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Old 2010-11-07, 13:46   Link #561
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touma can conquer a woman insulting her and telling all her flaws, now thats a man!
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Old 2010-11-07, 14:09   Link #562
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He doesn't always drink beer, but when he does, he prefers Dos Equis.
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Old 2010-11-08, 01:05   Link #563
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The sun never sets on Touma's harem.

His harem is expanding faster than the universe.

If he punched you in the face, you would have to resist the strong urge to join his side.

He is at the center of conflicts that have absolutely nothing to do with him.

In any building in Academy City, there is a 73% chance of finding a woman that belongs to his harem.

He once challenged his reflection to a staring contest. On the fourth day, he punched out the mirror and won.


But let's not limit this to Touma's awesomeness...


His fukou da can be seen from space.

His cereal is soggy even before he adds the milk.

If he were to mail a letter without postage, it would neither get there nor be returned, but would be forever lost.

His skull tastes like chocolate.

He is the only man to ever fail a Rorschach test.

He once won a paid vacation...to Antarctica.

He has lost his right arm...twice.

He has spent more time this year in the hospital than he has in school.

He failed his driver's test because the car was made of magic.

Vending machines eat his money, not because they are broken, but because they have a personal vendetta against him.

He once patted a young girl on the shoulder. Her clothes disappeared, and he is now listed as a sexual predator.

When his home was burglarized, the robber fell on a knife and won the ensuing lawsuit.

He is struck by a meteorite every hour, on the hour.

He once punched out a magician...who was performing at a children's birthday party.

He encounters lightning strikes more often than he does labor strikes.

He is a fighter, not a lover.

His finances are worse than Greece's.

The police often arrest him, just because.

His grades are so low, that if they were meat they would be rejected by Zimbabwe as unfit for human consumption.

His food budget exceeds his medical budget.

His insurance company filed for bankruptcy. He was it's only member.

His superpower can be defeated by a butterknife.

He once told God where to shove it. He no longer remembers this, or anything that happened before it.

He has more damaged clothing than good clothing.

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Old 2010-11-08, 01:31   Link #564
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The only men in the world that is able to make a woman fall in love with him after hitting her is Touma and Sean Connery.
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Old 2010-11-08, 05:40   Link #565
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Touma walks the path of flags.
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Old 2010-11-08, 07:14   Link #566
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Touma only need to use a single punch to obtain over 9000 harem (Sister arc).
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Old 2010-11-08, 07:38   Link #567
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Even if Touma punches a girl he still looks cool.
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Old 2010-11-08, 09:11   Link #568
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Is this becoming something of Chuck Norris jokes?
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Old 2010-11-08, 09:18   Link #569
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yes. We need to gather together the entire list and post it for the world to see
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Old 2010-11-08, 09:19   Link #570
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Well, Touma sure needs some signature move now. Let the naming game begin.
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Old 2010-11-08, 10:32   Link #571
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falcun punch is from different character to begin with. A unique name just for him.

Fist that beats a ppriest from converting a non believer.

Touma's fist can convert the worst type of person.
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Old 2010-11-08, 11:13   Link #572
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falcun punch is from different character to begin with. A unique name just for him.

Fist that beats a ppriest from converting a non believer.

Touma's fist can convert the worst type of person.
The Converter Punch?
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Old 2010-11-08, 11:39   Link #573
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i rather call it the songebu punch
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Old 2010-11-08, 12:02   Link #574
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What about "Fuko da Punch"?
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Old 2010-11-08, 12:47   Link #575
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The "SoGeBu" punch.

As to how the naming came about, it's easily figured out from a certain catchphrase of Touma's.
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Since we are all so trigger happy about certain behaviors that we do when talking about his works.

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Old 2010-11-08, 12:51   Link #576
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The Loli-crusher?
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Old 2010-11-08, 15:15   Link #577
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The Right Hand of Touma.
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Old 2010-11-08, 16:27   Link #578
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Let the jokes begin ....


What do Kaori, Mikoto, Misaka 10032, Ituwa,Orsola and X numbers young ladies have common ? In their wet dream they moan " Touma"

In Kamijo Touma mind there is no 4th wall , 'cause he already destroyed/killed it

When in doubt use Imagine breaker , period.

Touma's imagine breaker doesn't really shatter illusions, it just refuses other peoples reality and substitute his own ...... so in short if a girl get involed another flag is raised.
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Old 2010-11-08, 17:36   Link #579
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so-ge-bu...su-cker-punch?
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Old 2010-11-08, 17:39   Link #580
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I wonder if its possible to create a poll for nicknaming Touma's punch. Because it's just that awesome it needs its own name; especially since Falcon Punch was taken by another.
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