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[Rovert10]

Originally Posted by TkMacintosh

....Ok...I think I've hit kind of a fanfic idea jackpot.....Not sure

But I've decided to combine several of my previous ideas into one and call it...

"Touma's weirdest week"

It'll involve my maid idea from earlier...

Aogami attacking him with his level 5 powers (posted earlier) because Touma pissed him off...

Fukiyose going Iron Wall Girl on him...

Touma seeing just about every girl he knows naked despite the fact that everyone else can see them normally....due to some ritual done by Aogami while trying to get a harem...

Touma inheriting 4.3 BILLION Yen from an old lady that he always helped and talked to when ever she was around...because the old lady didn't want her greedy ass son to get the money and figured that the poor boy could use a little bit of extra money...This causes a LARGE uproar...people wanting to be Touma's friend just so they can TRY and weasle some money from him...various women trying to seduce him for his money...the son sending hitman after hitman to try and take Touma out (oh the fun we'll have here) for taking (in his world) HIS inheritence...

Yeah not as crack filled as I thought it was...maybe I'm wrong the crack level?

What do you guys/girls think?

I would like this fic very much.

[Master Assassin]

Originally Posted by yukirosuzuka

You can have everyone cosplay each other, or maybe as Pokemon? If Oriana is included she can be Mami from Madoka. Mikoto could be Sayaka, I guess. :/

... Of all times to remind me... Actually, you didn't; but you know, I have this kind of radar dedicated to Madoka/Index related things, so I subconsciously... Uh, err, yeah.

Well, I received a comment that I should just stop fooling around and do properly chronologically-written chapters... As in making that for-fun fic of mine a serious one.

... I wish I had 72, no, 144 hours and beyond hours in a day to even think about actually doing it :/

[TkMacintosh]

*Whistles Innocently as he drops off a link* A Certain Adult Film ch 2

[Rovert10]

Originally Posted by TkMacintosh

*Whistles Innocently as he drops off a link* A Certain Adult Film ch 2

lol I was hoping for more of the other character's reactions but still a great addition

[Endscape]

Nice update. Once again, Tsuchimikado is the devil.

[Mr.Kyon]

So TCS Chapter 3 should be out soon. Meanwhile, you get a preview.

Spoiler for Transparency:

[...]

However, this typical scene was rudely interrupted when ITEM’s karaoke box was barged into; the door being cleanly kicked open and an explosion of smoke following. Mugino stopped her little power trip and quieted down, as did the rest.

There—in the doorway—a man with long over-the-eyes ochre hair walked in. He wore pants, a jacket and underneath a sweater vest—all of a rich yet vulgar wine-red color. His hands were buried deep in his pockets as the smoke specs spread behind him.

Mugino knew who he was, as did Hamazura.

“Number Two…!”

“I’d prefer it if you called me by my name,” he said to Number Four. “It’s Kakine Teitoku, by the way.”

“Oh boy…” Mugino rolled her eyes and sighed in exasperation. “Remember, we were once rivals…? I was trying to add suspense? You know, before you became Number One’s gay option?”

Kakine sharply glowered. “…What did you just call me?”

“Basically, she called you queer.”

Mugino rolled her eyes. “Yes, Frenda, I needed you to highlight this—like I hadn’t made it clear that he’s a poof.”

Kakine bit his lips and snarled. “Oh, like a bunch of dykes have the right to lecture me.”

“I’m sorry, but I can’t hear you through that transparent closet you’re standing in,” Mugino plainly stated, gesturing as if there was really a closet there.

“What closet?” Kakine rhetorically asked, gnashing his teeth as he did so.

“Look, Kakine, if you’re going to be gay, be out of the closet—else you’re just being a fag.”

“I’m not gay, you moron.”

“Then why is there super pink smoke behind you?” Kinuhata questioned.

“The FX guy messed up and gave me the wrong color,” Kakine retorted, swatting away the smoke. “It’s just a coincidence; I’m not gay.”

The girls burst into laughter, especially Mugino. Fremea stayed silent, multiple metaphorical interrogation marks over her head.

“I’m laughing so super hard that I’m crying!”

“Basically, this is gold!”

Kakine was left speechless.

Hamazura was left to ponder if he should use this distraction as a ticket out of there.

“Oh, Kakine, we all know.” Mugino looked around and saw about everyone nodding, with the exception of Fremea who didn’t know who Kakine was. “You should just really admit it and get out of that stinky closet of yours. If you want, I can comb your hair and we can get manicures together. There's no shame in that.”

