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2012-01-17 18:33
Ryus

No 360, my graphics cards needs an upgade to get it for pc...
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2012-01-17 16:54
Ryus

I did but sadly never got around to playing it

Was too busy trying to finish deus ex before skyrim came out and once skyrim came out lost my life to it.
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2012-01-08 17:38
Nixl

Hell no, the Sith Emperor was a character only introduced for TOR. He has no presence in Kotor 1 or 2. Worse of all, Bioware stated that the only reason Revan turned Sith was because the Sith Emperor told him to. That's it, Revan was told to be evil. Kreia in Kotor 2 paints this amazing picture of Revan as a force user than rises above mere labels of Jedi or Sith. Kotor 2 characterizes Revan as a scary badass, where as TOR makes him into a whiny mullet man that the Sith Emperor molested with the dark side. A complete waste.

Even worse is that Revan was kept alive for 300 years by the Sith Emperor with alchemy, only to be killed by 4 randoms with cheesy dialogue. I swear the only reason I think Revan is in TOR is so that BW can preemptively kill any chance of a true Kotor 3.
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2012-01-03 18:00
Nixl

Hehe, I just saw your post on Ryus' wall over how terribly Bioware handled Revan in TOR. Bioware should just have ignored Kotor 1/2 all together if they were just going to make it a side note. Instead, they essentially made sure no one could ever do another Kotor. Now we are all stuck with TOR's conclusion of the story and...its writing.

Also, this link is the entire reason Kotor 2 was retconned and why Revan was turned into a uncharismatic weak mullet man. All so that Bioware could make this,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpnJe...ure=plpp_video
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2011-12-29 01:58
Ryus

Yeah, the book Revan pretty much sucked... it should have been named Scourge: Lord Retconner of KotOR 1 and 2. At least Kotor 2 gave us lots of hope of a reunion of those 2... but nope an MMO killed there future together becuase for some fuck reason it had to be set 300 years in the future for no rhyme or reason. (and yes the dialog was very limited but decent for 2003 since it was written for the original xbox and not pc)

Well, Revan at least gets to bang Bastila a few time and knocks her up with a son... then gets turned into force food for 300 years after being "betrayed" by a sith he meet 30 seconds ago (during which time Bastila naturally dies of old age and a single jedi mom... so does his son and his son's kids too and so on etc until Satele Shan (her mother and her hidden son... all of which I assume the Sith will loot for gear soon enough))... then Revan's mind finally snaps (after he's rescued and left to his own devices after everyone is foretold he's about to go crazy ) and then he gets looted for gear by the Sith (whom he tries to convince to turn on the Emperor by shouting that he needs to be defeated and stating he's the proof of that, but not elaborating (since he's now crazy)... only to quote Darth Malak's final words as his final words when the Sith kill him then say OMG I get what you where saying now, this sucks... then explodes like Emperor Palptine)
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2011-12-28 10:35
Ryus

Just play Kotor 1? What's with the Revan ava?
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2011-12-12 17:21
Shiek927

Spoiler for "shine and the titanic" M-rated for the snoopers:

It was a hell of day in the merry month of May
When the great Titanic was sailing away.
The captain and his daughter was there, too,
And old black Shine, he didn't need no crew.
Shine was downstairs eating his peas
When the motherfucking water come up to his knees.
He said, "Captain, Captain, I was downstairs eating my peas
When the motherfucking water come up to my knees."
He said "Shine, Shine, set your black ass down.
I got ninety-nine pumps to pump the water down."
Shine went downstairs looking through space.
That's when the water came up to his waist.
He said, "Captain, Captain, I was downstairs looking through space,
That's when the water came up to my face."
He said "Shine, Shine, set your black ass down.
I got ninety-nine pumps to pump the water down
Shine went downstairs, he ate a piece of bread.
That's when the water came above his head.
He said, "Captain, Captain, I was downstairs eating bread
And the motherfucking water came above my head
He said "Shine, Shine, set your black ass down.
I got ninety-nine pumps to pump the water down
Shine took off his shirt, took a dive. He took one stroke
And the water pushed him like it pushed a motorboat.
The Captain said, "Shine, Shine, save poor me.
I'll give you more money then any black man see."
Shine said, "Money is good on land or sea.
Take off your shirt and swim like me."
That's when the Captain's daughter came on deck;
Hands on her pussy, and drawers round her neck
Says, "Shine, Shine, save poor me.
Give you more pussy then any black man see."
Shine said, "Pussy ain't nothing but meat on the bone,
You may fuck it or suck it or leave it alone.
I like cheese, but I ain't rat
I like pussy, but not like that
And Shine swum on.
He said, "I hope you meet up with the whale."
Old Shine he swim mighty fine.
Shine met up with the whale
The whale said, "Shine, Shine, you swim mighty fine
But if you miss one stroke, your black ass is mine."
Shine said, "You may be king of the ocean, king of the sea,
But you got to be a swimming motherfucker to outswim me."
And Shine swim on

This is unbelievably hilarious -- I never thought I would have such a good time in my African-American class, but my teacher came in with this story/poem/song/rap/whatever, and it was so unexpected. It's deliberately intended to be racial and stereotypical; telling the story of a black worker on the Titanic - it goes for much longer, but this is what the teacher read. I tried to find the uncensored version on the internet, because that's what he read and their are apparently, naturally, censored version.

Obviously, it's best if you read it with a kind of beat to it, since it's like a rhyming song, but it's hilarious
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2011-11-23 20:17
Shiek927

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/82034132/

Hilarious; obviously fake (part of the joke), but what's funnier is how everyone seemingly falls for it even to the very end. Regardless, it's great
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2011-11-20 19:23
Shiek927

Roflmao, every single word out of that is....

The part I don't get is, where's the black kids father in all this? The article almost makes it sound like women can get pregnant just by watching 3D porn movies , and have kids of a different race

I didn't even know their were 3D porn movies!
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2011-11-08 20:45
Shiek927

Yes, yes there is

But I think it's fake as well, as part of a reality show....still, it sure made me laugh .
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