Here's a joke as a bump for this thread:
"Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep, Ralph.' Ralph was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!' St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.' Ralph was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking, and pecking the ground. A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?' 'Not bad,' replied Ralph the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode!' 'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster. 'Don 't tell me you've never laid an egg before?' 'Never,' said Ralph. 'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster. 'It's no big deal.' Ralph did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg! Ralph was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming. As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard his wife shout..... 'Dammit, Ralph! Wake up. You're shitting in the bed!'" |
Yuck, that's weird. Please don't ever put something as weird as that on to this I beg you.
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Lol. I have laughed this day for more than 3 times
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http://makesyoulaugh.blogspot.com/20...ing-squad.html
see what happens when a man got caught wearing woman undies... |
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I'd have to agree with the previous poster... the man in womens underwear was funny, but the vid of the peeing man was hilarious!
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^Yeah, and then he's chased away at the end...priceless... :D
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Hmm..? Aren't those the "Just for Laugh" gags? There is some pretty good ones that they made.
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hmm i not sure whether is it Gags or not but the similarities is indeed there... |
the new Philippine alphabet
A-B-ZTE-F-G Abalos- Broadband- Zhongxing telecommunications equipment- First Gentleman (Mike Arroyo) Based on a Philippine political scandal |
It's the .gif invasion!
Okay, this is just some random crap I found. I think they are amusing. And so do you! :heh:
http://209.85.48.12/11681/135/emo/narutotrap.gif http://209.85.48.12/11681/135/emo/what_is_this.gif http://planetsmilies.net/violent-smiley-1415.gif http://planetsmilies.net/violent-smiley-1719.gif http://209.85.48.12/11681/135/emo/Spam.gif http://209.85.48.12/11681/135/emo/fighting0035.gif http://209.85.48.12/11681/135/emo/sniper.gif http://209.85.48.12/11681/135/emo/mafia.gif http://209.85.48.12/11681/135/emo/jay.gif http://209.85.48.12/11681/135/emo/emot-commissar.gif http://209.85.48.12/11681/135/emo/party0006.gif It's peanut butter jelly time! ...okay I'm done now. You lives can now continue. |
And more....
http://209.85.48.12/11681/135/emo/Crazy-Monkey.gif
http://209.85.48.12/11681/135/emo/diespam.gif <--- This one seems, ironic, for some reason... :D http://209.85.48.12/11681/135/emo/thisthread.gif |
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http://209.85.48.12/11681/135/emo/party0006.gif
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http://makesyoulaugh.blogspot.com/20...ar-factor.html
People getting the bejesus scared out of them in very funny circumstances. |
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Pendy's Daily Dosage Of Jokes. :heh:
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