“Why does everyone say that?!” Kakine said; he started pulling at his own hair.

Kinuhata butted in. “The Yaoi fangirls have a super good case on you having a one-sided thing for Number One,” she said from experience.

Let’s say that Yaoi is quite popular around Tokiwadai. Shokuhou Misaki especially likes the pairing of Number One and Number Two and commissioned many unlady-like things pertaining to that. Thank God that Number One—or Misaka Worst…—had never learned of this, or else they might be in deep shit. Kakine wouldn’t dare bring it up because, um, well…

It would send mixed messages when he said things like, ‘I’m going to rub my intellect all over your face!’

Frenda, who had also flipped through such doujins, said, “Basically, this whole one-sided rivalry screams concealed mancrush.”

Hamazura muttered, “Well, the fan art that bastard Kihara Jr. showed me made it pretty clear in retrospect...”

“WHAT!?” Kakine shrieked; he proceeded to punch the air repeatedly. “THEY ARE THE GAY ONES!-! I’M 100 PERCENT STRAIGHT!-! WHY WOULD I HAVE FLESHLIGHT IN MY DRAWER THEN?!”

“Huh huh.” Everyone said, even Rikou in her sleep; they assumed it was equipped with the butt orifice.

“SILENCE! I didn’t come here to discuss my ambiguous sexuality or lack thereof!”

“Awww…” Mugino cooed.

“Shut the fuck up, Mugino!” Kakine bellowed; he then stood still, saw red, then exploded again. “AND WHY ARE YOU HAVING A NOSEBLEED JUST NOW, YOU HALF-ASSED OJOU-SAMA?!”

Can you believe it only gets worse afterwards?

Spoiler for Spoilers:

Also, Kakine isn't gay at all; he's fridgesexual and will make it very clear in this chapter.

The ambiguously gay prize will go to Kihara-kun Jr. and his vast collection of AcceleratorxKakine doujins that he collects.

And no, we will never meet him in-person; just referenced as a running gag.

[Breidaluk]

Seems like you are recovering your crack, but is still not on the same level as before.

[Sandinwater]

Originally Posted by Breidaluk

Seems like you are recovering your crack, but is still not on the same level as before.

Just wait... The Holy Crack Emperor will return...

[rubix22]

Originally Posted by Breidaluk

Seems like you are recovering your crack, but is still not on the same level as before.

Originally Posted by Sandinwater

Just wait... The Holy Crack Emperor will return...

It must be tough to be emperor...

[SuzushinaYuriko]

Originally Posted by Mr.Kyon

So TCS Chapter 3 should be out soon. Meanwhile, you get a preview.

Spoiler for Transparency:

[...]

However, this typical scene was rudely interrupted when ITEM’s karaoke box was barged into; the door being cleanly kicked open and an explosion of smoke following. Mugino stopped her little power trip and quieted down, as did the rest.

There—in the doorway—a man with long over-the-eyes ochre hair walked in. He wore pants, a jacket and underneath a sweater vest—all of a rich yet vulgar wine-red color. His hands were buried deep in his pockets as the smoke specs spread behind him.

Mugino knew who he was, as did Hamazura.

“Number Two…!”

“I’d prefer it if you called me by my name,” he said to Number Four. “It’s Kakine Teitoku, by the way.”

“Oh boy…” Mugino rolled her eyes and sighed in exasperation. “Remember, we were once rivals…? I was trying to add suspense? You know, before you became Number One’s gay option?”

Kakine sharply glowered. “…What did you just call me?”

“Basically, she called you queer.”

Mugino rolled her eyes. “Yes, Frenda, I needed you to highlight this—like I hadn’t made it clear that he’s a poof.”

Kakine bit his lips and snarled. “Oh, like a bunch of dykes have the right to lecture me.”

“I’m sorry, but I can’t hear you through that transparent closet you’re standing in,” Mugino plainly stated, gesturing as if there was really a closet there.

“What closet?” Kakine rhetorically asked, gnashing his teeth as he did so.

“Look, Kakine, if you’re going to be gay, be out of the closet—else you’re just being a fag.”

“I’m not gay, you moron.”

“Then why is there super pink smoke behind you?” Kinuhata questioned.

“The FX guy messed up and gave me the wrong color,” Kakine retorted, swatting away the smoke. “It’s just a coincidence; I’m not gay.”

