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Old 2012-01-03, 04:13   Link #1241
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I wasn't the only one who thought of something like that, right?
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What?
Best thing about it? Both of them can co-exist and be true at the same time.

Spoiler:
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Old 2012-01-09, 10:00   Link #1242
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Before the TSAB was formed...

A bright kingdom named Al-Hazard existed for the Relics.

An industrious realm for the Belkans.

And a non-administrated world called Earth.

But Signum, leader of the Wolkenritters, destroyed the Earth using Lost Logia... or so it was claimed.

Shadowy TSAB Council: "You have betrayed our trust in you, Captain."

To spare her sister from oblivion, a second Ace strode forth. And her name...

... was FATE.

*epic guitar strumming*

Jail: "I see you, Fate Testarossa. You offer so little."
Fate: "I have an offer in mind."

*more epic guitar strumming*

Will she seal Earth's fate? Or a new destiny?
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Old 2012-01-09, 12:43   Link #1243
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Old 2012-01-10, 00:26   Link #1244
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Best thing about it? Both of them can co-exist and be true at the same time.

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and Orenji-kun.
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Old 2012-01-10, 23:17   Link #1245
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Some shadowy burglars are scaping after robbing a TSAB facility....

Agito: Freeze!

Signum: Laevatein!

Laevatein: Sturmwinde!

*The stream of flames reached the vehicle but the flames suddenly dissapear after one of the guys reveals having a Divider*

Agito: That won't work Signum! your flames don't work on them!

Signum: Not again! They don't seem to work on ANYTHING these days!

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Old 2012-01-10, 23:51   Link #1246
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Old 2012-01-14, 02:16   Link #1247
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Another delightful trailer parody for your consumption. Original here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oh-roZLH61c

Disclaimer- as I wrote this and figured out how it would work, this thing got really grimdark. Please don't hate me too much.


Scene opens on a man being patted down at a Bureau security checkpoint.

In the not too distant future. . .

Flash images of mages and cyborgs battling, and a TSAB gunship exploding.

Warfare is the basis of Midchilda's economy, and science has created a new type of military.


Teana: "We're movin' out!"

Where every move. . .


Image of Belka cartridge loading.


And every thought. . .

Shamal, in her lab.

Shamal: You don't trust me?

Of every soldier. . .

Scaglietti, pointing at a group of bureau mages with a mechanical arm bearing a familiar knuckle.

Scaglietti: "Activate it."

Can be controlled

The mages' eyes go yellow, and they start writhing on the ground as IS sigils activate.

Scaglietti: "I never thought it would be so easy! The system is mine!"

Except for one.

Subaru leaps from a broken building and hits the ground in a crouch, making a crater.

Subaru: "Sounds like the perfect job for me."

Cut to RF6's warship, running through the clouds. Hayate appears on a holoscreen.

Hayate: "Subaru, I'm counting on you. Terminate Ginga."

More combat scenes of Subaru fighting cyborgs.

Hayate: "She's preparing to unleash her insurrection."

Ginga-Scaglietti: "Die, Subaru!"

Shamal in her lab; Subaru comes up behind her, wiping tears from her eyes.

Shamal: "Your framework is approaching it's limit."

Subaru: "How long do I have?"

When war becomes research. . .

Scenes of G-S commanding cyborgs.

Ginga-Scaglietti: "Midchilda had better sleep soundly while she still can."

Ginga-Scaglietti: <maniacal laughter>

When armies are toys and test subjects. . .

Gil Graham: "The Numbers are trying to control the dimensional flow of magic."

Nanoha: "They've implemented a system that monitors every mage engaged in combat action."

Who is left in control?

Scene of Wendi knocking aside mages. The Cradle hangs in the sky.

Subaru: "This. . . is my final mission."

This Summer

Scene in which Subaru tries to fights G-S and is knocked aside.

Ginga-Scaglietti: "Sister! It's been too long."

Scene of Due licking her claws, cackling. Scenes of Signum and Cinque in combat.

Evil is powerful.

G-S, holding Subaru, activates Vibration Shatter

Ginga-Scaglietti: "DIE!"

Subaru: "Aaaugh!"

But courage has Caliber.

Nanoha: "Here we go!"

