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Old 2004-02-21, 23:43   Link #1
HopelessLover
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Help with love questions.

Hello, every one I'm new to the forums, and I have a serious question to ask about love. See first off, I have a girl friend who I have been dating for a long time, and soon we will ... make love to each other. Since it will be our first time I want to make sure it will be perfect. My question is does Size matter, or is it more of the motion of the ocean. I would prefer to get comments from *straight* people thanks
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Old 2004-02-21, 23:48   Link #2
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Wait a second, you registered for an Anime forum just so you could talk about something like this? *bewildered look*

Now I've seen everything, even a pyramid of elephants!
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Old 2004-02-21, 23:50   Link #3
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Wait a second, you registered for an Anime forum just so you could talk about something like this? *bewildered look*

Now I've seen everything, even a pyramid of elephants!
I happen to like anime too
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Old 2004-02-21, 23:52   Link #4
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boneyjellyfish..wow! youre so worldly! I dont think Ill ever be lucky enough to see a pyramid of elephants!

and to hopelesslover! ahh! just say sex youre such a geek!
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Old 2004-02-21, 23:57   Link #5
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As my Japanese friend once told me: "Basically you just stick your penis in her vagina and ejaculate." Hope this helps
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Old 2004-02-21, 23:57   Link #6
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Hello, every one I'm new to the forums, and I have a serious question to ask about love. See first off, I have a girl friend who I have been dating for a long time, and soon we will ... make love to each other. Since it will be our first time I want to make sure it will be perfect. My question is does Size matter, or is it more of the motion of the ocean. I would prefer to get comments from *straight* people thanks
sorry for laughing but this is funnier then the "are you a virgin thread" we had a while back...but i doubt the first time will ever be perfect...and as for your question...it all depends on how good your motion is to her ocean...if it's not too good...then i guess size matters...

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As my Japanese friend once told me: "Basically you just stick your penis in her vagina and ejaculate." Hope this helps
Ahahahahhahahahahahahaahaha *takes deep breath* oh man that's too funny....
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Old 2004-02-22, 00:02   Link #7
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Hello, every one I'm new to the forums, and I have a serious question to ask about love. See first off, I have a girl friend who I have been dating for a long time, and soon we will ... make love to each other. Since it will be our first time I want to make sure it will be perfect. My question is does Size matter, or is it more of the motion of the ocean. I would prefer to get comments from *straight* people thanks
...err what an odd question to ask....in a forum like this O_o To be honest I go alone with what Superchop said with the motion to her ocean and the first time bnot being perfect. As for the size issue, from what I hear, yes, it does, but its more the decency of the size(meaning youre not THAT extremely small..or else youre gonna have to work) and the amount of girth one might have. And yes you can say sex, you dont gots to be all shy about it. :P
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Old 2004-02-22, 00:03   Link #8
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Want some advice? Watch "Futari Ecchi", maybe you can relate to it Ah man this thread is just too much.... I doubt any advice is going to help you, you'll probably forgot anything we told you when the time cums....iam mean comes. Maybe your biggest worry should be premature......I'll let you finish the rest, instead of size.
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Old 2004-02-22, 00:03   Link #9
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As my Japanese friend once told me: "Basically you just stick your penis in her vagina and ejaculate." Hope this helps

DAMN I'VE BEEN USING THE BELLYBUTTON ALL THIS TIME!!!
diabolistic slits his wrist with a dull knife. waitaminute, this is a spoon! i can't do anything right! wauughhh!
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Old 2004-02-22, 00:05   Link #10
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...err what an odd question to ask....in a forum like this O_o To be honest I go alone with what Superchop said with the motion to her ocean and the first time bnot being perfect. As for the size issue, from what I hear, yes, it does, but its more the decency of the size(meaning youre not THAT extremely small..or else youre gonna have to work) and the amount of girth one might have. And yes you can say sex, you dont gots to be all shy about it. :P
Well, if my understanding of La Blue Girl is correct, in order for a male to have sex with a female, he first must have a tentacle grow out of him somewhere and the rest, as they say, is history.
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Old 2004-02-22, 00:07   Link #11
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What if she starts luaghing at me?
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Old 2004-02-22, 00:09   Link #12
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I know that this is "General Chat" and all, but this is just weird. I suppose that since everyone is a stranger, asking this question is [probably] less embarassing than asking your parents...

My "answer" is "it depends". Seriously, though, I feel that experience matters a great deal on how... pleasant everything goes. Size, you can't do much about, since it's all genetics, so what's the point of talking about it?

BTW, "motion of the ocean"? ROTFLMAO!
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Old 2004-02-22, 00:09   Link #13
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What if she starts luaghing at me?
If that's the case, I think it's time for you to invest in a fantastic new invention called "Viagra". I hear it's great, at least that's what all of those informative emails in my inbox keep telling me. It's strange, because I'm also getting a number of e-mails for breast enhancement.
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What if she starts luaghing at me?

Well my boy, if that happens, you'll be scarred for life! Just let us know so we can add to that!
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Old 2004-02-22, 00:10   Link #15
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What if she starts luaghing at me?
Hmm....get up...and walk away...and try not to show her your crying...or better yet call her a slut...
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Old 2004-02-22, 00:12   Link #16
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DAMN I'VE BEEN USING THE BELLYBUTTON ALL THIS TIME!!!
diabolistic slits his wrist with a dull knife. waitaminute, this is a spoon! i can't do anything right! wauughhh!
XD!!!!!!!!

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Well, if my understanding of La Blue Girl is correct, in order for a male to have sex with a female, he first must have a tentacle grow out of him somewhere and the rest, as they say, is history.
Lol....or you can try that too? good luck...hehe^^
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Well, if my understanding of La Blue Girl is correct, in order for a male to have sex with a female, he first must have a tentacle grow out of him somewhere and the rest, as they say, is history.

Lol....or you can try that too? good luck...hehe^^
Though I have the tentacles to do such a thing, why would I want to have sexual intercourse with a human?
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Ahahah! Diabolistic..I choked on the almond I was eating!


Ok, heres THE THRUTH on size. Bigger is NOT better its just easier to use, you practically do nothing! and the girls bound to be pleased, if your small you MUST overcompensate, so if you think you are or your worried about it, make sure to stay hydrated, dont masturbate for a week, and I hope youre in shape!

Hah! look at what I just typed
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Though I have the tentacles to do such a thing, why would I want to have sexual intercourse with a human?
O.O eto....i suppose dat is a point

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What if she starts luaghing at me?
SLAP HER FOR BEING SO MEAN! >_< (and continue)
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Ahahah! Diabolistic..I choked on the almond I was eating!


Ok, heres THE THRUTH on size. Bigger is NOT better its just easier to use, you practically do nothing! and the girls bound to be pleased, if your small you MUST overcompensate, so if you think you are or your worried about it, make sure to stay hydrated, dont masturbate for a week, and I hope youre in shape!

Hah! look at what I just typed
No, no, no, NO......masturbate BEFORE taking the plundge, you want to last and be known as a stallion....ummm err, or lack thereof.
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