactly means. But hey, better to go out with a BANG!

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Another:

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[FINAL CAPTION: MAGICAL GIRL LYRICAL NANOHA 5: THE UNSUNG WAR]

[Credits]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1104107439256462690&hl=en
Ace Combat! Nice...
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Old 2010-10-13, 07:07   Link #1128
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I still don't know what faux pas exactly means.
French for "false step". Means unintentionally saying something hurtful.

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But hey, better to go out with a BANG!
Better not go out at all but live for sweet revenge brutal befriending, is my point.

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Ace Combat! Nice...
There should be more Nanoha/AC crossovers. -__- I know of two, plus mine above but that's about it...
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Old 2010-10-13, 08:17   Link #1129
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Nanoha is scary. *shudder*
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Old 2010-10-13, 09:28   Link #1130
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What the?! The BGM just made it creepy

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French for "false step".
Unfortunately, there's no other flame-using sword-wielder to take the role...
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There should be more Nanoha/AC crossovers. -__- I know of two, plus mine above but that's about it...
AC doesn't have enough cinematics/dialogues that can be parodied...

Alright. Can you guess this? Don't worry, no heroic sacrifices involved. The title should be a dead giveaway
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Unrecognizable Speaker (VO): *static* "Negative 3-8, back-up unavailable. You have a green-light to engage."

Teana (VO): "Roger that."

[Scene shows the StrikerS team walking into a deserted base. Every room they've walked through have had become a battlefield.]

Teana: "Hold here!"

Erio: "Yes ma'am."

[Teana loads her cartridge. The StrikerS then continues onward. As they passed through a tunnel, a Type-II watched over unnoticed.]

[The team quickens their pace, before stopping in front of a gate.]


Teana: "StrikerS, execute door breach."

Caro: "Yes ma'am."

Subaru: "On our way."

Caro: "Commencing door breach maneuver." *prepares a spell on the gate* "Keep me covered."

Erio: "Roger that."

Caro: *Walking away from the gate* "Stand back." *the spell detonated, creating an opening*

Subaru: "Fire in the hole!" *fires Divine Buster*

[A Type-III drone was destroyed before it could react.]

[The StrikerS quickly run inside the enemy compound.]


Teana: *breathes heavily*

[Using the darkness, Tea armed her dagger and quickly dispatched three drones.]

Subaru: *being attacked* "Aaargh!"

[Scene change into and outdoor view]

Teana: "Got a visual on some enemy" *aims at the Cyborg Nove*

[Scene change into an indoor view]


Subaru: *Being closed-in and attacked by a small drone* "Argh!"

Teana: *Blasts the drone* "Watch out! Droids encountered."

[Scene change into some caverns.]

Teana: "Get down into the lower level."

Erio: "This place stinks with some bugs!" *blasts some huge cocoons*

[Another scene change.]


[The StrikerS watched how Zafira berserked and smashed some drones]

Zafira: "Rawwwr!"

Teana: *Blasts many drones* "Target eliminated." *pauses* "No life reading here-"

[Garyuu suddenly appeared from an underground hole. The StrikerS attacked him.]

[Another scene change. Zafira continues running amok.]


Zafira: "Rwwwwaaaarrrgh!"

[Changes into numerous scenes of the StrikerS fighting enemy drones]


Teana: "Hah...hah..." *breathes heavily*

[The scene quaked. The ominous sound of something big echoed.]

Teana: "StrikerS, defensive formation."

[All the StrikerS ran into cover. Tea hand-signals them to get ready.]

[The big door slowly opens. Suddenly, A Type-III fires a rocket on them.]


Teana: "Incoming. Multiple heavy hostiles!"

[A big firefight erupts.]

Teana: *Shoots at Garyuu* "Pull back!"

Subaru: "Aargh! I'm hit!"

Erio: "No!"

Teana: "Striker down!"

[The scene fades into black. The firefight can still be heard on the background.]

Caption: The squad is your weapon.

[Scene change into a viewpoint from a wrecked drone.]

Teana: "Enemy terminated. Proceed to next sector." *Kicks the drone, destroying it*

MAIN TITLE: Nanoha Force - TSAB Commando
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I think this should be very easy to guess (and I had to fudge some stuff on purpose), but still.

[Opening: There is a flash. Light shining from a set of windows into a dark room forms a cross. A panel on a far wall bears the mark of the TSAB. The camera moves towards the sigil.]

