[biodude711]

Originally Posted by Nanya01

Calling me Jail, again?

I thought everyone knew that I was sent to this planet as a baby as the last survivor of a race of super writers.

Nanya-muse: You're lying!
DC-muse: Calling your creator a liar is a bad idea, you know.
Nanya-muse: Mooouuuu... *Glomps DC-muse* Wahh! Don't you love me?!
DC-muse: *Turns red* GAH! S-stop that! Not in front of everyone. HEY! Watch the hands!
Nanya-muse: Wahhh!
DC-muse: *Red* If I say yes, will you stop?
Nanya-muse: *nods*
DC-muse: Fine, I love you.
Nanya-muse: Yay! I love you too!
DC-muse: *Steam out of the ears* GAH! So suddenly!
Nanya-muse: What? You're my best friend.
DC-muse: ...That's a scary thought.

StrikerS

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SSX 1-10

Spoiler for Blood That Flows - SSX 11:

Elsewhere...

Filia blinked as she heard a rather loud thumping coming from outside of the house. "Ugh, I swear, if those two are attacking the paper boy again..." Granted, the first time, it was rather funny when Aria and Lotte were in their animal forms and jumping all over the poor lad, but she didn't want to see that this morning. Walking out to the front door, Filia blinked, several times, as she saw Aria and Lotte tag-teaming several identical human females. "What's going on?"

"They blew up the garden!" Lotte yelled and pointed to the destroyed garden. "I wanted them to fix it and they tried to kill me!"

"Considering that they won't listen to us," Aria said as she used a frying pan to knock one of the Mariages away from her, "and tried to kill us without provocation, I'm pretty sure that they won't hesitate to kill anyone."

"What's going on out here?" Amy asked as she popped her head out of the doorway. "I heard noises and Filia wasn't in bed and..." She trailed off as she saw what was going on. "...Did you two piss off a cloning factory or something?"

Before anyone could answer, one of the Mariages seemed to form in front of Amy, a sword arm formed as she stabbed forward.

The blade never got close to Amy as Filia grabbed it and squeezed down. Narrowing her eyes, Filia swung the Mariage back at the group, but held onto the arm and smiled grimly as the arm was torn clean off of the body. "It's one thing to ruin my garden, it's another thing to attack those two, but," any traces of humor left Filia as she tossed the torn arm at the group of Mariages, "you threatened my wife, and I don't stand for that."

"What about us?" Lotte whined as she ducked under a swing towards her head. Before she could react, a narrow blue beam lanced out and blasted the Mariage through its head and taking out several behind it. "Huh?"

"You two can take care of yourselves..." Filia said as she pulled out a mace from somewhere. "Though, since you're a part of my family, you count as well."

"Where did you pull THAT from?!" Amy yelled as she stared at the mace in Filia's hands.

"I'll show you later." Filia said as she used said mace to knock the head off of one of the Mariages. Her tail slinked out of her nightgown, wrapped around the dead body before it fell and threw it into the crowd. "Aria, Lotte, let's show them that you don't mess with my family."

"Isn't Chronosuke supposed to be home soon?" Lotte asked, jumping back as a blue beam carved its way into the crowd of Mariages. Looking up, Lotte smiled as she saw Chrono floating above them.

"Considering that my family is being attacked, why would I be anywhere else?" Chrono asked as he touched down. "Lotte, Aria, you two are free of your limiters right now, you know that right?"

The two grinned at each other. "Well, we weren't before!" Aria said as they released a twin Blaze Cannon into the group.

"So, what took you?" Filia asked Chrono as she swung her mace into the group of Mariage.

"Had paperwork to finish up, I only got done a few minutes ago." Chrono said as he fired several Stinger Blades into the skulls of the Mariage around them. "Enough talking, let's get this over with."

"Right." Filia nodded as they continued to work the Mariages over.

(---)

There was a ringing of a familiar chime as Lina grabbed her cell phone and sat up. "Miyuki, you better have a good reason for calling me this early."

"There's a bunch of women who look exactly the same, they broke into my home over here," Miyuki was, of course, talking about the house she shared with Yuuno, Nanoha and Fate, "they tried to kill me and almost killed Arashi and Vivio, they're okay now, but I'm still being overwhelmed here."

"I see..." Lina said, her eyes narrowing. "Miyuki, dear, I'll be there as soon as I can."

"What's going on?" Shiro asked as he saw his wife turning her cell off and putting some clothes on. He raised an eyebrow as she was putting on some rather form-fitting pants and sleeveless top that only covered her chest, leaving her arms and stomach exposed. "Dear?"