More explosions, bad things rushing at the camera, and Signum cutting open a drone.

Magic Gear Subaru 4:
Devices of the Bureau


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And that's why it's a good thing StrikerS went so well for our heroes, and that Scaglietti isn't all that subtle in his methods of world domination. Ouch.
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Old 2012-02-09, 03:19   Link #1248
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Source here xD!

Agito: Unison IN!

Cypha: Oh, look at you public servant, you're really going to fight me.

Signum: Make your jokes while you can Cypha, because i can now see the peak of your power ...while i'm only beginning to tap into mine.

Cypha: Oh my god ..i can't believe this is happening...

Signum: That's right, you're not dealing with the average Belkan Knight anymore. Because i Signum have finally awakened the true spirit of the flame!

Agito: Yeah!

Cypha: ...okay seriously, i'll promise you something, by the end of this, you're going to be bleeding ....like a little pig.

Signum: B*tch you're just jealous of my Belkan Knight swagger...

Cypha: Oh for f**ks sake -_-
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Old 2012-02-23, 17:13   Link #1249
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Linith Dojo

Shirou died! Limited Blade Works.

Spoiler for Limited Blade Works:
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Old 2012-03-11, 04:29   Link #1250
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Time for another oldie reference...

Signum: I am telling you, Fate, Cypha is totally off her game. Think she's moonlighting? Maybe she's stepping out on Curren?

Fate: ...the deeper mystery here is "Why do you even care?" Isn't this the woman who beat the snot out of you a few months back?

Signum: She got a lucky shot in! *beat* Okay, five or six lucky shots.
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Old 2012-04-03, 14:17   Link #1251
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More gaming old references....

TSAB Agent: Captain Signum we've located a suspect, it's a tall woman with pale-blonde hair and Dark skine. She wears an eye-patch and a black sword. Probably affiliated to the Huckebein family.

Signum: Good job, Agito come, we must take immediate action!

Agito: all right!

TSAB Agent: Wait!, Captain we need a strategy, maybe our forces can surround the forest, that way we could prepare an ambush and safely retire possible victims from the area, we have the maps and.... Captain? Where she'd go?

*flying to the forest*

Signum: LEEEEEROOOOOOY JEEEEEENKIIIIIIINS!!!

*rushes at Cypha*

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Old 2012-06-09, 23:29   Link #1252
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Nanoha: You have two cows. You taught them how to better defend themselves against wolves.

Fate: You adopted two calves. Everyone agrees that they are adorable and will go on to make many more calves together.

Yuuno: You had one cow, and then you found 21 elephants. You gave away the elephants, then went looking for them when they got loose. Then you gave away your cow to the girl who helped you. Then YOU got put out to pasture. What happened?

Lindy: You have at least one cow, whose milk you use with your green tea. You had at least one prize bull, which you left to your son when you took a desk job. If you have any other cattle, you keep quiet about it.

Chrono: You have two cows, and you earned them the hard way! (You also get a bull through a little bit of nepotism, but you're nontheless qualified.) Eventually, you earn an entire herd of cattle, but now you're stuck in an office and hardly get to visit the ranch.

Scaglietti: You have twelve cows, but you're still not satisfied. Also, your ranchhead is a literal slavedriver, and you want to take over.

Genya: You raised two calves on your own after your wife died. Then you took on five more cows.

Subaru: You have one cow, inherited from your mother. Your sister has the other. Once, you took care of both cows together for a little bit, but later said that you couldn't handle them as well as your mother. Fans agree that this comment makes little sense.

Erio: You have two cows. You ride one into battle.

Caro: You have two cows. They are the happiest cows in the world.

Lutecia: You don't do cattle; you farm bees for honey.

Teana: You have two cows. You thought they were pretty pathetic compared to others' cows, but then you successfully outcompeted three different milking rivals at once, and got hired by a prestigous ranch.

Vivio: You have two cows. One is red and the other is green.

Ixpellia: You had two cows. Two undead, bloodthirsty cows. You're glad that you don't have them anymore.

Rio: You have two cows: Fire and Lighting! People complain that you shouldn't have both.

Corona: You have two stone cows. You made them yourself.

Miura: You have three cows; they were gifts from Zafira, Signum and Vita, who taught you how to care for them. You're pretty good at it.

