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monir 2009-08-12 08:01

Monogatari Series Favorite Quotes Thread
A thread for your favorite quotes from Bakemonogatari. Please don't type out the entire script from an episode :) quote your favourite part of any scene or episode.

This thread will most likely contain spoilers! If you are posting a quote from a recent episode then please use spoiler tags. (hint and make sure that you include a title for the spoiler!).

Dop 2009-08-12 11:10

Put down the stapler, tsundere-chan!

Clawn 2009-08-12 13:16


zato_1one 2009-08-12 13:45

"I love you" XD

Semantics 2009-08-12 16:31

"Copper, 40g; Zinc, 25g; Nickel, 15g; Hiding Embarrassment, 5g and Spite, 97kg."

Magin 2009-08-12 20:57

"Sorry. I stuttered."

Raiga 2009-08-12 21:15


Originally Posted by Semantics (Post 2577394)
"Copper, 40g; Zinc, 25g; Nickel, 15g; Hiding Embarrassment, 5g and Spite, 97kg."

"It's mostly spite!"

"By the way, the hiding embarrassment was a lie."

rocket 2009-08-12 23:01


Originally Posted by Raiga (Post 2577941)
"It's mostly spite!"

"By the way, the hiding embarrassment was a lie."

"That's the one part you shouldn't get rid of!!"

Azuma Denton 2009-08-12 23:44

"Are you my mom?"
"Mom? What're you talking about?"
"I'm your lover right?" *direct hit*

dave1992 2009-08-13 01:54

If I kill you, that means I'll be the one closest to you when you're on your deathbed. Isn't it romantic?

If anyone else kills you, I'll kill that person.

reminds me of something happened in school days.

Pellissier 2009-08-13 13:52

"There was a figure of a man who fought an elementary school kid, threw her over his back with all his might, and was boasting about his victory from the bottom of his heart, despite the fact that he was in high school. Actually, that's me"

- Araragi Koyomi, episode 3.

"There stood a high school boy, who for selfish reasons had twice beaten an elementary school girl unconscious, and had gotten all nihistically worked up about it. Actually, that's still me."

- Araragi Koyomi, episode 4.

"My, aren't you knowledgeable, Senjougahara."
"It's you who's ignorant and incompetent, Araragi-kun."
"The word 'ignorant' has a nice ring to it, so I don't mind being called that, but 'incompetent" is going just a bit too far..."
"Is that so? Then I'll just use 'pathetic' next time."

- Senjougahara Hitagi and Araragi Koyomi, episode 4.

Kuroineko 2009-08-15 15:19

"Araragi da!"
"Shitsurei, kamimashita."

Hachikuji is awesomeness!

Reka 2009-08-15 15:21

"She looks genuinely surprised"

Velsy 2009-08-16 03:23

Araragi - Do you know about "verbal abuse"
Senjougahara - Then call the verbal abuse police.

Araragi - umm.... My name is Arargi Koyomi
Hachikuji - Koyomi?
Hachikuji - That sounds like a girls name
Hachikuji - eww it's girly! Stay away from me!

Araragi - Hey, you!
Hachikuji - Aragi-san
Araragi - Thats not enough "ra"s
Hachikuji - Sorry, I stutted

Miyuki-ism 2009-08-17 01:52

"And, Araragi-kun....I love you."

.................................................. .........."Congratulations"

That cracked me up!

Polarpew 2009-08-17 02:13

Araragi: It'd be great if it came into fashion
Senjougahara: Huh?
Araragi: Senjougahara Fascination

Already in fashion since episode 1

Senjougahara: ďIf I may suggest, I recommend my waking you up every morning wearing nothing but an apron. Then I can cook you breakfast.
Isnít it a manís fantasy to watch that from behind?Ē

Yes it is!

Velsy 2009-08-17 17:36


Originally Posted by Miyuki-ism (Post 2586787)
"And, Araragi-kun....I love you."

.................................................. .........."Congratulations"

That cracked me up!


me too! ^_^

the look on Hachikuji's face contributed to it too.

mrjpark 2009-08-20 00:48

Senjougahara: Idiot! Don't spit while you talk! Your virginity might be contagious!

TinyRedLeaf 2009-08-20 11:33

Episode 3, at the park

Senjougahara: "Fine. I'll correct myself. I have no experience. I'm a virgin. More to the point, the only kind of girl who'd talk to an unappealing virgin like you are late-bloomer virgins like me!"

senarious 2009-08-20 15:19

Senjougahara : "You've got nice solid childbearing hips, so I think you're sure to have healthy babies. Uwehehehe" Didn't you just tell me that recently?

Araragi : That just makes me sound like a perv!

Senjougahara's smiling sound was priceless...

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