Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)
EDIT: Produced by Michael Bay
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And yes this comic is telling the truth....... Quoting Bay Fans need to take a breath, and chill,” wrote Bay. “They have not read the script. Our team is working closely with one of the original creators of Ninja Turtles to help expand and give a more complex back story. Relax, we are including everything that made you become fans in the first place. We are just building a richer world.” Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/entertain...#ixzz1pub934lG |
Heaven help us.
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He may try to get away with changing the turtles' evolution myth, but he ain't gonna get away with a title change to accommodate it. Quote:
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Uh oh.
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I have lost all hope for humanity.
I'm voting for Gingrich. To the moon with me. |
Even with plenty of faults, Transformer was adapted pretty decently, so I'm not gonna entirely dismiss Michael Bay from direc- "TURTLES ARE ALIENS" - .... wait WHAT?
I wasn't even done wth my sentence and I have to already take it back. What's next? "In a related news, Master Splinter has been replaced by Yoda."? Funny comment from CNN. Quote:
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Bay thinks a "richer world" is created by mounds and mounds of shit... unfortunately he mistook a farming manual for a movie director manual. :P
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Are you suggesting that farmers can't make good movies? That's discrimination.
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That would cover the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles but the question then becomes of the Giant Rat. Unless the Rat got mutated by the Gamma Rays too which would make it an alien rat. Then you have to figure out why they decided to learn Ninja and not Wing Chun.....my head hurts....:upset: |
Sssh, just watch the explosions and the pretty girl boobs bounce... hmmm, I see where Bay is adding the "richer" part now, he has to add pretty girls ... I suppose the reporter will do.
Heh, farmers can make excellent films - mostly because they don't mistake farming manuals for movie director manuals :) |
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NO.....Way...... :twitch::twitch::twitch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umDr0mPuyQc You gotta be kidding me. I really hope he doesn't rape my childhood TMNT or be a bit crappy like the CGI version movie. |
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Yes, I'm genius, I know. |
Anyone remember the really shitty live-action Turtles TV series that HAD a fifth turtle that was a female? Put dat shit in, have Megan Fox play her, and add a million explosions with bad exposition so we sit there with our dumb faces watching the purdy coleeeeerz.
BOOM! Marketing 101. Oh yeah, let's add some talking robots. Racist robots. This time we'll make them Chinese. Wait, no no. Let's make them Mexicans. I don't even give a shit anymore. |
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... ... ... But apparently, having caring writers on the team doesn't help much when you have a MORON for a director! :frustrated: Anything good that those writers might come up with will likely just get tossed out for more explosions and sexy women... Y'know for kids! How much you wanna bet that the whole "alien" origin will be used as an excuse to get the military involved? |
Hmmmmmmm.... if it does well.... I predict..... 3-4 movies. The first 2 will be fine, but the 3rd and 4th one will be basically the first movie.
But looking at the pattern they seem to be taking with their movies... first Transformers... now this.... what's next? Samurai Pizza Cats? Street Sharks? Gargoyles? Johnny Quest? Dare I say... SWAT Katz? |
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If they hurry, Ed Asner is still around to do the cop role he voiced and was animated as in F! Gumby and Pokey, with Megan Fox as, o never mind I'm gonna watch some anime :) |
After TMNT he'll move on to other childhood things to rape, like Rescue Rangers I'm sure he could add some explosions there. Or maybe Danger Mouse, he was James Bond as a mouse if I remember right.
Oh god, could you imagine the explosion bonanza he could have with Starcom. |
Now, who would he cast as April O'Neil? :uhoh:
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Natalie Portman, imo. That or Emma Watson if she's grown her hair back, April was a bit of a bushy brunet wasn't she?
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