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Join Date: May 2007
well here's all The Kamachi Spam info from js06 so far.
>This is Intellectual Village. It is an area made into the highest quality brand of the concept of "rural".
>On the surface, the scenery looks like a city in decline, but sophisticated scientific technology is gathered in secret giving the area an odd high-tech feeling of the "cutting edge rural".
>This collaboration of rural scenery and cutting edge technology is Intellectual Village.
>The sense of the rural is so perfectly maintained that even youkai have been called in.
>They came wanting an easy to live in environment and they of course live even in my house.
>Specifically, a large breasted zashiki-warashi is elegantly playing a video game with 3D goggles and a wireless controller...
>However, even this area where we live peaceably with youkai has its pitfalls.
>A system known as the Package uses the special characteristics of the youkai. I accidentally touched a portion of that system.
>While Waltraute, a Valkyrie, is in the human world of Midgard, a boy sees her and falls in love with her. He decides he will marry her.
>She warns him that anyone who gets in her way is evil and must be eliminated, but the boy mistakenly interprets "Try to marry me and I will ensure your defeat" as "If you win, I will marry you."
>The boy asks what the rules of the "challenge" he has mistakenly decided exists are and Waltraute comes up with an impossible challenge not even she could accomplish: If you climb to the top of the World Tree Yggdrasil under your own power and reach me in the heavenly world of Asgard, I will marry you.
>The boy cluelessly decides to attempt the challenge. Waltraute watches on from Asgard while Heimdallr (who apparently is a bit like Shiage personality-wise) teases her about it.
>When the boy stops, exhausted, for a rest only about 10 meters up, a talking cat (who turns out to be Jörmungandr in disguise) starts tempting him to go to Jötunheimr. Waltraute overprotectively defeats the cat with her lightning spear.
>As the boy continues to climb, Waltraute realizes humans need air and the boy will die if he continues climbing. She sends a crow to ask him to call off the challenge, but he refuses because he thinks the crow is an enemy trying to trick him.
>When the boy is just about to run out of strength, she goes down to meet him. The conditions of the challenge were to climb "under your own power" but she claims the fact that he was able to get her to come to him was an aspect of his own power.
>And so the two get married. However, a Valkyrie can only stay within the human world for so long and humans will die in the heavenly world, so they are forced into a long-distance relationship. Waltraute continually watches over her beloved young husband and zaps anyone who tries to harm him.
>One day, Hel, the queen of Niflheim, appears before the boy. She heard rumor of the boy who had won the heart of a Valkyrie and wishes to bring him back to Niflheim as her subordinate.
>The boy asks who she is and she responds the she tells him. The boy laughs in response and Hel does not know how to respond because everyone is always afraid of her.
>She then tries to take the boy with her while saying "I'm only doing this to increase the forces of darkness! Don't get the wrong idea or anything!", but Waltraute is watching from Asgard as usual and uses her lightning spear to save him.
>Frigg and Freyja stop by while Waltraute is watching the boy from up in Asgard.
>Freyja is described as having pigtails, unequaled beauty, highly revealing clothes, and having no restraint sexually.
>She initially laughs at Waltraute for marrying a human boy, but then she sees the boy in the rain asking for sun and immediately has the sun dry the human world for him.
>Waltraute mentions she and the boy are having a date.
>Waltraute plans to go on the date in full Valkyrie armor, so Frigg heads down to the boy to tell him to visit a dwarf in Nidavellir to make a tool to remove the armor.
>The boy calls her "onee-san" and Frigg falls for him too.
>As the boy heads down with the torch Freyja gives him and as Waltraute watches on, Loki approaches him in the cave.
>Waltraute is afraid of what Loki will do but he merely shows the boy the way he needs to go.
>Freyja starts drooling as she imagines a Loki x Boy pairing.
>The boy makes it to the dwarf, but Freyja recalls that dwarf tools come with a curse that gods can handle but will likely kill the boy.
>Meanwhile, Odin is watching on happily expecting the boy to die and to make an excellent warrior spirit for him.
>Waltraute realizes this and kicks his ass.
>The curse on dwarf tools comes from the gods threatening or cheating the dwarves out of paying for them, but the boy brought the money he had saved up for a month, so the dwarf happily gives him a non-cursed tool.
>The tool is a Swiss army knife made to remove Valkyrie armor.
>Waltraute agrees to let him remove her armor because he worked so hard for it.
>Freyja wants to make it a threesome, but Waltraute forcibly makes her leave.
>After the armor is removed, only 8 of the 10 attachments on the knife were used.
>The boy tries out the 9th and tentacles come out and wrap around Waltraute's body.
>He tries the 10th and the tentacles start vibrating.
>Afterwards, Waltraute rains lightning down on the underground world the dwarf lives in.
>Title: A Simple Survey
>Release: July 10th
>Author: Kamachi Kazuma - Illustrations: Haimura Kiyotaka
>A note before the survey begins: this survey requires reader participation.
>Please do not forget to prepare pen and paper.
>Now, let the survey begin.
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