Narrator: For centuries we have-

[The room lights up, revealing many glass-paneled compartments. Words fade in and out of sight.]

Narrator: -fought against the Alhazredians. Now, fellow Bureau members, we-

[The camera shifts to right in front of the sigil.]

Narrator: -will win this war once and for all.

[Fade to white, scene shift. A figure is running in slow-motion. We zoom out to see that this is Vita, who is running on a rooftop. Behind her is Fate. Vita takes a leap...]

[... and lands heavily on another rooftop.]

[Fate glows with yellow energy, speeds up noticeably and leaps onto the rooftop Vita just landed on.]

[Vita and Fate run on and jump between several rooftops. As Vita nears the edge of one roof, she does... something and an explosion accompanied by smoke occurs.]

[Fate reaches the edge of the roof in time to see Vita duck into a crowd.]

[As Vita makes her way through some streets and through a doorway, she fails to notice Aria Lieze seated on a bench next to the door. Aria adopts the masked man disguise and gets to her feet.]

[Vita walks down a street, her back to the camera, when Aria walks up behind her.]

[Front view of Vita looking about with Aria in the background. Camera focuses on Aria.]

[Aria forces Vita to her knees and pulls out her Linker Core.]

[Vita slumps to the ground as Aria walks away.]

[Fate drops onto a nearby roof and follows Aria, unnoticed by her quarry.]

[Fate squats on a protruding object and observes Aria, then drops to the ground, goes into Sonic Form and impales Aria on Zamber Bardiche, then throws her to the ground.]

[Scene shift. A figure walks through a marketplace.]

[Someone sprints after the first person, who turns out to be Yuuno, while his pursuer is Zafira.]

[Zafira tries to attack, but Yuuno outmaneuvers him and slits his throat. Unknown to him, Fate is watching.]

[In a dark alley, Shamal kills someone.]

[Schach walks intimidatingly towards somewhere.]

[Yuuno darts out from behind cover and throws a spell at Fate, but this Fate turns out to be an illusion.]

[Yuuno looks confused. Fate, watching from a nearby spot, reactivates Bardiche, then pounces on Yuuno and shanks him. She looks up to see Shamal and Schach approaching.]

[Cut to isometric overhead view of Fate, Shamal and Schach, then fade to white. <Insert title of work here> appears.]

[Still image of Zafira against a black background. The words next to him say: "Unlock the Zafira multiplayer character <line break> Preorder <insert title here>"]

???: Get the deadly Zafira multiplayer character only when you preorder at Gamestop!

[Words say "Gamestop <line break> Power to the players"]

???: Product not yet ready.

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Well, I'm stumped on that last one. Here's mine. Try and guess it.

FROM THE BEGINNING.
COMES THE END
.

(Midchilda comes into view)

Neutrin Remote Scanning Outpost: Cranagan Station, this is Neutrin RSO. Unconfirmed report of an in-system voidspace rupture.

Cranagan Station: Impossible. Check your source.

Neutrin: Reading multiple pings below the orbital defense grid...

Cranagan Station: Oh, this can't be happening...

TSAB Operator: There's no mistake. It's them.

A destroyed TSAB Frigate is shown in Midchilda's orbit. Several other TSAB ships fly below. City lights are visible on the surface of the planet, many in circular patterns.

TSAB Operator: Autumn Contingency has been declared. All units are mobilized and ready.

Fate: This is Lightning-1, Capt. Harlaown, prepped for combat insertion.

A massive plasma blast hits the planet surface. The city lights go out, sections at a time.

TSAB Operator: What the hell was that?!

Pilot Vice: We're coming in hot! Hold on!

Several more explosions are seen on the planet.

Piliot: We just lost our chopper!

Adm. Chrono: Oh my gods... what the hell is happening down there?

Comm chatter overlapping, incomprehensible.

TSAB Marine: There's still people down there!

Chrono: The city just dropped off my map.

Marine: Where's our evac?!

Marine: We're overrun! We'll hold this position as long as we can!

...

Chrono: I need you in that fight, Stars-One. ...Star-One, come in... Star-One, do you read me?

NANOHA: MIDCHILDA

Nanoha: This is Star-1, Capt. Takamachi. You've got RF6 on the ground, sir. We're not going anywhere.

FALLS 2013
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I think this should be very easy to guess (and I had to fudge some stuff on purpose), but still.
[...]
The only one that came to mind was Assassin's Creed, but I don't think I've ever seen this trailer before.