The girls burst into laughter, especially Mugino. Fremea stayed silent, multiple metaphorical interrogation marks over her head.

“I’m laughing so super hard that I’m crying!”

“Basically, this is gold!”

Kakine was left speechless.

Hamazura was left to ponder if he should use this distraction as a ticket out of there.

“Oh, Kakine, we all know.” Mugino looked around and saw about everyone nodding, with the exception of Fremea who didn’t know who Kakine was. “You should just really admit it and get out of that stinky closet of yours. If you want, I can comb your hair and we can get manicures together. There's no shame in that.”

“Why does everyone say that?!” Kakine said; he started pulling at his own hair.

Kinuhata butted in. “The Yaoi fangirls have a super good case on you having a one-sided thing for Number One,” she said from experience.

Let’s say that Yaoi is quite popular around Tokiwadai. Shokuhou Misaki especially likes the pairing of Number One and Number Two and commissioned many unlady-like things pertaining to that. Thank God that Number One—or Misaka Worst…—had never learned of this, or else they might be in deep shit. Kakine wouldn’t dare bring it up because, um, well…

It would send mixed messages when he said things like, ‘I’m going to rub my intellect all over your face!’

Frenda, who had also flipped through such doujins, said, “Basically, this whole one-sided rivalry screams concealed mancrush.”

Hamazura muttered, “Well, the fan art that bastard Kihara Jr. showed me made it pretty clear in retrospect...”

“WHAT!?” Kakine shrieked; he proceeded to punch the air repeatedly. “THEY ARE THE GAY ONES!-! I’M 100 PERCENT STRAIGHT!-! WHY WOULD I HAVE FLESHLIGHT IN MY DRAWER THEN?!”

“Huh huh.” Everyone said, even Rikou in her sleep; they assumed it was equipped with the butt orifice.

“SILENCE! I didn’t come here to discuss my ambiguous sexuality or lack thereof!”

“Awww…” Mugino cooed.

“Shut the fuck up, Mugino!” Kakine bellowed; he then stood still, saw red, then exploded again. “AND WHY ARE YOU HAVING A NOSEBLEED JUST NOW, YOU HALF-ASSED OJOU-SAMA?!”

Can you believe it only gets worse afterwards?

Spoiler for Spoilers:

Also, Kakine isn't gay at all; he's fridgesexual and will make it very clear in this chapter.

The ambiguously gay prize will go to Kihara-kun Jr. and his vast collection of AcceleratorxKakine doujins that he collects.

And no, we will never meet him in-person; just referenced as a running gag.

Muahahaha. Deny it all you want, Fridge-kun...

Looking forward to this chapter!

[Mr.Kyon]

So I haven't been able to work on my epic crack fic Infection, but I'll spill some beans on the premise for the first chapter.

Spoiler for Spoilers:

Kihara-kun Junior is transferrred to Touma's school and assigned to keep tabs on him by a drunk and blabbering Aleister who is drowning his sorrows over his erratic plans (and yes, we do see the drunk Aleister... not pretty...).

Only problem for our (un)lovable Junior? He cranks up the "most definitely not a villain" trope to eleven and outright declares he is evil as his class introduction and boasts he will become the main character after he's done and that he has an incredibly evil plan that will result in the death of thousands (that whole sister thing from the near-future prologue...).

Everybody think he's just a complete goof and Tsuchimikado completely dismisses the possibility of him being a spy because no spy could be that dumb

But then a giant enemy refrigerator starts stomping around Academy City...!

And so, nobody really gives Junior much thought and he becomes a joke. Just as planned. He proceeds to prepare his evil plan that is evil and will do evil because he is evil -- even if it costs him a few chapters as a joke side character while the big three battle the eldritch abomination that is Fridge-kun.

Oh, and what great power does Junior wield as an esper? A biological gaydar -- passive Level 0 ability. And he gets false positives on Touma... And he gets very mixed messages around Accelerator. Well, he still doesn't know that Yuriko is canon and that "BROOOTHEEEER!!!" should be "SISTEEEERRRR!!!"

[Chaos2Frozen]

Chapter 8 of my fatalframe2/Index crossover The Rabbit Hole had just been posted, for those of you familiar with the game, this is the Kiryu House Arc

[Mr.Kyon]

In this chapter, I hone my chainsaw skills on Chaos2Frozen's spine (?!?).

