Monogatari Series Favorite Quotes Thread
 

A thread for your favorite quotes from Bakemonogatari. Please don't type out the entire script from an episode :) quote your favourite part of any scene or episode.

This thread will most likely contain spoilers! If you are posting a quote from a recent episode then please use spoiler tags. (hint and make sure that you include a title for the spoiler!).

Put down the stapler, tsundere-chan!

Arararagi-kun!

"I love you" XD

"Copper, 40g; Zinc, 25g; Nickel, 15g; Hiding Embarrassment, 5g and Spite, 97kg."

"Sorry. I stuttered."

"It's mostly spite!"

"By the way, the hiding embarrassment was a lie."

"That's the one part you shouldn't get rid of!!"

"Are you my mom?"
"Mom? What're you talking about?"
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"I'm your lover right?" *direct hit*

If I kill you, that means I'll be the one closest to you when you're on your deathbed. Isn't it romantic?

If anyone else kills you, I'll kill that person.

reminds me of something happened in school days.

"There was a figure of a man who fought an elementary school kid, threw her over his back with all his might, and was boasting about his victory from the bottom of his heart, despite the fact that he was in high school. Actually, that's me"

- Araragi Koyomi, episode 3.

"There stood a high school boy, who for selfish reasons had twice beaten an elementary school girl unconscious, and had gotten all nihistically worked up about it. Actually, that's still me."

- Araragi Koyomi, episode 4.

"My, aren't you knowledgeable, Senjougahara."
"It's you who's ignorant and incompetent, Araragi-kun."
"The word 'ignorant' has a nice ring to it, so I don't mind being called that, but 'incompetent" is going just a bit too far..."
"Is that so? Then I'll just use 'pathetic' next time."

- Senjougahara Hitagi and Araragi Koyomi, episode 4.

"Aryaryagi-san/Arararagi-san/Rararagi-san"
"Araragi da!"
"Shitsurei, kamimashita."

Hachikuji is awesomeness!

"She looks genuinely surprised"

Araragi - Do you know about "verbal abuse"
Senjougahara - Then call the verbal abuse police.


Araragi - umm.... My name is Arargi Koyomi
Hachikuji - Koyomi?
Hachikuji - That sounds like a girls name
Hachikuji - eww it's girly! Stay away from me!


Araragi - Hey, you!
Hachikuji - Aragi-san
Araragi - Thats not enough "ra"s
Hachikuji - Sorry, I stutted

"And, Araragi-kun....I love you."

.................................................. .........."Congratulations"

That cracked me up!

Ep5
Araragi: It'd be great if it came into fashion
Senjougahara: Huh?
Araragi: Senjougahara Fascination

Already in fashion since episode 1

Ep3
Senjougahara: “If I may suggest, I recommend my waking you up every morning wearing nothing but an apron. Then I can cook you breakfast.
Isn’t it a man’s fantasy to watch that from behind?”

Yes it is!

kekeke

me too! ^_^

the look on Hachikuji's face contributed to it too.

Senjougahara: Idiot! Don't spit while you talk! Your virginity might be contagious!

Episode 3, at the park

Senjougahara: "Fine. I'll correct myself. I have no experience. I'm a virgin. More to the point, the only kind of girl who'd talk to an unappealing virgin like you are late-bloomer virgins like me!"

Senjougahara : "You've got nice solid childbearing hips, so I think you're sure to have healthy babies. Uwehehehe" Didn't you just tell me that recently?

Araragi : That just makes me sound like a perv!

Senjougahara's smiling sound was priceless...