[Kaijo]

Originally Posted by Alavon

HAHAHAHA! XDDDD That was too funny! Which one is the real ending? :3

Spoiler for My "pleasant dinner conversation" story:

Whichever ending you like. :P
Personally, I prefer it without the two endings, but in all the shippings, two other options occurred to me:

#1. Neither of them knows anything about sex

#2. They are twisted enough to be playing one big joke on everyone else