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Well, I'm stumped on that last one. Here's mine. Try and guess it.
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Halo Reach. Man I love that game. Too bad I forgot where I saved that file...
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Old 2010-10-13, 11:39   Link #1134
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Unfortunately, there's no other flame-using sword-wielder to take the role...
You could take Cypha, nobody would care if she died, plus she has a sword. It would also be a nice twist if the Eclipse is kinda like the Grey Warden Joining: creates monsters to fight bigger monsters, only the Huckies have forgotten or were never told that.

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AC doesn't have enough cinematics/dialogues that can be parodied...
Well, it has pretty nice trailers...

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Alright. Can you guess this? Don't worry, no heroic sacrifices involved. The title should be a dead giveaway

MAIN TITLE: Nanoha Force - TSAB Commando
Republic Commando, that was pretty easy. ^^

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I think this should be very easy to guess (and I had to fudge some stuff on purpose), but still.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtDLFtBvka4
Recognized it as Assassin's Creed without checking the link. ^^ The marketplace was a dead giveaway: not many games dare to feature them. But I thought it'd be AC2, since Aria put on a mask and masquerades are a Venice thing...

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Well, I'm stumped on that last one. Here's mine. Try and guess it.
Halo Reach?
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Old 2010-10-13, 12:13   Link #1135
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You could take Cypha, nobody would care if she died, plus she has a sword.
I guess even imagining Cypha as something remotely heroic was too much for me...

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Republic Commando, that was pretty easy. ^^
Now that I think about it, Republic Commando and StrikerS have surprising similarities, namely having droids and bugs as your enemy.

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Recognized it as Assassin's Creed without checking the link. ^^ The marketplace was a dead giveaway: not many games dare to feature them. But I thought it'd be AC2, since Aria put on a mask and masquerades are a Venice thing...
That's what tipped me off too, the mask. As well as Vita's silent death.

Okay, next is...oh do you even need to guess?
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[A scene shows a group of Type-IV drones being pushed away by a group of soldiers and falls into a cliff.]

[Short flashback of Erio facing Arf in wolf form.]

[A view of Scaglietti sitting on a massive throne.]

[Erio stands on a cliff, addressing his soldiers.]

Erio: "Belkans! Tonight, we dine, IN HELL!!!"

[A scene shows Wendi riding her board, followed by Type-II drones.]]

Wendi: *shows a bundle of skulls*"Be afraid! Belka will burn to the ground!"

Erio: *aims Strada at Wendi*

Wendi: "This is blasphemy!" *panics* "This is madness!"

Erio: "Madness?! This is Belka!!" *stabs Wendi and shoves her dying electrified body into a well*

[Scene change to Subaru leaping to attack Precia, who armed her whip.]

[Scene change to Carim performing an erotic oracle dance.]

[Montages of the twisted servants of Scagiletti: Nove roared, Cinque and Due embraces each other seductively, and a scene of a Mariage army marching before the front one halts their advance.]

[Thunderstorm. Erio and his troops watches as Jail's warships fell from the skies.]

Precia(VO): "The thousand armies of the Scaglietti Empire..."

[Numerous Type-I's charges the battlefield.]

Precia(VO): "...descends upon you."

[Erio and his troops prepares their round shield.]

Precia: "Our drones shall blot out the sun."

Subaru: *snickers* "Then we shall fight in the shade."

[The Belkan knights watched as Type-II drones take-off, literally blotting out the sun.]

[Jail screams like a mad man. Scene change to a berserking Tre, rampaging and hitting a Type-I drone that stands in her way.]

[Another scene change, this time into an R-Rated steamy flashback between Erio and Caro.]

[Scene changes back to the battlefield.]

Erio: "We will stand, and fight!"

Zafira: *blocks incoming fire with his barrier* "Aaargh!"

[Scene change to numerous Belkan Knights charging at their foes.]

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[A dying Erio looks upon the battlefield, seeing all his comrades slain and the surrounding drones preparing to fire.]