Sieglinde: You have two cows. Everyone's expecting their eyes to burst into blue flame.



Nanoha: You have two cows. One half of your fanbase endlessly declares that you adore one and should get rid of the other. The other half wishes they'd relax.

Fate: You have one dog. She was eventually loli'fied and put in a library. This was a waste.

Yuuno: You have two cows, at least if the YuNanoFei fans have anything to say about it.
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Old 2012-06-10, 09:03   Link #1253
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I laughed heartily at most of these.
Nice job, Sunder. ^^
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Old 2012-06-10, 10:09   Link #1254
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Thanks! Glad someone appreciated it. The meme was wildly popular over at White Wolf's Exalted forum, but the thread ran out of steam a while ago. I'd hoped to relive some of the laughs in another forum.

To that end, if anyone has their own takes on it, please share!


Ah, I forgot the Wolkenritter!

Signum: You have no use for cows or milking. You own two bulls and deal in rodeos.

Signum 2: You pasture your cows in wolf territory, and instead of using fences, you lay in wait.

Shamal: You had two cows. Now you have one batch of badly burnt hamburgers and a lot of curdled milk. You'll get it right one of these days!

Vita: You have two cows. No matter how much milk you drink, you're still a loli.

Zafira: You are torn between your desire to guard the cows as part of your purpose, and hunting the cows to assert that you are a WOLF, not a dog!


Arf: After a moment of poor impulse control, you have only one cow. You're wiser now, but at least it was a tasty lapse in judgment!

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Old 2012-06-10, 13:04   Link #1255
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Sunder, you forgot Einhart. Also...

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Teana: You have two cows. You thought they were pretty pathetic compared to others' cows, but then you successfully outcompeted three different milking rivals at once, and got hired by a prestigous ranch.
Teana: You have two cows. You can milk them both at the same time thanks to long years of hard training you put into it. And then you get assigned to a desk job.
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Old 2012-06-10, 16:19   Link #1256
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Sunder, you forgot Einhart.
There's a difference between forgetting and skipping.

I forgot the Wolkenritter; I skipped Einhart. In her case, nothing relevant or clever immediately came to mind, so I moved on.

But if you insist...


Einhart: You have one cow, inherited from your distant ancestor. He used to have two, and the loss of the one has haunted his successors ever since.

Einhart 2: You have two cows, one blue and one purple. Some privately wonder why they aren't a contrasting pair of colors (blue/orange or purple/yellow) like Vivio's red/green.

Einhart 3: You have two cows and absolutely no life outside of milking them.


Vivio: You have two cows. Some nuns think you're better off being a librarian than a milkmaid, but you think it's fun and rewarding anyway.

Ixpellia: You dream of two cows.

Runessa: You had two cows. Then you used them as suicide bombs. You are now in jail.

Thoma: You have two cows. One turns out to be some kind of Unison Device. The other might be a cyborg.


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Teana: You have two cows. You can milk them both at the same time thanks to long years of hard training you put into it. And then you get assigned to a desk job.
It's funny how Fate used to be more athletic than Nanoha; one of the best in their school.

Then Fate got a job that involved a lot of time sitting down and Nanoha got a job that involved a lot of time on the training field. Now Nanoha is the athletic one of the two.
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Old 2012-06-16, 16:34   Link #1257
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I remembered that I forgot the Wolkenritter, but not that I had forgotten Hayate!


HAYATE: You had no cows. Then you got four, and you declared them your children.
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Old 2012-06-16, 21:10   Link #1258
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Hayate! Stop molesting the cows!
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Thoma: You have two cows. One turns out to be some kind of Unison Device. The other might be a cyborg.
Thoma: And the other cow is like you (Quinn).
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Old 2012-06-17, 03:35   Link #1260
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Teana: You have two cows. When you divert your attention from them for just five minutes Subaru attacks them. You retaliate by stepping on one of her cows.

Subaru: You have two cows which do weird things. Fans think their thinking process is curvier than rainbows.

Fate: You have a cow. Then Lindy adopted you and gave you a new one. You decided to keep the new one behind the old one.

Hayate: You had a cow. After you lost her you decided to get a much smaller one.
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