[Breidaluk]

I read and I say that you really shouldn't use that much crack so fast. And you really should think more about this love triangle between you, chaos and flere.

Anyway, the idea of a perverted Mikoto drooling over a househusband Touma was really good.

[Chaos2Frozen]

Careful, you wouldn't want to mistake it for canon... >.>

[Flere821]

Originally Posted by Breidaluk

I read and I say that you really shouldn't use that much crack so fast. And you really should think more about this love triangle between you, chaos and flere.

Anyway, the idea of a perverted Mikoto drooling over a househusband Touma was really good.

I haven't read it, but I feel obliged to repeat my request of "Don't drag me into Mr.Kyon's relationships".

I'm not one of those guys whose relationship status is immortalized in a sig here

[Mr.Kyon]

Spoiler for Omake:

Last time, on The Cracked Emperor…

"I'm breaking up with you Kyon."

"Oh no you aren't! You can't live without me, Chaos! Who will fulfill your insatiable sexual appetite now?"

"Flere is far better than you; reach and flexibility in one package, unlike you slob."

"No, not him! This can't be true!"

"Well he isn't on crack all the time."

"Hmph, sure… But let's see how good he is when I give him a taste of Mr. Kyon's Yandere mode!"

"…Impossible…!"

"Oh how wrong you are, Chaos-chan. And let me test this chainsaw out on your spine motha****a!"

"NOOOO~! I CAN'T DIE! I HAVEN'T FINISHED ORIGINAL SIN CHAPTER 3!"

And now, for the thrilling conclusion…

Actually, the show got cancelled due to on-set homicide. Eat your heart out, Christian Bale.

This is going to end like Chasing Amy, isn't it...

[Marcus H.]

Peeking into that spoiler is like looking at a Grimoire's contents.

[blitz1/2]

Originally Posted by Mr.Kyon

So I haven't been able to work on my epic crack fic Infection, but I'll spill some beans on the premise for the first chapter.

Spoiler for Spoilers:

Kihara-kun Junior is transferrred to Touma's school and assigned to keep tabs on him by a drunk and blabbering Aleister who is drowning his sorrows over his erratic plans (and yes, we do see the drunk Aleister... not pretty...).

Only problem for our (un)lovable Junior? He cranks up the "most definitely not a villain" trope to eleven and outright declares he is evil as his class introduction and boasts he will become the main character after he's done and that he has an incredibly evil plan that will result in the death of thousands (that whole sister thing from the near-future prologue...).

Everybody think he's just a complete goof and Tsuchimikado completely dismisses the possibility of him being a spy because no spy could be that dumb

But then a giant enemy refrigerator starts stomping around Academy City...!

And so, nobody really gives Junior much thought and he becomes a joke. Just as planned. He proceeds to prepare his evil plan that is evil and will do evil because he is evil -- even if it costs him a few chapters as a joke side character while the big three battle the eldritch abomination that is Fridge-kun.

Oh, and what great power does Junior wield as an esper? A biological gaydar -- passive Level 0 ability. And he gets false positives on Touma... And he gets very mixed messages around Accelerator. Well, he still doesn't know that Yuriko is canon and that "BROOOTHEEEER!!!" should be "SISTEEEERRRR!!!"

Now, that I browsed through some of my R-18 anime ovas and stuff while i was bored, i am actually wondering if you got the Infection idea from the Kansen game/ova series?

[Syed_Seinaru_Migi]

Originally Posted by Mr.Kyon

Spoiler for Omake:

Last time, on The Cracked Emperor…

"I'm breaking up with you Kyon."

"Oh no you aren't! You can't live without me, Chaos! Who will fulfill your insatiable sexual appetite now?"

"Flere is far better than you; reach and flexibility in one package, unlike you slob."

"No, not him! This can't be true!"

"Well he isn't on crack all the time."

"Hmph, sure… But let's see how good he is when I give him a taste of Mr. Kyon's Yandere mode!"

"…Impossible…!"

"Oh how wrong you are, Chaos-chan. And let me test this chainsaw out on your spine motha****a!"

"NOOOO~! I CAN'T DIE! I HAVEN'T FINISHED ORIGINAL SIN CHAPTER 3!"

And now, for the thrilling conclusion…

Actually, the show got cancelled due to on-set homicide. Eat your heart out, Christian Bale.

This is going to end like Chasing Amy, isn't it...

Hahaha Nice crack you have there...LOL read while each my brain cell destroy....