[HasuMasu]

Originally Posted by SaintessHeart

Nein! Nein Nein Nein Nien Nein! [/German tsun]

Seriously though, das ist ekelhaft. At least for the guy-guy part.

Spoiler for NSFW Not For Sumeragi:

A boy came home and exclaimed to his mother, "I got laid today!"

His mother was shocked. "How could you do such at thing at your age!" she exclaimed, "Go up to your room until your father gets home!"

When the father came home, the mother told him what happened. The father went up to his son's room and asked, "Okay. What exactly happened today?"

"I got laid!" the son exclaimed. The father was satisfied that his son had become a man.

The next day was a weekend. The son got back home in the evening and went up to his room. His father followed.

"So you got laid again today?" the father asked.

"Yes, and my butt still hurts from just now!" the son replied.

I knew you were in to that sort of thing...