|2010-11-08, 01:05||Link #563|
Join Date: Sep 2010
The sun never sets on Touma's harem.
His harem is expanding faster than the universe.
If he punched you in the face, you would have to resist the strong urge to join his side.
He is at the center of conflicts that have absolutely nothing to do with him.
In any building in Academy City, there is a 73% chance of finding a woman that belongs to his harem.
He once challenged his reflection to a staring contest. On the fourth day, he punched out the mirror and won.
But let's not limit this to Touma's awesomeness...
His fukou da can be seen from space.
His cereal is soggy even before he adds the milk.
If he were to mail a letter without postage, it would neither get there nor be returned, but would be forever lost.
His skull tastes like chocolate.
He is the only man to ever fail a Rorschach test.
He once won a paid vacation...to Antarctica.
He has lost his right arm...twice.
He has spent more time this year in the hospital than he has in school.
He failed his driver's test because the car was made of magic.
Vending machines eat his money, not because they are broken, but because they have a personal vendetta against him.
He once patted a young girl on the shoulder. Her clothes disappeared, and he is now listed as a sexual predator.
When his home was burglarized, the robber fell on a knife and won the ensuing lawsuit.
He is struck by a meteorite every hour, on the hour.
He once punched out a magician...who was performing at a children's birthday party.
He encounters lightning strikes more often than he does labor strikes.
He is a fighter, not a lover.
His finances are worse than Greece's.
The police often arrest him, just because.
His grades are so low, that if they were meat they would be rejected by Zimbabwe as unfit for human consumption.
His food budget exceeds his medical budget.
His insurance company filed for bankruptcy. He was it's only member.
His superpower can be defeated by a butterknife.
He once told God where to shove it. He no longer remembers this, or anything that happened before it.
He has more damaged clothing than good clothing.
Last edited by reaper with no name; 2010-11-08 at 02:46.
|2010-11-08, 11:13||Link #572|
Join Date: Feb 2009
|2010-11-08, 12:47||Link #575|
Portable Dude Mk. II
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: All ghillied up spying on someone ~2,000 yards away using telescope sights.
The "SoGeBu" punch.
As to how the naming came about, it's easily figured out from a certain catchphrase of Touma's.
|2010-11-08, 16:27||Link #578|
Extra Superior Otaku
Join Date: Sep 2008
Let the jokes begin ....
What do Kaori, Mikoto, Misaka 10032, Ituwa,Orsola and X numbers young ladies have common ? In their wet dream they moan " Touma"
In Kamijo Touma mind there is no 4th wall , 'cause he already destroyed/killed it
When in doubt use Imagine breaker , period.
Touma's imagine breaker doesn't really shatter illusions, it just refuses other peoples reality and substitute his own ...... so in short if a girl get involed another flag is raised.