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Lst2touchdasky · 2004-02-01, 18:34

Yes! the terror is spreading from the naruto forums.

Al:Bro
Ed:Yea?
Al:You know when we get our bodies back... what are you going to do?
Ed: dunno- shave? i mean its been years since i had all my limbs... you know how the hair might be uneven and everything
Al: why the hell would they be uneven... OMG bro are you gay! What kind of straight guy shaves his arms/legs!
Ed:No no no, i just got a little high while polishing my metal and started to polish my normal one and some how the hairs fell off... and they havent grew back
Al:man i wish i could get high...
Ed: well what would you do after you get your back?
Al: i would track down ms. rockbell and umm...
Ed:

Dentist: O my what the hell is that
Gluttony: its your kid's leg
Dentist: ooo.. will you eat my wife too?

Slade · 2004-02-01, 22:15

Roy Mustang... the early years

*two students are walking down a hallway*

Student 1: Hey, did you hear about the new student? This is the 7th school he's attended!!

Student 2: What!!! 7th?? What happened at his other schools?

Student 1: No idea...

*the two students spot Roy standing in front of the classroom with a quarter in his hand*

Roy: Hum.... should I goto class today or cut... Eh, I'll flip for it.

*Roy snaps his finger flipping the quarter*

Roy notices two burning infernos going quickly past him

Roy: Holy crap... what is that?

Student 1 and 2: AHHHHHHH AHHHHHHH!!!!

*Roy notices he has his gloves on*

Roy: Eh... I'll remember to take it off at my 8th School.

Kamui4356 · 2004-02-01, 23:03

scar: I have no time to kill state alchemists, the next episode of Naruto is out, must download now...then there's HxH and one piece...I guess I'll have to forgive them all.

Al: I don't want my body back, being an empty suit of armor rocks. I can pick up any chick I want like this.
Ed: I know what you mean, I never got this many girls until I got my automail. Right now I'm doing the entire female cast from both KGNE and Da Capo.
Al: playing the games doesn't count as doing them....
Ed: THAT'S IT!!! I'M HAVING YOU RECYCLED!!!

Roy: From now on no female officer under my command is allowed to wear skirts, it's too indecent.

Umbrae · 2004-02-02, 01:02

Ed: No Way, I'm not going to do that
Al: I can't do it myself, the arms on this suit were made to face forward not backward, I don't want it to stain!
Ed: We need to get you a polishing chair so you can get the rust off your own ass.

Fei-san · 2004-02-02, 03:14

Armstrong: NO!!! dont look at my weak and ugly body!!
Gluttony:Is there any vegetables? human meat makes me sick

kamij0 · 2004-02-02, 04:23

AL : i'm hungry...

diabolistic · 2004-02-02, 21:12

Ed: I will surpass all previous state alchemists and become the mayor of alchemy town!
at that point, naruto promptly punches ed in the eye

Slade · 2004-02-02, 21:31

Ed: Why Winly!!! Why did you join forces with Lust?!!

Winly: I had no choice! This is the only way Lust would teach me the ultimate Alchemy technique!

Ed: I know how you feel about your dead parents Winly... but... this is not the way!!

Winly: What does human tits transmutation have to do with my parents?

Ed:

Winly: What... I mean look at Lust!! Why not me?!

before plastic surgery... times were tough...

hobobaggins · 2004-02-03, 11:43

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slade

Roy Mustang... the early years

*two students are walking down a hallway*

Student 1: Hey, did you hear about the new student? This is the 7th school he's attended!!

Student 2: What!!! 7th?? What happened at his other schools?

Student 1: No idea...

*the two students spot Roy standing in front of the classroom with a quarter in his hand*

Roy: Hum.... should I goto class today or cut... Eh, I'll flip for it.

*Roy snaps his finger flipping the quarter*

Roy notices two burning infernos going quickly past him

Roy: Holy crap... what is that?

Student 1 and 2: AHHHHHHH AHHHHHHH!!!!

*Roy notices he has his gloves on*

Roy: Eh... I'll remember to take it off at my 8th School.

hahaha. you are a genious.