"Get some pants on, someone tried to kill our family." As soon as the words were out of Lina's mouth, Shiro had pants on and three different swords strapped to his waist. Nodding, Lina walked out of the bedroom and to the kitchen. "Arf!" She yelled into the house as she grabbed a large knife from the counter top, when the small red dog ran into the kitchen, she stopped at Lina's look. "Get into your adult form and grab the three weapons from over the fireplace."

Arf nodded and ran back into the living room as her form shifted and grew into her far more imposing adult mode. "What's going on, mom?" She asked as she grabbed a trident, a handle and a bow shaft from above the fireplace.

"Miyuki, Arashi and Vivio are in danger." Lina said as Arf tossed her the bow. Turning to the front door, Lina found that she didn't have to open it as it was smashed in. "I take it that you're the reason my family's in danger." Lina narrowed her eyes, her left one glowing gold as she held up a flaming palm. "Get out of my way and then you can die." When they didn't move, Lina nodded. "Very well. Flame Wind!" She snapped her hand forward, a powerful gust of wind mixed with fire snapped out, sending the Mariage that had made her way into the house flying back the way she had come.

"What the heck?!" Arf exclaimed, shocked as she held the trident in front of her.

"Yuuno and Nanoha aren't the only ones who created hybrid magic." Lina said as she walked out, followed by Shiro and finally Arf. "Alright, let's show you how we fight."

Arf flew up and gaped at what she saw. "Mom, even if you can tear through them easily, there's so many that I can't see the street anymore!"

"Well then..." Lina narrowed her eyes. "I'll have to get warmed up, won't I? Rune Flare!"

With those two words, the city streets were awash with flames.

(---)

Erio grimaced as he and Caro were forced onto the streets again. "This is nuts!" Even though they were slaughtering these things by the dozens, it was like a never-ending wave of bodies that kept coming at them. "We're going to get killed at this rate."

Caro nodded, trying to catch her breath as she cast a barrier around them. Looking up, she sighed in relief as Fried was okay. "I wish I could do more."

"What about Voltaire or Leviathan?" Erio suggested to her.

"I need some water for Leviathan, he's not good without water, and I'm worried if I summon Voltaire that he'll attack someone he's not supposed to." Caro wilted at the look that she was given.

"There are so many of these things that I can't even see where they end, Caro, summon him before we both die!"

"Too late." A female voice spoke up and the two gasped in shock as a blade cut through the barrier, shattering it and leaving them exposed. "A good fight, now die."

As the Mariage pulled her arm back, the ground started to shake and rumble, a stone spike ripping upwards and nearly impaling the Mariage, who seemingly disappeared, before more spikes erupted upwards, skewering several of the Mariages and creating a protective dome around Caro and Erio.

"What the?" Erio asked, he recognized the spell, Dug Haut, easily enough, as Teana did it quite often, but he had never seen it used so powerfully like this before.

"When facing a multitude of enemies, the best way to make sure that they don't get to you is to make a barrier that can strike back. Didn't I teach you kids better?" A familiar male voice spoke up and Caro gasped as she saw Zelgadis, his skin blue and rocky, walk around a stone pillar. "Hey, kids." He smirked as them as they stood up. "Considering how many there are, it's probably a good thing that I called for some help." He snapped his fingers and the rock pillars erupted outwards and away from the three of them.

"Help?" Erio asked, "from who?"

When the pillars weren't standing anymore, Zelgadis grimaced as far fewer of those women were dead than he would have liked. "You'll see, he should be here... Now."

Just as Erio was about to ask what was going on, the area suddenly lit up and a loud honking sound was heard. "It can't..."

Zelgadis smirked and nodded. "But it is."

"HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Kuma laughed as he ran several Mariage over, punching one that tried to get in through the window. "A funny thing about mass is that the thicker it is, the harder it is to punch through it, but if I increase my speed I can punch through any mass, no matter how thick it is! HA HA!"

"Binesto Cannon!" A female voice said from above, looking up, Erio's face turned bright red as he saw up Kyrie's skirt and her panties. Sure, her skirt wasn't that long, but still, seeing her underwear so easily was enough to make him blush.

"Sorry it took us so long." Another female voice said as Amitie seemingly appeared on the ground next to the three of them. "We had to get our zappers from lock-up." She pointed her gun out and fired a quick burst of five shots at the Mariage that were getting up after getting hit by either Kyrie's blast or Kuma's driving. "Amitie and Kyrie Florian reporting for duty!"

Erio smiled, they might actually win at this rate.

I know we all know this, but it bears repeating.
*ahem*
If you value your continued existence, do not, I repeat, do not fuck with the Takamachi or Harlaown family.