Most ridiculous thing you've ever heard

[Shadow Kira01]

A military academy's farewell ritual that consists of the "departure one" to take on 15 comrades in a consecutive one-on-one hand-to-hand combat duel. Perhaps, the farewell ritual should be dubbed as Candidacy for Heaven's Super Soldier.

Regardless of how strong and capable you are, taking on 15 other guys with similar abilities and strength consecutively is mission impossible.

Edit:

When foreign minister of Japan, Taro Aso said: The ideal country in the world is one that attracts "the richest Jewish people". (this doesn't makes any sense)

[Aya_Lyka]

well i was at this park and, i heard like this kid tell to this another kid that if a man and a woman kiss the woman gets pregnant. i just laughed.

[Spring_sakura111]

>Code geass is a little crappy.
and
> I might run out of animes to watch.

[Frailty]

Originally Posted by WanderingKnight

The Atheists' Nightmare! BOM BOM BOOOOOOOM

yeah and so as peanut butter LOL
Peanut butter, another Atheist's nightmare...

[Arceon]

The Flat Earthy Society

Just READ through some of those threads. For the record, I have never wanted to commit genocide on a specific faction of people before. . .

[Solafighter]

The earth is a scoop.

[ganbaru]

Originally Posted by Arceon

. For the record, I have never wanted to commit genocide on a specific faction of people before. . .

Too hard to target thoses guys, they are too mixed among us. I would recommend teaching or brainwashing (the two methods are not that differents anyway)

[LeoXiao]

Originally Posted by ganbaru

Too hard to target thoses guys, they are too mixed among us. I would recommend teaching or brainwashing (tre two methode are not that differents anyway)

Cut the tall trees.

(there must be some way they are different from us, no? )

[ganbaru]

Originally Posted by LeoXiao

Cut the tall trees.

(there must be some way they are different from us, no? )

The only way is to talk to them.
(I know it may be a unplessant. )

[Autumn Demon]

if you sneeze with your eyes open you die

careful

[SOJC]

If you are still awake at midnight, you will turn into a pumpkin.

(I believed this as a child )

[kyon.haruhi.suzumiya]

Heard from a friend working at a rival train company:

JR Central is so desperate to get passengers onto its Shinkansen that it has to rely on Haruhi-sama to pull in the crowds.

He even showed me the video.

Guess what? It's purely fan-made.

[Shadow Kira01]

A few casualties was the result of a mass shopping spree (Black Friday).

I never thought that people would die over a simple discount day..

[kayote]

someone trying to comapir High School Musical to Star Wars.

not that big a star wars fan but i found this to be ridiculous.

[Konpachi]

Originally Posted by Arceon

The Flat Earthy Society

Just READ through some of those threads. For the record, I have never wanted to commit genocide on a specific faction of people before. . .

They explain all their loopholes with a simple, "It's a conspiracy." -__-''

Also, I've read the rules (sorta) and it said that you can discuss any issuses you have as long as everybody takes the same side.

[LeoXiao]

Originally Posted by Aya_Lyka

well i was at this park and, i heard like this kid tell to this another kid that if a man and a woman kiss the woman gets pregnant. i just laughed.

I used to believe that until like 4th grade actually.

[foreverdissevered]

Originally Posted by Aya_Lyka

well i was at this park and, i heard like this kid tell to this another kid that if a man and a woman kiss the woman gets pregnant. i just laughed.

;-; I used to believe in that until 11 years old or so.... Hugging and kissing gets the girl pregnant.

Mine was my cousin asking me: "True that presents fall out of the sky during Chirstmas in America?"

[Shadow Kira01]

Mine: Taro Aso's plans to re-educate the military, even though he is the actual one that needs to be re-educated on economic policies.

[Zu Ra]

Hey, you're a cute little JPEG, would you like to get progressive on me?

[Wing Zero]

"I'm an Atheist, thank god" I think one of my friends said it, but I have also seen it in comedy xD.