ED: hey... I am 15... but no girl has ever looked my way...
AL: yes, lots have...
ED: really???
AL: they ran away after...
ED: Gaaaa~ when am i going to get any ACTION!
AL: we did get action...
ED: really? was i that drunk?
AL: no... remember, you beat scar up
Scar: I must repent!
ED: that does not count.
Winly: hmm... i wonder who killed my parents?
Roy: *shrugs**sweats* i dont know. i have to go....

ED: I WANT TO BE HOKAGE!!!!
at that point, naruto promptly punches ed in the eye

hobobaggins · 2004-02-09, 14:53

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Small One

Ed: I like it to be small.

you mean:

ED: I am big where it counts.
AL:

nak · 2004-02-09, 19:36

Gluttony: Ugh I'm full.

Lst2touchdasky · 2004-02-09, 20:21

Psiren:No! just because your brother groped me doesnt mean you get to

Al: o cmon~! Ed's a geek! im so much bigger then he is! please!

Psiren: your really bigger then him? ok ok on the condition that you let me see whats under that suit of armor

Al: umm sure

Psiren: wait... first tell what do you wear under that armor so this will be fair.

Al: umm nothing...

Psiren: yay ok open that flap and lemme see whats uder there

*al opens up his lower part*

Psiren: you little cheap skate! you said taht you were huge! theres nothing there! i cant even see you legs from this view

Al: theres nothing in me at all...

Psiren

oo

Al:

Psiren: then lemme wear you around for a little bit

Al: hmm but i get nothing out of it... wait do i get to grope you after i let you wear me?

psiren: sure

AL: "inner al" YES double deal! ill feel her up and while shes inside me also!

nak · 2004-02-10, 15:57

Lust: Hmmm i better tuck these babies in, I'm falling out everywhere!!

hobobaggins · 2004-02-12, 00:47

Quote:

Originally Posted by nak

Lust: Hmmm i better tuck these babies in, I'm falling out everywhere!!

hehe... not as popular as narutos' but nonetheless cool.

AL: hey ed.
Ed: what is it?
Al you can do advanced alcmemy right? like turning many different things into one thing?
Ed: yeah. why
AL: why dont we have a car then?
Ed: .... ... ... ... that would be bad
AL: that we would have a car?
Ed: ... no it would be cheating the carmakers out of money.
AL: there is this big place on the internet where people do it.
Ed: there are lots of porn sited AL.
AL: no. i mean trade stuff that isnt yours.
Ed: really? where
AL: here and they have lots of naruto osts and mangas, and FMA mangas and Videos.

Dark_Sun · 2004-02-12, 00:52

Ed: Im short.

Kamui4356 · 2004-02-12, 01:13

Hughes (I think that's his name, but not sure

) :I don't feel like talking about my daughter anymore. She has no talents and will never amount to anything. I really need to catch up on my work too.

scar: Damn it! Everytime I shake someone's hand, their arm explodes. I wonder why

Slade · 2004-02-12, 01:58

Scar:My Name is Scaaaaaaaaaa

Al: My naaaame is LLL

Together: and we're here's to... PUMP *CLAP* you up.

Ed: What..?

Scar: Look at your arms little man, they look like a big piece of worn out rubbah.

Ed: What!? Hell no, I'm buff! didn't you watch episode 17! I have a 6 pack and everything!!!

Scar: listen little man, don't take off your belt, we don't want to see a FLABBBALAUNCH.

Al: Zaaaa, Sccaaaaa is wiiiite. You are nothing moooo than a human wasteland little monnnn.

Ed: How dare you speak that way to your older brother!? I'm going to transmutate a weapon to kick both of your asses.

Scar: LItttle monnnn, why waste your time when you know we could bring you down just by flexing our mannnly musclessss?

*armstrong walks in*

Ed: Good! Armstrong, talk some sense into these guys!

Armstrong: I do naaa take ordaaahs from a punnny little mannnn!!

ED: F$%K!!!

ShadowLady · 2004-02-12, 08:23

Scar: Sparkly magic extreme divine punishment GRIPU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*sparkle sparkle*

Hawkeye: Oh roy, let's go in the cupboard

Ed: LOVE AND PEACE!