Erio(VO): "Before this battle is over...the world will know, that the few, stood against many!"
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I guess even imagining Cypha as something remotely heroic was too much for me...
Oh well, it's never said that the Warden's are a Lawful Good bunch. They fight the Darkspawn but can be utter assholes to normal people as long as they get the job done. ^^

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Now that I think about it, Republic Commando and StrikerS have surprising similarities, namely having droids and bugs as your enemy.
Uh, about that... You know that pretty much every space opera features either a robot race, or a bug race, or both and then some? ^^;

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That's been done, too.
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Oh well, it's never said that the Warden's are a Lawful Good bunch. They fight the Darkspawn but can be utter assholes to normal people as long as they get the job done. ^^
Imagines Cypha as Loghain



Still, Grey Warden's asshole choices are quite rude, even more than Renegade Shephard

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Uh, about that... You know that pretty much every space opera features either a robot race, or a bug race, or both and then some? ^^;
Well yes, but both at the same time are quite rare. Well, that and the fact that StrikerS (at least, the first half) shows the fight from the eyes of the non-aces, just like how SW:RC was fought by the clones instead of the Jedi's

It's a pity there's so few decent cinematics from the RTS genre. Red Alert 3 especially are just to narmy for me...still much less disgusting than C&C: T Twilight though...

Well, this one's quite recent, so it should be easy (oh how I wished for a lanster spin-off):
Teana(VO): "I've seen this kind of work before..."

[Shows a montage numerous rooms inside the TSAB HQ, filled with corpses and wrecked furniture.]

Teana(VO): "...belongs to the same savages that trained me..."

[Teana walks through the devastated HQ, carrying Cross Mirage in assault rifle form.]

Teana(VO): "...and destroyed my family."

[Flashback of Tiida being ambushed by a powerful spell.]

Tiida: "Hhaargh-"

Teana(VO): "The precision, the carnage..."

[Flashback to an enforcer gunning down people.]

Teana(VO): "...the violent justice."

[Continues the montage of the death-ridden HQ.]

Teana(VO): "They say when plotting your revenge, you should dig two graves. One for your enemy..."

[Another flashback of an enforcer gunning down more people. Scene change back to the HQ.]


Teana(VO): "...one for yourself. I can tell you right now..."

[Shows a wrecked TSAB chopper, with the TSAB HQ at the background.]


Teana: *Slams a lowlife into a urinal, elbows his nose* "Who killed my brother!" *Slams the lowlife's head into a toilet.*

Teana(VO): "I will stop at nothing to learn the truth."

7ARCS


[Montage of Cranagan in chaos. "God's Gonna Cut You Down" plays in the background]

You can run on, for a long time...


[Teana beats up Quattro.]


run on, for a long time...

[Tea blasts Quattro's legs.]

run on, for a long time...


[Teana slams Regius into a wall of equipments and continues to hit him.]

...sooner or later God'll cut you down.


Teana(VO): "I have a message to those that stand in my way. Pray."

Go tell that long tongue liar...


[Tea threatens Quattro with Cross Mirage to the head.]

...go and tell that midnight rider...


[Tea blasts every enforcer that tries to attack her.]

...tell the rambler, the gambler, the back biter...


[Shows a scene of Tea being captured and interrogated at the TSAB HQ.]


...sooner or later, God's gonna cut you down...


[Shows a scene of Tea running from Enforcer HQ.]

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[Quattro tries to fend of Tea with a TSAB flag pole, but Tea disarms and kicks Quattro down to the first floor.]

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[Early morning. Hayate (H), dressed in spiked leather, rides a bike on the outskirts of Cranagan]

Gil Graham (VO): I couldn't believe it when the police told me who you are.

[Scene shift: Biker!Hayate fights picks up a fight with several ground mages on the streets]

H [after the street fight, face bruised]: Why are you talking to me, old man? [shakes head dismissively]

GG [stands up]: Your mother was Captain of a starship for twelve minutes.

[Brief flashes of a grand battle in the Dimension Sea]

GG (VO): She saved 800 lives.

[Flash of young Lindy carrying baby Hayate to safety]

GG (VO): Including yours.

[Scene shift back: Hayate sitting on her bike, watching a drydock from afar, where Wolfram is being built]

GG (VO) [as the camera lingers on the Wolfram starting to light up]: I dare you to do better. Enlist in the Navy.

[CAPTION: FROM AUTHOR MASAKI TSUZUKI]

[Scene shift: The Bureau Graduation Hall, filled with young TSAB officers, fresh from their education. Hayate looks around]

Nanoha: You will experience fear.

[Scene shift: Hayate, Fate, and a TSAB mook skydive from the Earth's stratosphere]

N (VO): Fear in the face of certain death.

H [to mook]: Summon your shield!

F [as the mook fails to respond] No, no, no, no!

