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Old 2008-03-08, 05:09   Link #901
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1: A short story on Kyonko.

2: I am writing down an agenda on the blackboard. Why would I do that? It's because I am fated to run into annoying things along the way.

3: (Koizumi) Not coming for the club activities?
(Kyon) Hold on, let me get this done.
(Koizumi) Understood

4: //A cat is drawn on the blackboard. Nyaa is written next to it.
(Koizumi) You drew something over the 22nd. There be any reason for that?
(Kyon)No... not particularly.

5: (Kyon)It is just that I like cats.
(Koizumi) ...

6: //Koizumi scribbled: 'everyone, Kyonko is a cute kid, Kyon is startled.
(Kyon) Wha!

7: (Kyon) Kyaa-
//And Kyon erases the board.
(Kyon) What are you doing!! Don't write such strange things!!

8: (Koizumi) Oho, you know that I wrote that since I really like you~
(Kyon) Shut up.
(Koizumi) So cute. This is what I like you for~
(Kyon) stop talking!!
(Koizumi) I suppose then that it has to be written this way.

9: //Koizumi scribbled that Kyon is moe with a huge heart next to it, Kyon is shocked. (Kyon) Waita sec!... Why you...

10: //Kyon quickly erased the scribble
(Kyon) I am replacing it with your name since you're so damn annoying.
11: //Kyon replaced 'Kyonko' with 'Koizumi'.
(Koizumi) This is quite the honor.
(Kyon) Could you at least show some contempt?

12: (Suzumiya) Oy--! Hold it right there and come over to the clubroom already!!
(Kyon and Itsuki) Ah.
(Kyon) Shoot, here be Haruki.
//Koizumi takes a snipe at the board.
(Koizumi) ...

13: (Kyon) Sigh- so tired... hmm?
//The classroom is restless
(Kyon) what's up... with these people?
//Kyon is in tears (Kyon) WHA!
//The scribble of 'Koizumi is moe~ with a huge heart remained on the blackboard
(Kyon) Dammit!!
//The students look at Kyon

14: //Students stare on "Ahh, so Kyon-chan wrote this huh?" "Lace border?"
(Haruki)Koizumi is cute.
(Kyon) Shut it...
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Old 2008-03-08, 05:17   Link #902
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Sounds like there's more translation text there than there is text in the pictures, unless they're extrapolating more lines from it (or there were some original captions that didn't come across via Imageshack).
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Old 2008-03-08, 05:17   Link #903
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Chapter One Part Three EDITJOB GET!

Spoiler for Chapter One, part 3:
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Old 2008-03-08, 05:44   Link #904
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Closest we can get is if someone got all the Figma figures, modded them and then did a stop-motion version... (after the proper gender version first!)

time to recruit figure collectors!!

also, i am surprised by the growth of this thread. 900+ posts already?

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Old 2008-03-08, 06:22   Link #905
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Archive post updated.

Spoiler for SOS Brigade's day out: Kyonko and Mitsuru:


Insert infodump about time travel here.

I think I got a bit carried away.
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Old 2008-03-08, 07:31   Link #906
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Man, I don't know how you do it, but whenever I read your narration, it definately feels like it's Kyon-ko narrating.
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Old 2008-03-08, 07:33   Link #907
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Part 2 of image archive is now up.

http://rapidshare.com/files/97953470...art_2.rar.html
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Old 2008-03-08, 08:08   Link #908
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Man, I don't know how you do it, but whenever I read your narration, it definately feels like it's Kyon-ko narrating.
He's good isn't he
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Old 2008-03-08, 08:11   Link #909
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Chapter One Part Five DEMANDS EDITJOB!

Spoiler for Chapter One, part 5:


I left in as much of Haruki's formal speech as I dared, without making him seem unnatural. > >

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Old 2008-03-08, 08:42   Link #910
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Spoiler for SOS Brigade's day out: Kyonko and Mitsuru:

Great work

Do you mind adding something in the end like:

Please tell me he's going to confess; I'd rather not have another revelation about Haruki.
or something among those lines.
It's been long since I last read vol 1, I can't remember if it would fit the mood or not.


About Okabe sensei, why not make her being into flower arrangement/ tea ceremony ? "I'll bring you girls up into proper ladies" - lol


One last word, in Lone Island Syndrom, Mitsuru is studying Mori-san (now a male and butler), shouldn't he (mitsuru) be dressed as a butler in the SOS dan room ?
For the sake of coherence.
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Old 2008-03-08, 09:17   Link #911
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About Okabe sensei, why not make her being into flower arrangement/ tea ceremony ? "I'll bring you girls up into proper ladies".
That would be interesting... It comes with lots of possibilities, too
Then again, changing things around too much might not turn out well... Oh well. Either way, I'm sure it'll be fine.