HK anime seeker · 2004-02-13, 23:58

ED: I "Love" my metal arm and leg, I don;t want my bddy back now.

nak · 2004-02-14, 00:19

Badgers...?? *is confused*

Al: Why yes, i AM the Full Metal Alchemist aren't I?! *stuffs Ed into his armor and ducks tapes his mouth and arms and legs*
Ed:

(*&(*&*&#^&%&^%&^%*&^(*&)_(*)(_)(&^&^%^%$$%#$@!!!! !

2004-02-01, 18:34	Link #1
Lst2touchdasky Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Phoenix,AZ Age: 25	What a character would never say Yes! the terror is spreading from the naruto forums. Al:Bro Ed:Yea? Al:You know when we get our bodies back... what are you going to do? Ed: dunno- shave? i mean its been years since i had all my limbs... you know how the hair might be uneven and everything Al: why the hell would they be uneven... OMG bro are you gay! What kind of straight guy shaves his arms/legs! Ed:No no no, i just got a little high while polishing my metal and started to polish my normal one and some how the hairs fell off... and they havent grew back Al:man i wish i could get high... Ed: well what would you do after you get your back? Al: i would track down ms. rockbell and umm... Ed: Dentist: O my what the hell is that Gluttony: its your kid's leg Dentist: ooo.. will you eat my wife too?

2004-02-01, 22:15	Link #2
Slade Coordinated Insanity Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Between Good & Evil	Roy Mustang... the early years two students are walking down a hallway Student 1: Hey, did you hear about the new student? This is the 7th school he's attended!! Student 2: What!!! 7th?? What happened at his other schools? Student 1: No idea... the two students spot Roy standing in front of the classroom with a quarter in his hand Roy: Hum.... should I goto class today or cut... Eh, I'll flip for it. Roy snaps his finger flipping the quarter Roy notices two burning infernos going quickly past him Roy: Holy crap... what is that? Student 1 and 2: AHHHHHHH AHHHHHHH!!!! Roy notices he has his gloves on Roy: Eh... I'll remember to take it off at my 8th School. __________________ In Remembrance - Founder of Sladism / Slade's Photobucket

2004-02-01, 23:03	Link #3
Kamui4356 Aria Company Join Date: Nov 2003	scar: I have no time to kill state alchemists, the next episode of Naruto is out, must download now...then there's HxH and one piece...I guess I'll have to forgive them all. Al: I don't want my body back, being an empty suit of armor rocks. I can pick up any chick I want like this. Ed: I know what you mean, I never got this many girls until I got my automail. Right now I'm doing the entire female cast from both KGNE and Da Capo. Al: playing the games doesn't count as doing them.... Ed: THAT'S IT!!! I'M HAVING YOU RECYCLED!!! Roy: From now on no female officer under my command is allowed to wear skirts, it's too indecent. __________________

2004-02-02, 01:02	Link #4
Umbrae Generic Human Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: here	Ed: No Way, I'm not going to do that Al: I can't do it myself, the arms on this suit were made to face forward not backward, I don't want it to stain! Ed: We need to get you a polishing chair so you can get the rust off your own ass. __________________

2004-02-02, 03:14	Link #5
Fei-san Monkeykyou Sharingan Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Schweden, ja! Age: 24	Armstrong: NO!!! dont look at my weak and ugly body!! Gluttony:Is there any vegetables? human meat makes me sick __________________ Dansa med oss klappa era händer,gör som vi gör, ta några steg åt vänster nu är ni här med Karamelldansen

2004-02-02, 04:23	Link #6
kamij0 Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2003	AL : i'm hungry... __________________ Signature stolen by a horde of carnivorous bunnies. It is an unscientifically proven fact that they are attracted to signatures which break the signature rules.

2004-02-02, 21:12	Link #7
diabolistic pythagorean≠python gorax Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: look behind you...	Ed: I will surpass all previous state alchemists and become the mayor of alchemy town! at that point, naruto promptly punches ed in the eye __________________ <Pabs> kcl, you sure do put out a lot of Naruto eps

2004-02-02, 21:31	Link #8
Slade Coordinated Insanity Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Between Good & Evil	Ed: Why Winly!!! Why did you join forces with Lust?!! Winly: I had no choice! This is the only way Lust would teach me the ultimate Alchemy technique! Ed: I know how you feel about your dead parents Winly... but... this is not the way!! Winly: What does human tits transmutation have to do with my parents? Ed: Winly: What... I mean look at Lust!! Why not me?! before plastic surgery... times were tough... __________________ In Remembrance - Founder of Sladism / Slade's Photobucket

2004-02-09, 19:36	Link #11
nak Squishy Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: In your pocket. Age: 26	Gluttony: Ugh I'm full.