[CAPTION: ON OCTOBER 1st]

[Scene shift: Ominous shots of the Saint's Cradle emerging from warpspace]

N (VO): We received a distress call.

Scaglietti: I'm been waiting for this day my whole life… this day of reckoning.

[CAPTION: PREPARE]

[Scene shift: The Wolfram bridge]

F: I've got no Captain and no First Officer to replace her.

H [heavily battered, looks up at her decisively] Hell we do. [majestically descends into the Captain chair]

[CAPTION: FOR THE BEGINNING]

[Scene shift: Hayate stranded in the middle of frozen Alzas wasteland]

Shiro (VO to Nanoha): You are capable of deciding your own destiny.

[Many awesome battle scenes]

Shiro (VO): The question is... which path will you choose?

[Scene shift: Hayate confronts Scaglietti onboard the Cradle]

Scaglietti: Yagami Hayate was a great woman... but that was another life!

[More awesome battle scenes]

Lucino: They’re locking mass-based missiles.

Alto: Emergency evasive!

Scaglietti: Fire everything!

[Even more awesome battle scenes]

[BIG CAPTION: MAGICAL GIRL LYRICAL HAYATE]

[CAPTION: OCTOBER 1, 2009]
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The latest Star Trek movie. hmm, but wouldn't Chrono fit better, what with his father being KIA, GG as his mentor and him being admiral and all?
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Nice! I had a spoof of the Lone Wolf trailer lined up, but in hindsight it's not really very funny.

Still, I like the line "Strikers never die, Teana. They're just missing in action"

On that note...


(Original: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LG3-FXB_7AQ)

[scene: Rooftop landing pad]

Schach: Rookie, you out there? Respond, that's an order!

Vice: Give it up, sister.

Schach: Just give up, huh? What if it were you down there?

Vice: I'm just sayin, I ain't dead.

Schach: You're a piece of work, Vice.

Schach VO: Lance-corperal Vice Granscenic.

Vice: *holds up Storm raider* What the hell am I supposed to do with this inside Gadget ship?

Schach VO: Real lucky with the ladies, to hear him tell it, but all I care about is his aim *Vice shoots down a group of drones* His luck with targets at long range.

Schach VO: Corperal Zafira Yagami.

Zafira: Now's one of those times, pays to be the strong, silent type.

Schach VO: Wolf's claws stuck right on his gauntlets. Close combat specialist. *Zafira beating the crap out of a type-III* Time in the Book of Darkness tends to give a man... perspective.

Zafira: Amen.

Schach VO: Private first-class Yuuno Scrya.

Yuuno: My vote? hold up, wait for backup.

Schach VO: Smart enough to be a librarian, but trained to stop us blowing up.

Yuunu: *Starting a transferance spell* This ain't a job you wanna rush...

Schach VO: He's never seen a Dimensional Disturbance... I hope he won't see it today

Schach VO: And the FNG. The Rookie. *OC of your choice* Not exactly green. No Striker is. If I didn't think she could do the job I wouldnt have her on my six.

*The team sitting in a hanger bay*

Schach VO: These are my men. And I'm dropping them straight into hell.

Schach: Come on, Chrono. What could be more important than that ship?

Chrono: My orders.

Schach VO: Naval intelligence says we're taking down a Belkan ship that's sitting pretty over Crannagan. Not what I’d call a routine operation, but it doesn’t matter. We know what we’re up against because we’ve seen it all before. The cyborgs come to kill us, and the TSAB? We do our best to kill them first.

-A bunch of boring stuff about weapons that doesn't really fit =P-

*Helicopter is approaching the landing pad – with two type-IIs on its tail.*

Schach: Gadgets! On your six! Hit the deck! *The chopper is hit and damaged, falling out of sight.

Zafira: We’re losing her!

Yuuno: Aaaahhh!

Schach: Yuuno! Zafira! Status! *turns to Vice* Alive or dead, we’re pulling them out! You hear me? *readies Winderschaft* Make some noise. I got your back.

Schach VO: Scaglietti has found the Cradle. He owns Cranagan. Anyone who could have driven him off is dead or gone... I'd say that makes for desperate times. Me and my team? Guess we're the desperate measures.

TITLE: Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha: Underappreciated Character Limelight Squad.



OK, so the only problems are that this assasinates Vice's character, there's no real fit for the Rookie in MGLN... and it implies a past Schach/Chrono romance
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