Oh, and by the way... I got struck by some strange wave of inspiration this morning, and ended up creating a female version of the Student Council President. Not that different from the Fujiwara I posted earlier, even though it's a fair bit newer.
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Old 2008-03-08, 09:21   Link #912
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Regarding the bunny suit scene:
Since the genders are swapped and and no1 made a rule that fan fic must match original works 100%. You can always make Kyonko the one being forced to wear the bunny suit. Some chinese fan fic already got that included, with the school festival scene totally rewritten.
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Old 2008-03-08, 09:38   Link #913
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The problem with the bunysuit (or maid outfit for that matter) would be the question: Will Kyonko stand for such sexual harrasment?

Obviously she's not going to wear that outfit out of her own free will, which means someone will have to force her into it. Concidering Itsuko doesn't join untill after the first bunny suit/maid outfit scenarios, who will force her into those outfits?
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Old 2008-03-08, 09:49   Link #914
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striking iron while it is hot, and before I forget

this takes place before Kyonko leaves Nagato-san's condo.

--------------

...

"Well then, I'm on my way."

I had the hand on the doorknob when it came to my mind.

"A-ano, Nagato-san, you were the one who asked me to come over to your house... and we had a long conversation... so..."

He was sitting still (like a statue/lord of old ?) with his gaze fixed on me. He should have understood by now, or maybe he wants me to say it loud ? Oh and by the way Nagato-san, that was not as much a conversation as a monologue from your part.

'... and it's getting late... so would you mind accompanying me to my door ?"

"I see."

--------------

that's roughly what I had in mind.
There's two other lines I thought of.

1/
The door of the elevator just closed.
"Thank you Nagato-san, at least you know how to behave as a gentleman." (contrary to that Haruki)

2/
'... and it's getting late... so would you mind accompanying me to my door ?"

"I see. There's only 0.7% probability that you make an unfortunate encounter on your way home. The probability decreases to 0.4% if you use the bicycle."

"I'll appreciate if you would."



Here, feel free to use it.
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Old 2008-03-08, 09:59   Link #915
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"Dear Diary,

The winter here is just too cold! And these stupid sailor suits don't even do anything to keep the warmth in. Today I was walking to school, and there was a sudden gust of wind. My skirt wasn't of help, and the cold just went right up my legs!

Diary, why can't it be summer again? I hate this cold, and just want to be at the pool again! Change it for me Diary, will you?

Haruki is talking about some skiing trip coming up, courtesy of Itsuko. Where does that girl get all her money from? Then again, she seems willing to do anything. Do you think she could be selling herself, Diary? Then again, she does seem to have some kind of facination with Haruki.

Now, Diary, I sincerely apologize. I have to go take a bath. Hopefully my brother won't try to peep in like the pervert he is again.

Sincerely,
Kyon-ko"

In case you haven't noticed, these don't really follow the story in any real way. They're just random thoughts put into the Suzumiya world.
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Old 2008-03-08, 10:13   Link #916
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Well Butler would be the obvious choice over a maid, but a for the bunny suit you could change it to.... mmm something that appeals to females (fireman suit? lifeguard? police stripper uniform? haha). I don't think it would be right to be forcing Kyonko into anything, besides there is to many chances for *blush* oh my so cute, i just can't stop it much similiar to kyon in the cannon version. I could see Kyonko maybe dressing up later on, if Itsuko does it as well (maybe a full group dressup?).

/shrug. just some random thoughts about comments this page.

Thinking about it, it would be comical if it was say a police stripper uniform with the too small jacket and so on. *snicker*
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Old 2008-03-08, 10:14   Link #917
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Well...I've just skimmed through the whole thread.
And this genderbending idea is already bearing fruits

If it keeps up, KyoAni will end up making an OVA of Haruhi with the characters' gender swapped

Keep up the good work
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Old 2008-03-08, 10:19   Link #918
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Archive post updated.

Spoiler for SOS Brigade's day out: Kyonko and Mitsuru:


Insert infodump about time travel here.

I think I got a bit carried away.
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Old 2008-03-08, 10:28   Link #919
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Diary, why can't it be summer again? I hate this cold, and just want to be at the pool again! Change it for me Diary, will you?
Endless Eight floating around somewhere in your subconscious?

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If it keeps up, KyoAni will end up making an OVA of Haruhi with the characters' gender swapped
Someone make a petition for us to sign and send it to them.
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Old 2008-03-08, 10:31   Link #920
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Endless Eight floating around somewhere in your subconscious?



Someone make a petition for us to sign and send it to them.
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