Haha, let's just say I was both the same and the opposite of you. Bulky and uncut. "Grass is greener" I suppose. So, curiosity, do you and Saintess actually know each other IRL?
Well considering I don't actually know what either of you look like, it's highly unlikely that my subconscious brain got it right -- but on the bright side my brain thinks you are both very impressive looking individuals