I could understand if a name change would resolve problems involving certain tangible assets like finances, taxes, natural resources, trade routes, harbor access... etc.
But this is none of it. This is all about
MUH FEELINGS!
Wut!?
Sorry, but this gotta be a most pathetic display of efforts from a country that is obviously not even remotely competitive on the world stage anymore. It is like the Greeks don't want the world to forget they still exist or something. Ugh.
I know I might be generalizing a bit here, but ugh...
And stop asking Germany for money!