2004-02-09, 20:21	Link #12
Lst2touchdasky Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Phoenix,AZ Age: 25	Psiren:No! just because your brother groped me doesnt mean you get to Al: o cmon~! Ed's a geek! im so much bigger then he is! please! Psiren: your really bigger then him? ok ok on the condition that you let me see whats under that suit of armor Al: umm sure Psiren: wait... first tell what do you wear under that armor so this will be fair. Al: umm nothing... Psiren: yay ok open that flap and lemme see whats uder there al opens up his lower part Psiren: you little cheap skate! you said taht you were huge! theres nothing there! i cant even see you legs from this view Al: theres nothing in me at all... Psirenoo Al: Psiren: then lemme wear you around for a little bit Al: hmm but i get nothing out of it... wait do i get to grope you after i let you wear me? psiren: sure AL: "inner al" YES double deal! ill feel her up and while shes inside me also!

2004-02-10, 15:57	Link #13
nak Squishy Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: In your pocket. Age: 26	Lust: Hmmm i better tuck these babies in, I'm falling out everywhere!!

2004-02-12, 00:52	Link #15
Dark_Sun I LOVE YOU! Join Date: Jan 2004	Ed: Im short. __________________ The only way to get rid of temptation...is to give into it

2004-02-12, 01:13	Link #16
Kamui4356 Aria Company Join Date: Nov 2003	Hughes (I think that's his name, but not sure ) :I don't feel like talking about my daughter anymore. She has no talents and will never amount to anything. I really need to catch up on my work too. scar: Damn it! Everytime I shake someone's hand, their arm explodes. I wonder why __________________

2004-02-12, 01:58	Link #17
Slade Coordinated Insanity Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Between Good & Evil	Scar:My Name is Scaaaaaaaaaa Al: My naaaame is LLL Together: and we're here's to... *PUMP CLAP* you up.** Ed: What..? Scar: Look at your arms little man, they look like a big piece of worn out rubbah. Ed: What!? Hell no, I'm buff! didn't you watch episode 17! I have a 6 pack and everything!!! Scar: listen little man, don't take off your belt, we don't want to see a FLABBBALAUNCH. Al: Zaaaa, Sccaaaaa is wiiiite. You are nothing moooo than a human wasteland little monnnn. Ed: How dare you speak that way to your older brother!? I'm going to transmutate a weapon to kick both of your asses. Scar: LItttle monnnn, why waste your time when you know we could bring you down just by flexing our mannnly musclessss? armstrong walks in Ed: Good! Armstrong, talk some sense into these guys! Armstrong: I do naaa take ordaaahs from a punnny little mannnn!! ED: F$%K!!! __________________ In Remembrance - Founder of Sladism / Slade's Photobucket

2004-02-12, 08:23	Link #18
ShadowLady Darkness Prevails Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: The Netherlands Age: 27	:d Scar: Sparkly magic extreme divine punishment GRIPU!!!!!!!!!!!!! sparkle sparkle Hawkeye: Oh roy, let's go in the cupboard Ed: LOVE AND PEACE! __________________

2004-02-13, 23:58	Link #19
HK anime seeker Looks fun...Time to jump! Join Date: Jun 2003	ED: I "Love" my metal arm and leg, I don;t want my bddy back now. __________________ What is lost can be found. As long as you try your best to find it..

2004-02-14, 00:19	Link #20
nak Squishy Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: In your pocket. Age: 26	Badgers...?? is confused Al: Why yes, i AM the Full Metal Alchemist aren't I?! stuffs Ed into his armor and ducks tapes his mouth and arms and legs Ed: (&(&&#^&%&^%&^%&^(&)_()(_)(&^&^%^%$$%#$@!!!! !